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ED pubs not selling traditional bar snacks
*Bob* replied to Louisa's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Scampi-flavoured fries are a 'solo snack'; best enjoyed home alone, along with other solitary pursuits such as watching Airwolf and masturbation. If you're planning on eating them in a pub and breathing all over mixed company.. well, in all seriousness you might as well be gargling with piss. -
ED pubs not selling traditional bar snacks
*Bob* replied to Louisa's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And before anyone bothers to post about saveloys, > what's wrong with pig lips and bottoms? Sean? -
ED pubs not selling traditional bar snacks
*Bob* replied to Louisa's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Excellent news! Will there be singalongs round the old 'joanna', outdated desserts, bad wine, fighting, misogyny, licensing laws imposed to enhance munitions production during a world war.. and all the other things I used to love about good old boozahs? -
ED pubs not selling traditional bar snacks
*Bob* replied to Louisa's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Louisa makes a great point. I have also noticed (much to my dismay) that trains no longer run on steam and that scurvy is much less common that it once was. Does anyone know of anywhere locally where I can take a trip on a steam train and return with scurvy? -
Sigh.. well, young Hugenot - assume the position (unzips fly)
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I can see how 'husband' and 'drinking buddy' could work together, but when you add 'Granddad' into the mix.. things take an altogether unsavoury turn.
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I haven't spent any time with Mr Freeman, so I couldn't say for sure. I suppose everyone just assumes he's a great guy because of the compassionate, enobling parts he so often plays - but let's face it, he could just as easily be a massive prick. Who knows?
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Oh.. looks like you can't say wank either now as well then.
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You can can still say shit and wank, no problem. But I don't think it will let you do cunt.
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I like Morgan Freeman but I'm not sure I'd put-up with being gang-raped by convicts - on a regular basis - for the pleasure of his company.
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Russ, it will be interesting to see how you try to pad-out two paragraphs on The Bleeding Obvious so that it resembles something vaguely substantial. My only advice: send a copy to your Mother - and spend the ?500 wisely. I enjoyed the posts though.
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That's the spirit, Keef.. nice use of 'birds' too. 'Birds'. You just don't hear that so much these days.
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One should never hide all one's light under a bushel, ????.
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Ron. Ron Liddell. I'm sure that's him.
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Leave him be. You should be happy for him - he's done a Shawshank.
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I just can't take it all in. A troll? ! That just takes the biscuit. Boy, do I feel silly now.
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That's the one. Matches with Flibnit towel rail and Blonk pedestal basin.
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Immodium?
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I'm think it's because I'm supporting the wrong coloured team on Saturday. He'll never forgive me.
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Show me a Facebook user who hasn't Facebooked their old flames and I'll pass you a hose so you can extinguish the fire in their underpants.
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Every six months or so a spoof Facebook 'tool' does the rounds, claiming that it can tell you who's been looking at your profile. And thus, a small but significant minority of 500 million users who've been busy Facebooking their old squeezes - briefly cack their pants.
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Is it possible to poke yourself? I must try it.
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She's still in touch with a couple of people she was friends with when I knew her. Indeed, they were on the Hen Night.
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Her husband looked quite handsome when they married several years back, but he's really let himself go since tying the knot.
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I checked out my first girlfriend on there and struck gold. Birthdays, wedding photos.. the lot. Anyway, I was delighted to see that her chin had gone 'a bit funny' and that her teeth were slightly crooked. Shame. Time can be so cruel.