*Bob*

Would you like a bandage for your foot? You shouldn't play with guns, you know.

And... I can't find the 'come and meet my mates' part either (unless I've missed it) Tony talks about his mates - his point being that they are are actually ethnically diverse unlike most of the (allegedly) namby-pamby white liberal wishy-washy guardianistas posting about a rainbow utopia on here. He also suggests that should you go and meet people (he offers to pay your air fare, which is generous) in other non-white countries whose alleged cultural identity has allegedly been eroded as ours allegedly has here - and hear what they might have to say about it - you might also hear a robust response.

And... I can't find the 'come and meet my mates' part either (unless I've missed it) Tony talks about his mates - his point being that they are are actually ethnically diverse unlike most of the (allegedly) namby-pamby white liberal wishy-washy guardianistas posting about a rainbow utopia on here. He also suggests that should you go and meet people (he offers to pay your air fare, which is generous) in other non-white countries whose alleged cultural identity has allegedly been eroded as ours allegedly has here - and hear what they might have to say about it - you might also hear a robust response.

Huge, Leaving aside the fact you explicitly said that the supposed threat 'was by PM' earlier - which is never was (an unusual slip of the tongue for someone who is ususally so on the ball with 'the facts'. Leaving that aside, I've read it, and I'm afraid I don't see what you see, because it isn't there. Talk of 'safety' is specifically about you getting to say whatever you want on here without fear of retribution because you you are (allegedly) in the with in crowd (whoever they are) 'Suffering the consequences' is about you (allegedly) being able to preach the wonders of a racially diverse population but never having to live with the consequences of the problems it (allegedly) creates. I'm afraid you're wrong on this one.

Huge, Leaving aside the fact you explicitly said that the supposed threat 'was by PM' earlier - which is never was (an unusual slip of the tongue for someone who is ususally so on the ball with 'the facts'. Leaving that aside, I've read it, and I'm afraid I don't see what you see, because it isn't there. Talk of 'safety' is specifically about you getting to say whatever you want on here without fear of retribution because you you are (allegedly) in the with in crowd (whoever they are) 'Suffering the consequences' is about you (allegedly) being able to preach the wonders of a racially diverse population but never having to live with the consequences of the problems it (allegedly) creates. I'm afraid you're wrong on this one.

Iain, I draw your attention to JRussels previous threads: "Too many trees in East Dulwich" "We are too reliant on pasta" "Car Alarms must be outlawed" "What is the difference between Australians and Kiwis, actually" I'm a fan too though, like ????.

Iain, I draw your attention to JRussels previous threads: "Too many trees in East Dulwich" "We are too reliant on pasta" "Car Alarms must be outlawed" "What is the difference between Australians and Kiwis, actually" I'm a fan too though, like ????.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef once said he'd kneecap me - because I said > that he played guitar like a girl. (Psst! It's true though. Have you seen him? It's like watching a Bangles video.)

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef once said he'd kneecap me - because I said > that he played guitar like a girl. (Psst! It's true though. Have you seen him? It's like watching a Bangles video.)

Keef once said he'd kneecap me - because I said that he played guitar like a girl. I've deleted the PM now, unfortunately.

Keef once said he'd kneecap me - because I said that he played guitar like a girl. I've deleted the PM now, unfortunately.

I must confess, I was rather under the impression that Our Tony was, literally, a lover and not a fighter.

I must confess, I was rather under the impression that Our Tony was, literally, a lover and not a fighter.

Gimme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread is a load of rubbish. The South London > Press article is about the notorious red light > district next to Tooting Common. Ha Ha.. My old flat overlooked this road (still does) 2 Prozzies hanging about = Notorious Red Light District. Good old SLP.

Gimme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread is a load of rubbish. The South London > Press article is about the notorious red light > district next to Tooting Common. Ha Ha.. My old flat overlooked this road (still does) 2 Prozzies hanging about = Notorious Red Light District. Good old SLP.

Careful though, keef. You know what 'Buddies' make? ('Cliques')

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And how do you know who to fight once you get > there? Thinking about it, it would be more in keeping to meet-up in an arcade and settle any differences by going twos-up on Donkey Kong.

The amusing thing is that if you are one of those people who gets all angry about 'people who are only brave when they are hiding behind their keyboards' (etc) and thus decide the best course of action is to, say, arrange a fight in a car park: the amusing thing is that your only means of doing so is by sending them a 'PM'.

But who will manage, facilitate, mediate and police the community who manages, facilitates, mediates and polices the community?

Couldn't we just have them back for the occasional Christmas Special - like Morcambe and Wise?

So that's settled then. Sean to approach the front with a home-made casserole, spare bedding local authority help leaflets. Ted round the back with a gallon of unleaded and a packet of Bryant & May.

Tough talk there from Sean 'The Guvnor', MacGabhann.

ba-be-dee bab-bab-baaaaa... booop. 'Rock Week' was piss-poor for sure.. but then I don't suppose a one-week Sylvia Young seminar is guaranteed to turn every student into a bona fide rocker. And you know you've been dissed when even wet-fart weak-voiced girl-rocker Bon Jovi refuses to take part in the up-till-now obligatory 'mentoring' session for fear of toe-curling.

Could there be a less inspiring sight than looking into into the dead, lifeless eyes of 'Danyl' (?!) as he bores his way through another minute of singing? I doubt it. And can anyone settle an argument? Is that Jamie Archer's real face or is he wearing a clown mask? We are mostly liking Ollie at the moment. He's the sort of person you'd hope to get when you telephone a call centre to enquire about travel insurance. So Ollie to win. And if Ollie goes out, I'll be rooting for Jedward. We can't all be brilliant singers and dancers - like Cheryl, can we?

Tell me about it, Cupid. Why, only last week I told my girlfriend she had 'lovely hair' and she emptied a pan of hot soup on my head and kicked me in the slats. It's a modern world.