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*Bob*

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  1. Could we have a 'Selfridges Local'?
  2. dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is all very well saying "of course a child > going to a top performing independent school gets > all a *s, but those kids have worked hard to be > selected by those schools and work very hard for > the grades they achieve. Don't you mean 'have been worked hard to get selected by those schools'?
  3. Fingers crossed.. I'm hoping that this could be the year when the Liberals get back into power. Shame about 'The Clegg' though. Personally I still miss Paddy's 'military squint'.
  4. I don't know what I'll miss the most: The 3-for-two 'offer' that wasn't an offer at all. Any wine - as long as it's Radcliffe's. The selection of crips wasn't bad though, I suppose.
  5. You're right. Students. That's what East Dulwich lacks. We need more students. And it needs to be more, like, edgy. And stuff.
  6. I managed to 'get into' soulful Brixton. And soulful Tooting. And soulful Streatham. I suppose I just got lucky.
  7. One day I hope to move to 'soulful Dalston'. It's my dream.
  8. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not lacking cliches is it.....ok where has > got soul? > *Awaits predictable list* Like, Brixton, yeah? Or stokey innit. Or Befnal green. Blah.
  9. I think I know why they call him "Jimmy Two Times".. those lucky lay-deeeez.
  10. Flattery will get you nowhere, Jimmy.
  11. Just out of interest, you're not from Birmingham, are you, 'Brum'? This might undo some of your hitherto fine work.
  12. As immortalised is the oft-heard saying: "That's no lady - that's SeanMacGabhann"
  13. *Bob*

    Winter Green

    A golden leaf, teased by Puma tread. Soft now! The hand of fate, Slides, reveals, the turd beneath. Kitchen sink, running tap and knife awaits.
  14. Points deducted for the cheesey motorcycle picture. 'Tutorly manner' is good though. Teach me, teach me..
  15. vona Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- however every man appears to have yummy > mummy wife and buggy in tow Give it a few more years.. a third of them will be back on the market.
  16. Yes. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me.
  17. It's Louisa, shirley?!
  18. Guess again, Keef
  19. *Bob*

    Winter Green

    Now what?
  20. Allow him to use your loo. Then, the following day, go round to their house with the restaurant manager, his mother and an incontinent cat. Tell him you're there to read the meter, and then 'do your business' in his loo whilst the restaurant manager takes the labels off all his tins and the cat sprays in the airing cupboard. Play him at his own game.
  21. If I remember rightly - this isn't the first problem you've had with defecating men? Maybe they're drawn to you.
  22. My secret is out. Me and Ange live Chesterfield Grove - two doors down from Ewan McGregor, coincidentally.
  23. That's hurtful. We can't all be pin-ups you know. The other eye:
  24. So not that much different to Woolworth's after all then.
  25. Nose.. I'm very proud of my nose.
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