*Bob*

Lovely stuff

Good work there, DaveR

Who came out on top?

Ribbed.. for our pleasure.

One for Loz here.. Google hath spoken.

There aren't any results for that one, Moos. Did you, erm, have a few things in mind?

why do the Irish

If Mark Thomas makes you laugh, I'd see a doctor. And you say you think Lee is worthy?! Thomas is like a TUC conference, minus the sandwiches.

"Why Does.."

"Please can..."

Does anyone else play The Google Game? Simply start a question and let Google complete it with examples of other popular searches. See the human condition in all its glory - laid bare. "Why am I..."

On the contrary.. we only started doing both of those after we had children. It's a release.

Thinking about it, I'd quite like to see Clarkson and Morgan be forced to fight to the death - on that wobbly spikey platform from out of Flash Gordon. "Give me the remote control.."

Jeremy did punch Piers Morgan though, so he can't be 100% bad.

They knock on the door once every few months, you open the door, say no thanks - and they leave. Why anyone should get their knickers in a twist over having to do something - once in a blue moon - which is marginally less taxing than washing-up a mug.. is beyond me.

Yes - they're taking over The Vale. You heard it here first.

Shortly after Waitrose, on the thirteenth of never.

Will the thrills of this thread ever cease?!

That's a great idea, Sue. If I might suggest - somewhere in Norfolk might suit? It's relatively unpopulated anyway and - should a 'Spooner' escape, any minor deformities, limping or facial tics etc would be unlikely to raise eyebrows amongst the general populace.

B&Bs are the work of the devil. If I want to sit at a breakfast table in earshot of someone from The Midlands explaining how 'it's all Asians these days where they're from'.. well, I might as well go and visit the family. And I prefer my toast cold. Only when the toast is cold should the butter be spread.

That's right. Soon it's going to be simply a matter of finding the kitchen space for two blue bags for paper and cardboard, one large box for bottles, cans and plastics, one caddy for composting, one caddy for food waste and one bin for anything remaining.

peterstorm1985 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "delivered by design/marketing departments in > Northampton" > > I find that offensive. Just because something > comes from Northampton shouldn't be a cause of > mockery. Pubs.. outdoor leisurewear..?

stereforth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I am so very grateful that I shall > be dead in about 20 years or so. All the youthful > dreams of mankind's > ability to correct all the world's injustices have > been destroyed. Cheery stuff. Good to know that some of the old traditions are still being kept alive, just as I remember them as a child: old men, slowly getting pissed all day, spilling beer on stinking carpets whilst wallowing in their own their own misery. Takes me right back.

It is true. You have to decide whether to plug and unplug the charger 150 times a year or cough-up the ?5 to leave it plugged-in all year round.

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've not been to Morecambe. *Bob*. What's it > like? Well, it's a bit like Mick Mack and Narnia.