*Bob*

What principle? Oooh, it's not about the money.. I'm sueing the NHS / Police / Council / so that lessons can be learned. But obviously I'll keep the money.. as much as I can get my grubby hands on. Nice, thanks.

Funny how 'justice' so often comes with a ? sign on it these days.

In most cases it's the person who's to blame, not the subject matter.

Sueing the NHS is just nonsense. Put more money in, don't contribute to taking it out - for your own financial gain. Try to raise the standard in professional healthcare, not make the staff cack themselves because every time someone makes a mistake (big or small) there's a call instantly put-in to claims4-U so that some weaselly lawyer can cream a wedge of cash off the NHS just so you can buy a new car. Does a new car make you feel better?

Anything's boring if you've got no reason to be interested in it. Football - BORING How things went in the office today - BORING House prices - BORING Football - BORING Plumbing - BORING Shoe Shops - BORING Cars - BORING Relatives you can't stand - BORING People who only talk about themselves- BORING Did I mention football? - BORING

See.. boring

It is dull. In any case, if there's one thing which is as dull as parents who expect other people to be interested in the development of their children when those other people have no reason to be, it's someone who complains about parents expecting them to be interested in their children, when really those parents don't care if you're interested or not. If you see what I mean.

It's a simple rule. Any other children, apart from your own - and occasionally (though not often) of your friends - are deeply disinteresting. Reading 'what' anyway? Most of this stuff is in the family section.. what would you be doing in there?

Brendan can't read - he only looks at the pictures.

dulwichdreadlocks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Bob* Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > How did you manage not to spot the only local > > bookshop in the area? > > Do I need to go into the bookshop to rent a flat? I'm surprised you managed to find a letting agent. All those pictures of properties in the windows, I suppose. Dead giveaway.

How did you manage not to spot the only local bookshop in the area?

There's nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses on the tube. But only if you're coming back from a club the next morning. It's essential in that case.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bob, can every mother be light sensitive before > 11am?? Did you miss the sun rising this morning? It was about 5.30am. You know - the sun - it's that big bright yellow thing in the sky that makes you squint when it's shining.

Would that be because it's sunny, Felicity? What next.. people carrying umbrella's when it's raining?

Pity the poor composers.. "Smear, hmmm.. tear?.. er.. beer?.."

Can't wait for the musical

I can still remember the last flu pandemic. Bird flu. Phew! Remember that one? We escaped by the skin of our teeth there eh? I almost died from the weight of the media coverage alone.

We stopped by a mini-mart at the weekend to get some some items for a friend's 40th birthday. The shopping basket consisted of 1 x bottle Moet, 2 x jazz-mags.. and The Guardian. I hid in the car whilst Mrs *Bob* made the purchase. I think she hid the Guardian inside the porn mags.

I'm told that the reason Manuka honey is so expensive is because in order to get the finest flavour, every bee has to be individually milked by the light of a full moon. By a virgin.

We went to one at Pyla sur Mer, about an hour or so drive from Bordeaux, which I could happily recommend. It's a mix of some chalets with with plenty of campsite pitches. Really nice wooded campsite, generous pitches with bbqs dotted around for anyone to chuck stuff on. Nice pool with decked area, bar with some games and play areas but not the ole! ole! hellhole of Eurocamp. The local town (arcachon, I think) has a pretty big market where you can buy great food to chuck on said bbq. Pyla is also (apparently) the world's largest sand dune (good for rolling down 100m tall sand dunes if the leetle ones are game - though on the downside you do have to navigate over / through the world's tallest sand dune if you can be arsed to go to the beach). We went slightly out of season when it was quiet, which was fine for us.. they said it got a bit more organised in-season (some kidz clubz and all that jazz). http://www.camping-panorama.com/gb.html

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > my nineteen yr old went here. It was ok, not good, > not bad,she rated it a five out of ten, So five out of ten - eight years ago. Useful information.

Yeah, why not. Just wander along, introduce yourself (as Felicity) and see what happens.

How many doors exactly? Next door = cup of tea on day of move = lovely, thanks Five doors = cup of tea on day of move = mind your own business Adjust accordingly.

Mr Toppers then, Michael?

Ahh.. The Wombles of Camberwell. Not a pleasant bunch at all.