Malcolm Tucker: How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it? Glenn Cullen: It is, as my dear old mother would have said, double wank and shit chips Hugh: That was quite funny. Glenn: I didn't think it was funny. Hugh: I'm an elected representative of the people. It was funny Peter: Well, I don't know, am I? Because I get people stopping me in the street and saying "Are you still for locking up yobbos?" and I say "Yeah, of course we are!" and then I think 'Are we?' because maybe I missed a memo from you. Maybe I should understand yobbos, or not even call them yobbos. Call them young men with issues around stabbing Ollie: Malcolm, you're bullying me and... y'know... Malcolm Tucker: How dare you. How dare you! Don't ever ever call me a bully. I'm so much worse than that. Jamie: You take the piss out of Jolson again, and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano sheath and push it up your cock! And then I'll plug some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist! And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing YOUR balls!