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The Premiership footballer confessed all to his wife the other day, wife subsequently "devastated", Ryan Giggs doesn't play for Man Utd against Arsenal today as he has 'a touch of flu'. Team mates realise identity of super-injunction holder, play sh-t and get beaten 1-0. Just a theory, mind.

Yes. Not that 'world famous' apparently.

Ryan Giggs, Ewan McGregor, Gabby Logan & Hugh Bonneville walk into a bar. I'm afraid I can't tell you any more.

Didn't loads of posts get removed on here about something to do with this....?

Why can't this thread be deleted?

TonyQuinn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One man's (or woman's) graffiti is another one's > art. Tagging, though, is simple criminal damage. And retarded.

How do you stop it in the first place though?

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seems reasonable that if you wilfully ride in away > that kills someone then you get punished. However > the number of pedestrians harmed or killed by > cyclists is still extremely low compared to other > vehicles. That sums it up. Can we leave it there?

Do get ready to develop a deep-seated resentment towards at least half of all drivers. Or maybe that's just me.

Colonel Blimp Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- the playground will be > inspected on Monday 4th May. I've just realised you probably meant Monday 4 April so now it makes sense.

It's political correctness gone mad. There, I've said it. It's 'elf and safety gone mad as well.

Colonel Blimp Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The works are due to be completed by tomorrow, > Friday 1st April. However, from a health and > safety point of view, the playground will be > inspected on Monday 4th May. If it passes its > inspection, then it will be opened. Until then, it > is dangerous for anyone, adult or child, to enter > locked or cordoned off areas of the playground, > and the police and community wardens have been > asked to speak to anyone found in such areas. > An official opening of the playground is scheduled > for Saturday 9th April, between 11.00am and > 2.00pm. Further information on this will soon be > made available. So when will the 'old' bit of the playground be reopening? and when will the 'new' bit be opening? not too clear from your post.

Does anyone know when the playground is reopening?

I'm not the first person to say it but cyclists annoy, motorists kill.

The glory days of mid to late February or so are definitely over.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > It seems a wee bit cheeky that taxpayers were > funding a party on the Rye anyway. Why? It was free to attend.

eh?

You're gonna get pretty short shrift asking for homeopathy recommendations on here. Because it's nonsense.

Yorkie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Europe's largest knocking shop. Sorry, that was me...

Has anyone got any success stories for sleep training (not controlled crying, well not yet anyway...) when you've already dropped the night feed. My daughter still wakes twice a night and does not go easily back to sleep without a fight. She can cry for up to two hours in my arms in bed. (How safe does she want to be??) All the stuff I've looked at (e.g. no cry sleep and jaygordon)is about night weaning and remove the breast but we stopped the night feed back in Sept and I don't feed before 5am but she still ewakes between 12 & 3 and sometimes is up beween for all 3 hrs. She goes to sleep but v briefly and stirs and starts all over again. Should I go cold turkey on the morning feed and send DH in to settle back in the cot regardless of how long it takes? I can stomach about 1.5 hrs before I lose the plot, he's more like 20 mins! I don't think I've had more than 5/6 hours sleep in a row since Dec 2009 and it's killing me. I work FT and am making mistakes at work plus am fighting with other half. All v ugly. Any help? Argh, just noticed that Forum is down at 9... well, I'll probably be up at some point so will check back in the wee hours.

When you sell something on eBay and invoice the buyer. The buyer then emails you saying that the (completely reasonable and fair) shipping charges are too high (even though the charges were clearly listed for them to see in the auction listing) and that usually they only pay 50p (or so) to have an LP sent halfway across the world. And to top it all they're getting a f---ing bargain anyway at the price the thing's sold for!!!

Graham Taylor.

Paul Dacre.

Marie Stopes - full o' s---.

The BBC are going to hurt a baby on television. It's political correctness gone mad. I'm emailing the Mail now.