*Bob*

I don't know about Slade, but I'd pay good money to see Keef doing Sade. Especially if he blacked-up and did "Smooth Operator".

An ex-flatmate once returned from his morning trip to the bog and declared himself to be having trouble with his 'bum-scissors'.

AcedOut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wouldn't accept ?250k to live in Brockley. > Would be selling myself short there. Brockley is the non-ostentatious place to live when one 'pulls-in' (grimace) ?250k p.a.

How does your chum usually spend his ?250k (in an unostentatious manner)? I expect he drives a '98 Vauxhall Corsa, rents a 2-bed flat and holidays in Tenerife once a year. Am I right? It's always good to get a down-to earth view of your local area from an all-round regular guy.

This news has come as a terrible surprise. One can only hope that the other important transport projects currently earmarked for South London (unicycle track connecting Mitcham with Colliers Wood; aerial runway from 'Chariots' Streatham to the Vauxhall one) do not suffer the same fate.

nudge.. wink.. frown.. shake of head.. tut.. (etc)

You're right, of course. I shall amend my post forthwith.

It's all about perving on hot cock. Edited for accuracy / political correctness.

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Bob* - you're just saying that because your one > pack is letting you down! I may only have one, but it's a really nice one.

Could this thread possibly get any more homoerotic? How about a picture of David Beckham greasing-up a butt plug - wearing just underpants and Police sunglasses?

Bugobama

As a result of aforementioned S.I.T. (squib in teacup) Auntie Beeb have decided to continue in their fine tradition of over-reacting at the highest possible level to the most insignificant of incidents. BBC Wizz-Exec Mark Thompson says: "I think we are heading towards a period where it is probably the case that we will be able to secure the best entertainment talent for less". So that's all the heats of 'World's Strongest Man' filling-up the summer primetime schedules then.

Sky?? What do you take me for?! Some sort of football-lovin' HD-obsessed four-eyed bitch bobbing up and down on Murdoch's pecker?! Not me.

That there's blue in the middle there. From double Bush to a man who might have been strung-up for daring to run for any sort of office less than half a century ago. Quite incredible. A timely reminder of what a fascinating place America really is, once you see past the punped-up trucks, loony Christians, banjos and Fox News.

Clarkson: 500 complaints and counting Interestingly, we're talking 188 complaints before it received any internet or press coverage. Which, in comparison to the 2 for 'Bross', makes it 94 times 'actually more offensive' to people who were, you know, 'actually more offended'. However seeing as the joke was only at the expense of murdered prostitutes as opposed to national institution and all-round good egg Manuel Sachs, it's unlikely that the fallout will be the same.

Wot was yoo in for, Steve?

I agree. I mean.. er.. disagree.

You don't think so, Keef? I've moved between a few areas of London and obviously investigated each one a little before doing so. None of my investigations, however, involved posting a thread on the local gossipvine entitled "I'm thinking of moving to your area but I'm put off by the fact that it seems to be full of complete knobs". Posted twice, actually - in two different sections. Then sitting back to enjoy the indignant flames for a while and finishing with "I've decided not to move here now, on account of it being full of complete knobs".

DaveR Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- The name is also a bit off putting - > I visualise a room full of broken toys and > smelling of dirty nappies with a machine selling > weak coffee in inadequate plastic cups. I agree, Dave.. I get enough of this at home.

"OFFERED - Home Haircuts Posted by: local estate agent Today, 02:38PM"

I almost forgot.. "Let's create a limerick" was the all-time low. The late Alan Dale had the best word on that, but his post has probably gone awol since he decided to go all Keyser Soze on us.

All of the above, plus: 'Things that have made me laugh', unless the last poster is specifically someone who makes me laugh. 'Goose Green - Fence to be removed' (say no more.. please) Any recommendations for home hairdressing (I tend to read the 'not recommended' ones though) And I only read the 'EDF drinks' thread after the event, so I can keep an eye on who's gone that little bit more bald since the last drink-up.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sanctus carnero batman "Professor Mary Beard of Cambridge University said it was the linguistic equivalent of ethnic cleansing" Unfortunate comparison. Unfortunate name.

I very much enjoyed hearing snippets of Sarah Palin's chat with 'Nicolas Sarkozy' this morning. There's a fair bit of Presottery going on with her. Only Prescott's harmless, and she's ultimately terrifying.

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