*Bob*

The glass has to be very expensive in order to comply with the current regs. Essentially, if you were to fire a frozen chicken (with giblets) into the glass at around 300mph and it showed any sign of cracking, it would be deemed unfit for purpose.

Couldn't we do away with all the 'old hat' stuff and - instead - blow a few million pounds on glass case with a plastic gibbon in it - whose eyes light-up when you press a big red button on the front of the case? That's that future.

Perhaps I'm being harsh, 'Netty. I expect he temporarily forgot his wife had a bun in the oven, and then - whilst out at a casino one night - he accidentally slipped.. and landed in a prostitute, cock first. Again.

waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shouldnt a remark like that be in the ' that is > mean' thread? If your piggy-eyed husband goes around stuffing his ginger privates into prostitutes whilst you're laid-up on account of bearing his child.. all bets are off when it comes to being mean. Not even that sort of behaviour is covered under Brendan's Rule.

I don't think it's because he married young. I think it's because he's a potato-faced, fat-arsed mongoloid with sh1t for brains.

I bought some 'shoes' once. Never wore them. Never again. Lesson learned.

'to golf off' Well now I've heard everything.

No, sod 'em

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or Tosswer in J. Ross's case...... ? ? ?

Surely not.. you don't mean.. your virginity?

Surely tosseurs would be more appropriate for The Beeb?

William Hague - from wally to elder statesman after five minutes with a set of Wahl clippers. wally elder statesman

If I was Hague, I'd be telling everyone I was a homosexual. The alternative - someone who actively chooses sharing a twin room over having his own comfy double - makes him a complete weirdo. One assumes some of the ?40Bn defence spend could have stretched to a double - for the foreign secretary.

It's never a good idea to reply promptly anyway - especially when people are losing interest and starting to talk amongst themselves. No, you're better-off waiting until the thread has disappeared off the bottom of the page before bumping it back up; that way you don't shoot your bolt too early and then look a bit desperate by having to do it again later. But I guess you know all this anyway. Nice bump though (massive cringe)

This morning, I received a letter from a man called Mike. He is offering to clean my carpets - for half price. After a long talk with my girlfriend - and some heated conversations with friends and family - we have agreed to put his letter into the blue recycling bag. I'm just 'putting this out there' in case anyone else is currently working themselves into a similarly pointless lather by way of a clipboard, hi-vis jacket, biro and google-powered deconstruction of privacy law - to no particular useful end whatsoever.

It shows a lack of imagination but it's not uncommon. I'm just in the process of having some printing done, so I looked for someone who was using the specs I needed. Googling the word-for-word details of the specs of one company I was looking at brought-up no less than five different companies who have exactly the same blurb - identical. So who knows who actually wrote it in the first place. Probably none of them - they all nicked-it from somewhere else.

That sweet sound of egg hitting face..

That's true. There are no shortages, either way you look at it. Everyone's a winner..

With half of all marriages doomed to failure, the years between 30 and 50 should be a cheating goldmine.

ha ha

Not even once?

You too then, Brendan?

I was a complete slag throughout the University years. It was great - and I can thoroughly recommend it to all school-leavers. There's no need to make excuses for (nearly) everything you do when you're a teenager. 'I was a teenager' will suffice.

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louisa, please try to cut-down on your continual overuse of the exclamation mark. It makes you look like a retard.