*Bob*

Perhaps indignation should be expressed in person and at the time.. instead of wimping-out and telling tales on here as a roundabout means of complaint to said 'wine bar' and anonymous finger-wagging at said mother. If it bothered you that much.

All music is plagiarism plus 10%, except the really original stuff which is plagiarism plus 2%. Somewhere there's some poor axe-spanker who Joe Satch 'borrowed from' but there won't be a lawsuit because either they haven't made the connection, they can't afford it, prove it.. or because they're dead. Just because Mr Martin is a bit of a cock and hard to like doesn't mean that the $$$ signs flash untastefully in his head but not in Satch's. There's something distasteful about the whole thing. I'm not a huge fan.. but at least in eg the hip-hop/rap/blah world, the sample it/use it/sort it out later seems an honest policy in comparison.

I suggest Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face Followed-up with Life Is Life by Opus... on loop.

It must be time for a reprise of my favourite recipe posting, courtesy of LibraCarr - last year: "Hi, Cheese on toast..... Readily available is the Cathedral brand. Cheese on toast has to be strong. Grate the cheese onto a peice of toast and then add Tomato slices or onions. Then add more grated cheese to cover. Otherwise get a portion of sweetcorn onto the toast (has to be done quickly - as the toast may dampen) then sling the grated cheese on top. Bing Bong orgasm time."

Sorry, Boss.. That counts for nothing round these parts - not unless they're attractively displayed individually on cubed shelving with hand-chalked flowery descriptions below each one.

CamberwellOz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- We > moved from a two bedroom flat on the second floor > to a five bedroom palace in Sevenoaks with a pond, > chicken run and a massive backyard that leads onto > a private park for the same amount of money. > Bargain. Imagine what you could save if you were prepared to go slightly father afield? http://www.findaproperty.com/displayprop.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&pid=3165711

Hang on - I think I've got the answer..! It's an off-licence.

Yeah, good point - why don't Bossman have a nice selection of food, ffs?

As a result of this thread, I heard she's currently being headhunted by nPower.

Louisa's promised to split a round with me - but we can't stay long because we're going out dancing.

Go to the top of the punning class, LP

I think you're over-interpreting the difference between 'wine'/'organic wine' and 'a car'/'a bicycle' there. If he stocks more than one bottle of organic wine, then he's perfectly entitled to put 'organic wines' on his sign. I think the sign is a mistake: personally every time I see the word 'organic' it makes me want to blow chunks. 'Bossman' is a better name: 'Darlin'? We're aaht o laaa-gur. Betta gertcha daahn Bossman' 'Darlink? We've polished of all the suphite-free. Would you run the Bugaboo down to Bossman Organic?' There can't be anyone left alive who doesn't know that Bossman is just an off licence with a small selection of organic wines (*bleugh*) - with 'organic' inserted into the title as a barefaced attempt to cash in on the capacity of SE22 to suck-up anything with 'organic' inserted into it's name. Get over it! Who cares!

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...my house,bought in summer 2007, is not a bad > starting place to be honest...... Really? For some reason I'd assumed you'd seen it all coming, long ago.

I can't wait for the next installment..! It'll be like the 'Gold Blend couple' couple with echoes of Rosemary's Baby.

We've all done it, Paul. The trick is not to own-up.

jumpinjackflash Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I told her didn't have any > cash (only had debit card) She probably accepts debit cards anyway

Would that be Black Tower for a quiet night it, and Le Piat D'Or for a special occasion, Seanmlow? Who cares if it says 'organic' on the sign or not? Somerfield had the cheek to put 'market fresh' on their signage. Nice friendly bloke in there.. sells booze.. what more do you want? Personally I'm a big fan of those tasty sulphites, as it means that if I want to buy some wine for less than a tenner which doesn't taste like foot-rot, I can choose from more than just the six bottles.

'Thieves are losers'? What's this supposed to mean? So you catch someone climbing out of your front room window with your telly under their arm and your jewellery falling out of their pockets. What do you do? Make the sign of the 'L' at them, knowing that despite them making off with your gear, ultimately you're a winner and they're a loser. Nuff said. Er.. sorry. no.

'loser' 'mentally ill' I think you forgot 'thief', as another possiblity?

Another puerile offering..

'Monbiot', I presume?

Not so sharp on his website maintenance.

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louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Logs for London charges 120 quid for 3/4 of a ton. > They deliver across south London. Heavy load / cheap price = not particularly well seasoned firewood though, unfortunately.

Approved wood stoves are approved for smokeless zones. That's where the word 'approved' comes in. Not that I'm about to anonymously call Crimestoppers because I can see a puff of illegal smoke exiting someone's chimney.