legalbeagle

Don't have a cow

LOL DAIZIE! Did you just eat a funny pill? Love it!

Maybe he's not Jewish but wishes to become so, and is weaning himself off slowly? The sort of holy equivalent of: "I only smoke one or two a day, I could give up anytime"?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I believe (but am reaching here) that > the ongoing growth of your body hair is the > leftover secondary sexual characteristic that > again marked you out as manly in the first place. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Bird don't make nest in bare tree".

We were doing no such thing! Cheek. HAL I do believe you've been trying out some new happy pills recently?!

Another happy pill tonight HAL?!

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear I'm sorry. I've failed at my basic PC > housekeeping skills. I can't cook either! I've > deleted some messages LB and I'm positively > shaking with anticipation. PM me. > > Px Oh blimey - it's not worth the build up now! But will PM you anyway! x

Bath

Well I started at Green & Blue, but was SO devastated to find she isn't here I had to open a bottle of "Theodora" mmmmmmmm, just delicious....... and haven't made much more progress than that.

I've always suspected as much. You stay away from us posh East Dulwichites, with your saarf London accents and your propensity for violence. Innit. There's no place for you here I tell you, none! >:D<

Hello GG. Can't send you a message cos you're space is all full up or something. And I want your opinion on something!

Right

Babysitter's having a night out - cheek!

Fleece. (Rushing to type that before Daizie says "shower")

But is it flame retardant? Readers deserve to know! Eagle. (and the swoonworthy Mr Izzard has two zeds, if you don't mind)

Transvestite

Stop planning all the amazing last minute adventures and go out on your own, just the two of you. Stop being a partner, stop being a parent-to-be, stop being an employee. Don't talk about pregnancy or babies. Be yourselves and remember why you first loved each other and why you embarked on this incredible journey together. Remember that, after your beautiful baby arrives, you will both still be individuals who need to keep their identity and who need to be nurtured as just that. Remind yourselves that you are allowed to find this bewildering and exhausting and terrifying as well as fabulous and extraordinary and wonderful. And then get ready to love someone more than you ever thought possible. Bon chance. It's a fabulous journey.

Why thank you Brendan. I have indeed represented the interests of cybermen, cyberwomen, Megacybercompanies, and perhaps most interestingly, cyberyardies!

So let's recap. Brum the hunch back is hobbling down Lordship Lane is sparkly heels, chased by an angry lawyer who wants her shoes back, a woman in wellies waving a note from her doctor, some random blokes with medals pinned to their chests, and a bevvy of pert bottomed lovelies fluttering their Union Jacks. All together now: There'll always be an England....... Are we done?

That's not what you said when I offered you my Choos..........

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's a forum - we are nothing but screen personas > until we choose to lift our skirts or drop our > trousers. DON'T TELL THEM YOUR NAME, PIKE!

Careful she doesn't attempt to assasinate you on your honeymoon...........

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > New and first time posters just wouldn't post the > way The Axe started. Do you think jrussell had a nice holiday?

Well if he thinks he's stretching my Vivien Westwood's with his big ole clown feet he can think again!

I now have a sort of Benny Hill image of Brum running down the middle of Lordship Lane chased by high heeled lovelies with pert bottoms waving the Union Jack. Might not be quite what the OP had in mind?