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n RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a right telling-off ? apparently they were Allied Carpets!

Count me in please MP, my double booker has just cancelled...yay!

Congratulations to you James and thank you.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Best thread yet katie ? > > You are joking aren't you.... Honestly Mick Moc, the girl pays you a compliment and you just throw it back in her face, shame on you,

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If posters were TV chefs.....I've definitely got > Rosie down as Fanny Craddock with Mick Mac as her > husband. > Jah = Floyd Yay Quids is back! x

Ha ha MM, I know I can always rely on you to keep me in line

TED

Arh a Princess is born...Big congratulations to you all Sean. x

I think I would be inclined to ask the hotel if I could settle my bill on a weekly basis, therefore if I left money out for a weeks stays and god forbid it went missing it wouldn't effect me in quite the same way as a hotel bill for a months stay would. x

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've tried measuring mine but keep gagging when > the ruler touches my tonsils ( that is where we > measure from right ? ) > > So instead & as a comparison my tongue is the same > length as a saveloy > > ::o Annette lol...Ewe you have made me gag just thinking about it...I actually suggested measuring from exit point of mouth (for health and safety reasons of course)

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hibbs Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Yep Slave '1' looks exactly like mine. > > There's a tribe in Outer Mongolia that would > worship you as a fertility goddess! Typical...shame there's not one in East Dulwich :-)

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wish that I had seen this before because I've > just spent the last hour or so detagging drunken > photos of me sticking my long tongue out on > facebook- & I can't be bothered searching my > friends pics for one. What's the prize btw?? Arh go on...

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > These two former slaves of mine will take some > beating :) > > > > Yep Slave '1' looks exactly like mine.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Heh - very true Keef. This is the best past life > ever though: > > Eddie Large - Have I Been Here Before? Brilliant clip, thanks for sharing.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was at that same event. The tongue in question > is indeed tiny but well formed and apparently > works in all the ways required. Small and pink and > a bit pointy. > > I was told (by those that have expertise in these > matters) that I have a big tongue, being both long > and broad. If you want to know how long and broad > it is, you will just have to come round and > measure it Hibbs. OMG are you flirting with me MP? ;-)

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hibbs Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Oh come on peeps I really need to know the > length > > in centimetres please... > > Oh-kay hibbs, give me 5 minutes with a ruler/tape Brilliant, thank you Katie numbers. > measure in the bathroom. Ahem. > > *back soon*

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can touch the end of my nose with mine, so I > have either a huge noise or a long toungue - not > sure which Hum...I think you may be onto a winner here

Oh come on peeps I really need to know the length in centimetres please...

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hmmm...Are you trying to pull ? NO!

eucalyptus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I hope you're not put off by the disgusting > reaction your post received. Actually Eucalyptus I find your post rather 'distgusting', imo you have taken all of the above comments/posts way out of context, I feel you really need to lighten up.

OK, so after a rather drink induced conversation on Saturday evening, I found out my friend Nic has a particularly small tongue, which got me thinking, did she have a small tongue or did I indeed have a particularly large one, so fellow Dulwich formumites I thought it would be a great idea if we did a little experiment of our very own and we each measured the length of our tongues?from the entry point of it leaving our lips to the very tip, in centimeters?so how long is your tongue? Pictures welcome? Prize tbc.

Mmmm delicious and the service was pretty damn good to.

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Rubbish, I can be whatever I want to be... " > > Oh, you were quoting your pretend age. Sorry. 2 out of 10 for that one...surely you can do better. Thanks for the apology though. ;-)

Rubbish, I can be whatever I want to be... Now boys stop causing trouble and run along to another thread that you actually partake in, or of course join us!

8. Me 9. Flatmate: Terri