woodrot

beat it blog boy.

It truly disgusts me. Once they only showed their vile faces at night in other London Boro's like Shoreditch and Hoxton. Now, every friday we are treated the the vile machinations of this utter trash, wheedling their way around the Rye Lane, Ifones clutched on soft white hands that have never seen a days work. I blame it on Franks - a delightful bar, but prone to attracting the very worst elements of irony free hispter fixie riding scum filth trash. I cannot wait for the rains to come and wash this scum from our streets

I am now scared of the islam menace

I do try

red devil Wrote: > > I'm surprised anybody, let alone Soros would want > to invest in Utd knowing the terms of the float. > In theory the Glazers could sell 89.99% of the > club and still retain board control. > You sure about that ?

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shocking result, RD. Everton are notorious for > their poor start to the season. > > Anyway, now that you've got George Soros as > shareholder, a few billion here or there would be > enough to build a good team. Soros is smart enough not to spunk his cash on rubbish like football for anything other than short term gain

I am more than happy to chuck in a tenner into a fund to get Phil the Parasite and the Iron lady easyjetted off to Switzerland for a bit of dignitas

Cat Owners! Apply in advance for a court order to forcibly enter the sheds of everyone in the area to look for fluffy when goes goes missing for 3 hours . This will save the tiresome process of posting on the EDF with futile requests for EVERYONE IN LONDON to check their sheds for fluffykins.

Cat lovers! Lost for something to do ? at a loose end ? then why not feed and pay attention to any old scraggy mog that passes your doorstep. Thus ensuring you will have plenty of time to post pictures of it and enter in mindless chat with other cat lovers in the unceasing vortex of pain that is the cat lost and found section of the EDF.

Cat lovers! A little know fact - despite having a peanut sized brain and an inherent inability to come to terms with everyday things things like cars and roads, they are actually VERY INTELLIGENT and they can actually understand you when you speak to them. yes, really.

cat owners! you can do your bit in helping us rid the planet of those awful fish that clog up our seas. Just ensure you buy kittykins expensive food based on those annyoing endangered species like Tuna - Im sure with a bit of effort, you can help to ensure our marine environment is a dead lifeless sewer in no time at all.

cat owners ! Dont bother deluding yourselves that cats are actually clean animals and bury their fetis shite any longer. Everytime sooty does a #2 in your garden , just stick it into one of my supplied freepost envelopes and send it to me. Then I can apply the shite directly into my childrens eyes with a rusty fork, thus avoiding the hassle of letting sooty out and worrying when he doesnt come back within 40 minutes and then having to post endless bleaty teary eyed dirges in the lost and found section of the EDF

Cat owners! Why bother going to the hassle of getting a kitten from Celia Hammond and have all the expense of neutering/vets bills/ food etc. Just repeatedly smash the kitchen drawer onto your broken, mangled fingers until they are utterly useless - this exhibits the the same level of idiocy as owning a cat but without the hassle

Cat owners! Why bother with a scrathing post for mr socks, when it can just come into my garden and RIP THE KIDS TRAMPOLINE to bits on a daily basis

cat owners - why not get tibbles/ fluffy/ ginger etc humanely/not humanely killed and get it stuffed for display in the parlour ? No more vet bills and no more bleating and heartbreak when it goes missing for a few days

Sports direct in peckham I beleive

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It could have been so, so awful, but it just > wasn't. > > The best music score and selection I think I've > ever heard put together for the kind of global > event that could have so easily (and usually does) > sound corporate, pompous - and populist.. in the > wrong way. If Macca had just done 'The End' and > walked off, I probably would have lunged to my > feet and applauded. I have already pretended I > didn't hear Hey Jude. > > There were some genuinely great and moving bits.. > And some filler, but ?27m can't buy everything. > Comparisons with the gaudy Chinese showboat affair > are pointless.. $100m buys you a lot more in China > than ?27m buys you in London. There was heart and > thought in the show. I'll take that over six hours > of continuous fireworks and an ultrabright LED > nailed to every available surface. > > Boyle supped from the poison chalice and came-up > with the goods, flipping the moaners the bird. > Good on yer. *Applause*

well It was a proper WTF at regular occasions Kes, A matter of life and death, the NHS, the Industrial revolution , suffragetes, the windrush, the music - I was really welling up as I watched it - utterly shits on the DPRK like Beijjing ceremony - sometimes I like being a "brit" and the OC was one of those occasions *wipes tears from eyes, clutches the Union flag to chest* Well done Danny Boyle - this could so easily have become a Eurovision like PR fest for Britain - thank FUCK they didnt get Richard Curtis to do it...

PaulK Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that NHS nonsense the best example of > 'Britishness' we could come up with? Perhaps if > they'd put some dehydrated pensioners in the beds, > or had a load of people running around dressed as > MRSA bugs it might have been nearer the point. But > nurses actually caring for their patients - > whoever wrote that must be living in hogwarts *Yawn*...If you are going to post shite, then try at least to make original shite http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2180124/Olympics-opening-ceremony-NHS-disgracefully-glorified.html

Him and Mikey Gove should be killed with hammers and their pulped corpses strung up on goose green for the crows to pick at- you can also stick her maj and her brood of idiot vermin up there as well

I have never sung this awful dirge.

http://www.homesandproperty.co.uk/property_news/news/greedylandlordsdisappointedbyolympiclets.html "Greedy landlords who ejected tenants in order to gather up fat rents from Olympic visitors are being left bitterly disappointed. Estate agents say only a tiny proportion of homes offered for rent have been taken. Just nine days before the opening ceremony, one dedicated website was listing more than 4,200 rooms still available in the capital. Landlords now face substantial void periods and the spectre of rent falls as a glut of unwanted Olympic rentals are returned to the market. ?It has been a total waste of time,? says Guy Watson, managing director of Champions estate agents in Chelsea. ?We have let a total of one house ? to a South American Olympic committee.? More Idiot themed posts appreciated

"We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror. But the royal terrorists, the terrorists by the grace of God and the law, are in practice brutal, disdainful, and mean, in theory cowardly, secretive, and deceitful, and in both respects disreputable.." Marx K.

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every time I vist the forum, I cry real tears when i read threads relating to: ED Cinema M&S Waitrose Franklins bleating *weeps*