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I wonder what will be left at the end of this year?

F*ck your northern shnanigans, Hammers in the top 10 and Spuds back in the pooooo

I was in there Boxing Day lunch, very pleasant but....far too many mulled wine and Cappucino drinkers.....get thee to a Cafe Nero/wine bar thingy......

Soooo....you've moved into Dulwich Village to escape modern life and now moan that it's not there........

They've been happening for years and years and yet SE22 sounds mortified nd shocked that such things even exist in 2009ish as if they are a modern invention............bleedin' carrot crunchers

The Bun House is gone now I think

Seriously, where were you lot brought up? 1950s rural England?

mmmmmm....you been reading the Morning Star again Chav?

Mmmm...the Police are full of Urban myths in my expereience (which is actually knowing some coppers). Plus...you find a nice easy target so you let all the competition know????....sound like a load of old bull to me. Sorry Libra

Top 10!!!!!!

...oh dear....oh well, roll on Cheltenham!

Where's that Ratty? :))

PUB TIME

ahhhhhhhh......but I still sense your guilt....should have been a prod, none of that to worry about

Nearly a schoolboy howler! Get thee to an offy swiftish

I think 30-somethings look like teenagers

The Christmas Stella crate is half empty this morning too :'(

I think that this pope is an 'intellectual theologan' whereas the last pope was more from the heart. He therefore ruminates on the theological questions without any empathy about what the effect of his philisophical meanderings (er, prejudice) may have in the real world....I genuinely don't think he means to stir up bigoted hatred but that's no defence for a man in his position whose words obviously will....

My missus has got a free range turkey sitting in a bucket of water with oranges and various greenery in our kitchen....I'm blaming Nigella

We (it wasn't just me, honest) finished the Christmas Quality Street tin on about the 15th...second one is padlocked and been guarded by Mrs Quids

Pub lunch just been confirmed...maybe 2.30ish back in SE22, Je suis desole Moos

100

'Twas the night before Christmas and all round the town Nothing was stirring it had all been locked down Folks were a bed and children were snoring Dreaming of Santa and gifts in the morning But trudging the streets in the dark of the night Was a PCSO with a face such a fright For he'd targets to meet and his bonus in doubt He had tickets to issue and no-one about. But what should he see descend from the sky But a sleigh and a fat jolly red-suited guy Who climbed down from the sleigh and hoisted his sack Then suddenly felt a great tap on his back "I saw no lights when you came down to land" Said the man in the cap with a book in his hand "It's a ?50 fine" and tore a page from his book And handed it over for Santa to look. "But I've done this for years, since before you were born", In the blink of an eye another ticket was torn "What's this" said Santa trying to make sense. "It's ?100 fine for a repeat offence" "Show me your license for this flying zoo MOT, insurance and your log book too" Santa was aghast and was looking forlorn From the pretend cop's book further tickets were torn. He strode round the sleigh to look for a fault And got Rudolph antler's in a rectal assault He gave Santa a ticket in pain and in shock For the use of a horn after 11 o'clock. "Where are you from and what's in the sack?" Said the man in a tone that made Santa step back "With presents for all from the North Pole I flew" "So, Illegal immigrant and a smuggler too?" Santa staggered a bit for his sack was quite heavy PCSO sniffed loud. "Have you been on the bevy?" "The odd sherry or wine as I dash to and fro" As PCSO pulled something out and said "Blow" The machine went beep and the man's grin grew large "You are over the limit; a serious charge Drinking and flying simply don't mix. Oh dear, my fat friend you're in quite a fix." "But they leave me a drink when I sneak in their home" With a triumphal cry the man pulled out a phone And demanded a van in a voice oh so strict "House breaking's illegal old chum you are nicked". "But I must see to the kiddies or they'll be distraught Who'll see to their needs if Santa is caught? You see, I leave them a gift 'fore I sneak out their room." "Bribing children with gifts is an attempt to groom." "Pervert" he cried at the man with the red hat on And clubbed his head twice with his side-handled baton Santa dropped like a stone, a man barely alive And was tasered three times until a witness arrived. 'Twas the night before Christmas, PCSO was in bed Visions of bonuses danced through his head His targets are met, a promotion to collect Not a single thought that Christmas was wrecked The reindeer put down and Santa away And children in tears for the whole Christmas day. But he was quite happy, he thought it quite funny Only 4 months to go 'til he nicks the Easter Bunny.

I'm dreaming of 17th..:-$

annaj...I wouldn't worry too much most of their meat isn't organic....just some...ask them, they don't like to admit it but it's true