Moos

Lenk, by the way, I wasn't having a pop at you on that topic yesterday - I thought you had said in the past that you don't live here.

Now there IS an insult.

DulwichMum

Good one, though there's a hint of Keef in there. I won't say, because someone else should have a go. As it were.

Sorry, not my best work I know. But I stand by the 'no offence'.

No offence, but this really is a pointless thread populated by time-wasting yuppies who've moved here from Clapham because they can't afford to stay there living their show-off "designer" lives so come here to ruin the character of a working-class forum and force families who've been posting for generations out. Shut down the stupid threads with the yummies living off hubby's credit card and drive 'em out! P.S. special offer this week, Gregg's sausage rolls 10p a pack, only available at the Bromley branch.

The Venerable Marmora Man

Nonsense, girls dance around May poles.

Scurrilous dog!

*at PGC's retreating back* Skanky fishwife!

@ PGC you unquiet harpy!

Garrulous frog. And you've got a terrible cough there, Brendan.

No, not you PGC, you're more of a loathsome villein.

I'd like to call someone a scurrilous dog today, any takers?

A smack in the eye for being so sly. Also, since it's not only the first of the month but May Day, many jollities and saucy Spring-y good wishes to all - I shall be dancing suggestively around a Maypole later.

KidKruger, I have seen attempts to queue intelligently, and I fear that they have undermined any case homo sapiens may have for being just that little bit more on the ball than homo floriensis. At London Bridge, considerate people queueing for the 48/149 stop sometimes a 10-foot gap to allow other travellers to use the pedestrian crossing and start the queue again behind the crossing. This invariably leads to other people turning up, looking at the break in the queue and assuming it's actually the end of the queue, which in turn causes drama. Equally, when people intelligently and considerately form a single queue for multiple ticket windows or cashpoints, there's always someone who'll assume everyone just hasn't seen the 'other' window/point and just barges in. Summary: people are fuckwits. I write this in the sure and certain knowledge that we are not allowed to say this any more.

I just skim past the posts of certain contributors whom I believe have nothing to say that I want to read.

Quids obviously got it first, but since he's playing coy, I'll say ????!

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can it be amended from Whistler, sophiesofa to > Hummer, sophiesofa (i don't often smell bad > though). I must admit that whenever I see your moniker the inner voice reads it as Sophie? So far! accompanied by an elegant Gallic shrug*. I don't really know what that says about you. Or me. *not a cardigan. Although, why not?

PGC, if you're thinking of the only-the-drunk-can-understand-the-drunk rule, my understanding is that it only applies to people who have been drinking together. If two people who have been drinking separately attempt to communicate the streams get crossed, and the universe explodes. Most unfortunate.

When we went away for New Year we packed nine million bags-worth of things, but forgot our son's irreplaceable bunny. I'll never forget the look of utter outrage and betrayal on his face at bedtime when I hopefully offered him a replacement bunny hastily sourced from a friendly child. I was a long time sitting down to dinner that night. So very glad that your cuddly monkey found its home on time!

The white woman was a Camberwellian, wasn't she? I'm not sure you can claim her. ED does have the Whistler, sophiesofa. See threads passim.

What's this? Everyone getting all rational and tolerant? Stop it at once, or who will I have to get shirty with? You laid-back, inclusive bastards.

I hope I'm not spoiling it for anyone but the concluding paragraph is beautiful: A Downing Street spokesman later added: "We've put the country ?1.4 trillion in debt, government ministers are chin-deep in sleaze and the cops are beating merry hell out of everyone. We just felt that the obvious next step was to tell thousands of heroic soldiers to go fuck themselves."

Oh dear, I hope you're joking coopercat, because I think all of the posts above yours were. Come back! Don't be cross!