*Bob*

andy&kez Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- The thing is you never know if one > of the rugby blokes may not have been so > honourable! Hopefully they were too busy shouting unintelligibly and flicking each other's bare arses with wet towels to be a danger. They usually are.

I have no love for Smith. She is deeply unimpressive as a politician. But ratting on the neighbours with a spread in The Mail is a bit undignified. If you've already written to the parliamentary authority, do you need your picture in the papers? Obviously if it had been a better newspaper.. no problem.

The Honk is dead. Long live The Penk.

No... I get the feeling they were only too happy to oblige. Loving the photos.. Smith: doorstepped at 6am, white-faced, corpse-like, bleary-eyed. Taplin: Serene, dignified, soft mood-lighting.. smug..

How massively snitchy of them.

They're all in it together. The shopkeepers of Lordship Lane, a cabal of randy dwarves and Colonel Mustard in the Library with the rubber glove. This doesn't happen in Bromley, you know.

MY GOD - there's a dwarf involved!

A reporter has already been in touch with me. He's coming over this afternoon - and trust me, I shall give him ALL the facts.

The information is coming in thick and fast now. It seems there are at least four people involved - and two of them are related.

Let's just say there are two sides to every story.

Sorry Heidi and Chav - I can only tell certain people. I'm sure you understand.

Well now.. I've just received some very interesting information about Felicity Normal. I've PM'ed the appropriate people. PM me back and let me know what you think - thanks.

But when New Road comes, it will bring outsiders with their strange ways. This is a local town, with local shops for local people - we don't want any trouble here.

I'm surely it (Bromley) has it's wealthy parts, but then so does Guildford - and I don't want to live there either. Or Kingston. Or Richmond. Or New Malden, or Croydon and definitely not Mitcham. These are suburban towns outside London, not suburbs of London - despite what it says on the map. I've got plenty of time to live somewhere like that when I'm old, fat, bald, wear pink jumpers with a rhomboid pattern in summer, barbour jackets in winter, trapped in a loveless marriage and don't have any friends.

So far I've counted at least two totally different axes to grind against two two totally different blokes.. and we've been here before. Possibly three. Sounds like a massive stinking load of screeching-harpy-driven bullshit of the highest order to me.

"Twitter" The perfect communication vehicle for Boris I look forward to the grand opening - in 2028

FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it such a good call to have sex with someone > you're unsure about - condom or no condom? Yes - but only in the ass.

And if you're a poor judge of character you should perhaps think twice about leaping into bed with random people you hardly know on account of them promising you the moon on string etc etc

postmodern Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I went out several times with a man who runs a > shop on LL. He said he was single and seemed > lovely. When we slept together for the first time > he got up immediately after sex and said he'd have > to dash as he wanted to help his son with his > homework. Until that moment he'd said he had no > kids. I pointed out he'd never mentioned being a > dad before and he told me he has a wife and > several children... What is this? The problem page of the Woman's Weekly?

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you got an unnatuaral fixation with wooden > owls Bob? Doesn't everyone?

Or go, depending on which way you look at it.

Build it.. and they will come

More owl fun

I remember the great Streatham-Dulwich clash of '97.. When we carried home the trophy with pride.

I wouldn't get out of bed for that pathetic owl. Now this.. well.. that would be different..