LizzygotDizzy

*Chav* Are you actually a qualified solicitor with an LPC cert and registered Chav or do you just have your law degree? Am asking coz may need your services/advice in the future, ha! which area of law? God thats awful when the exes get involved and try and stir up shit between fathers and their children, do they see their father at all? or stay over at all with him?

"but then again, the only person who really suffers if this does happen will be my son who loves the time he spends with his dad" Keef, I didn't actually say I was going to do that, I said I felt like doing it or the way he behaved towards my trying to contact MY son was unreasonable, I would not for one moment use my child as a pawn, and he has as much contact with his father as he wants to, there are no limits or boundaries, its a matter of whatever HE wants, I have never ever badmouthed my ex to my son either, and left that all up to my ex who did his utmost to run me down to my own child to absolutely no end at all other than to upset my son. But I do reserve the right to speak to my son whenever I want to, within reason, when he is not home and staying for long a period of time with his father.

lindylou Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Glad to see you are all finding this thread so > funny. The idea wasn't to find sex. drugs and > debauchery - merely friendship. Don't get too much > up your own a***ses, one day you may be in the > same position. Well said Lindylou!

Yup Lilolil, the voodoo doll concept is definitely appealing to me right at this moment in time! Lol!!!

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You mean the bit about how the fact that I don't > fancy fat birds means I've got a titchy Benitez?! > > Why not? If people start to buy it then blokes > everywhere will be looking for fatties to prove > their masculinity. Takes a real man to bang a > whale. > > Maybe that's the plan. Pretty convoluted way to > get your end Lizzygotdizzy. You should just go for > a pint of gin in the Buckle. You'll be guaranteed > a knock off.. Actually have body-doubled on occasion on a few movies, as "Keef" will tell you, so am deinitely not fat, although don't recall fat being brought into the conversation, Amazonian does not equal fat just real fit and muscular, although nothing wrong with a bit of cushioning at all and many men are into bigger women, twas a bit of a low blow (no pun intended) in relation to your dick size though, you caught me at a bad moment and I (erm....nooo.....nnnarrrgh! unchartered territory) apologise for offending you.

Thanks Tillie, thought I was going mad.

Lol, if only I could, am not really a violent person, my bark is worse than my bite! But have texted (if that is the right terminology) his dad to say if I am unable to have contact or phone their home number (in the extremely rare occasions that I need to, they have been living together for a year now, and this was the first time I've ever phoned their home), then I will have to re-think my decision to let him stay over at all, drastic I know, but I don't think I'm being really unreasonable, its not like I'm constantly on the phone to him/her or bothering them, but then again, the only person who really suffers if this does happen will be my son who loves the time he spends with his dad.

Absolutely fuming, my son spent Xmas with his daddy and fiance, I have never had a problem, been bad to or even spoken in a derogatory way to her,in fact I have gone out of my way to be polite to her whenever we have ever bumped into one another, which has only been twice, I encouraged my son to go laden with gifts for my ex husband's new family, her kids and his daddy, but my son forgot his mobile, I have never phoned their home number but have always had the number, and his dad was at work today, my son was due home last night but I received a text message from his dad to say coming home Sunday, which was fine with me, having not spoken for a few days I telephoned their home number, was extremely polite, friendly on the phone to girlfriend, and asked could I speak with my son which seemed fine with her, lo and behold an hour later I get a text message from my ex hubby that his girlfriend does not want me ringing the house! I said my son was staying there and I hadn't spoken to him for a few days and missed hearing his voice, my son being 9, I got a really nasty text from my ex hubby saying basically that his girlfriend does not want me ringing her home, I have NEVER done anything to upset her and was pleased that my kids got on so well with her, i'm absolutely fuming so now want to find out if he is in fact "allowed" to phone me from there when he wants to or forgets to take his mobile with him, I am still livid and feel like driving up there and demanding his return straight away if I am not allowed to contact him, his dad works during the day so phoning him via his dad's mobile was not an option. Woah, feel so much better now got that off my chest!! Sorry guys for that! Just venting....

I've watched those programmes where they go on ghost hunts, I think they scare eachother and freak eachother out more than anything else! a slight case of mass hysteria! Tis quite amusing, but they never do seem to get any hard evidence on the show well I have only seen one or two so who am I to question. Spiritialist churches I have frequented a few times, and have seen many a so called "medium" mess up big time on the platform and also severely fish for clues, but I have to be honest and say that I have seen a few very very good ones who have been spot on without being fed information, but I would never go to a medium myself for a reading, though I do do my own cards once in a while just for the fun of it and just to see if there is anything I need to know, but I do take it all with a pinch of salt, I would never mess with the occult though or ouija boards just downright dangerous and irresponsible. I think mediums work on the basis of who wants to come through to speak or pass on a message as opposed to being dragged from wherever they are, and if they do not wish to come forth, then they do not and go about their own business and are not forced as such whereas seances call upon specific spirits to come through, I do not agree with that part of it and they should be left alone, but if old uncle Ernie wants to come through and tell me where the blazes he hid his Will then who am I to argue, ha X

Wow, yeah that would be great, identifiable from afar too!

How about a heredity sixth finger with a very unusual and prominent family crested ring on it, or something like that, a mixture of a few of the ideas on here or I quite like the idea of a heredity birthmark on the face, the large purplish ones or a heredity limp through birth defect, they all sound ok to me.

Or strapping his male pride back on!

Ooooh and its all gone quiet over there.....!

I think Alan is just scared incase their biceps or even dicks are bigger than his! Lol and so feels threatened instead of turned on by a strong amazonian woman, what can't you handle it Mr Dale? Or do tiny little skinny women make you feel more manly and less threatened! or indeed make your dick appear bigger?

Mmmmmmmm! that was classy!

What size are you? Have some salopets you can have for free if you want them, only been worn once, mens ones.

Nero, Wow Harbin, small world! amazing ice sculptures, honestly the Chinese Yuan is about ?1 to 15-18 yuan at the moment, don't bring tons as you can go to the "Friendship" store there and buy woollen and cotton leggings and thermal long sleeved tops for about 50p, or if your brave find a market and do some serious bartering to get some serious bargains. Layers are the key to that kind of cold, (skating on rivers etc.) The chinese people generally put on the cotton long pants, then woollen ones over the top, and then padded trousers, mind you they really do fear the cold a lot more than we do, but layers are best then you can peel off as you go along and it gets warmer.

By the way, was nice to see the photos of the xmas do, nice to put faces to names, and quite cute ones too!!! Sorry, have I grovelled enough yet?

Sorry retracted, have just read thread properly, ::o

OMIG what snobbery! Lizzy ))))))))Hailing from Chislehurst!

>:D< Good one Anna! I like the sound of "co-ordinisation", just rolls off the tongue! "compracticalities" also has a nice feel to it or "compactilisation" Sorry off with the fairies again...oh god, roll on 5pm, so bored! have so much to do and so little time to do it in, and have to be stuck here at work as drew the short straw this year!

Edumites - ED forum users

Howz about starting up a new ED dictionary of made up words? 1. Pooftified - (meaning - slightly camp!) Uh oh, PC brigade nipping at my heels, (said in jest so as to P off all those on the "political correctness gone mad" thread), he he ;-)

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I still a newbie? Enuf said!!

Although I do have to admit, one of the most entertaining forums, which is why I'm so addicted,noooo!!! must stop login on.......