More Spurs Spurs are due to play Arsenal in the Mickey Mouse cup so Fabregas says to the Arsenal team "look lads, this is a stupid competition and it's only Tottenham why don't you lot go down the pub and I'll take them on myself?" "Great" the rest of the squad say and go down the pub, "They're all having a beer and playing pool and Walcott comes in from the other bar and says "It's half time and we're winning 1-0" "Excellent" they all say and get on with their pool game forgeting about the Spurs game. At closing in walks a flabbergasted Fabregas. "Well?" Theo asks "I'm really sorry lads it was 1-1" "Nooo" they all chorus "What happened?" "I got sent off 10 mins into the second half" Replies Fabregas.