*Bob*

Thanks for that, Nostradamus.. With your incredible insights and predictions into the future of the financial and housing markets - you must be a millionaire by now, surely?

Big Tits

Phil is bald = Sympathy vote.

The recession has got to be bad news for Beeney. Now she'll never be able to afford to get her hair done properly.

Me neither. Yeah.. Stuck-up toffs. Turn their fireworks off.

Any littluns near secondary age, Ted?

Buy a huge floppy green hat, bought from a stand that usually sells miniatures of the Tower of London on Tottenham Court Road. Drink as much poorly-kept Guinness, as fast as they can pour it out and stamp a shamrock on top with a plastic cut-out. Start the night singing Danny Boy and return on the last tube doing Arsenal football chants. Buy kebab. Urinate in bus shelter. Chunder as and when required. Home.

LordshipLaneMum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- "....Like you, however, I was dismayed by the > accompanying and unexpected noise from the > fireworks.."

I must add my voice to the chorus of disapproval. I was trying to watch 'Heartbeat' on VHS at the time and was forced to turn the volume up to seven. A selection of indoor fireworks - placed on a raised plinth - would have been a more appropriate celebration.. assuming Sir Trevor could have been found a seat near the front, naturally.

Yeah. Squeal, Wolfie.

seamusmac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have been following this thread and am surprised > that people have been drawn into an argument > instigated by a shit stir masquerading as a > forumite AKA Felicity Normal, postmodern, > moving2dulwich and halal face. Why? People on here are still discussing 'as fact' a fictitious incident on a bus that doesn't exist.

It's no wonder trolls do well on here. There'll be another one along presently. Expect much of the same.

If you really wanted to canvas opinion and gather first-hand personal experience, you could get yourselves down to some gay clubs and ask black gay men how they feel about it. Tone might have spoiled his A-level paper by putting his foot in the cultural/racial pot-hole, but if you're dreaming of a rainbow world of acceptance and understanding in the black community - then you really are dreaming.

It's also worth remember that seven hand-wringing pages of 'debate' within the cossetted world of the EDF - centred around whether you can or can't use the word 'black' in this or that way - pale into significance when (for example) I occasionally have the pleasure of a trip back home and step into a world where some people think 'that p*kis smell, mostly own corner shops and all live togther twenty to a room so they can pay less council tax' I'm not sure if reporting them to the Admin will have much effect.

Battleships? Well done, Hedley.. you got his Carrier.

benjaminty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > N.B. Venture will not be in East Dulwich. Not in East Dulwich? Well, in that case..

I didn't see the incident so I can't comment. I was on the top deck at the time - sitting with the conductor.

Sorry, Mick.. I forgot to say: don't forget to put the Terence Trent D'Arby CD on. Bit late now. Remember for next time.

All is not lost, Mick.. if you burst through the bedroom door dribbling and brandishing a set of duo balls she'll soon change her mind. TRUST ME

For God's sake, if we're going to have such a shop (and, obviously, we're not.. but IF we were) let's make it a good old-fashioned SEX SHOP with a small door, a blacked-out front and a neon-lettered sign - preferably flickering. I want to see people with their collars pulled-up, hurrying away with carrier bags full of butt plugs, electric spanking paddles and absolutely filthy porn.. Not some 'respectable' fingers-on-lips-SHHHhhhh..mmmmm NAUGHTY eyebrows raised burlesque-revival bollox where respectable middle-aged men who haven't got their leg over for ten months can spend fifty quid on a pair of French knickers on Valentines in the hope that it might thaw the sexual frost.

andymat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hardest thing is to know which size to get. > Obviously you can't try before you buy. Wise words, Andy. If you're not careful you can end-up with one which is too loose on the cock itself, but not quite large enough to get over both cock and balls.

dbboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whereabouts on LL are richer sounds going to be? In between M&S and Waitrose.

Twinned with Porc-sud, in Brittany - I believe.

Quimly Beard, where my Aunt Hilda grew-up. Rutland County.

Knobsauce - just outside of Doncaster