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*Bob*

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  1. Hasn't been to EITHER of the cinemas Unbelievable. What a load of stinking old rotten bollocks.
  2. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You've never actually been to Peckhamplex, have > you? HA HA HA So busted. I fully support Louisa's campaign to keep low-priced local cinemas alive .. despite not actually using them, thus leading to them closing down and being replaced by higher priced cinemas.
  3. DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Problem is that *bob* is not as good as taking the > piss as he thinks he is.. I?d be delighted to received some tips from you, Foxy. After all - you?ve been tickling the forum funny bone for many years now, day in, day out. What?s your secret?
  4. Bawk! Baawk! East Grinstead! Bawk! Showwusyerknickers! Baaaaaaawk!
  5. No more, Jeremy. This is bloody serious stuff. Now the truth is out - there's gonna be like.. like I dunno some sort of REVOLUTION here in London. Louisa has opened the eyes of The People. They will follow here, like Moses out of Egypt - down the A22 to The Promised Land (aka East Grinstead), where there and only there* can reasonably priced cinema tickets be had. *(apart from the ones for ?4.99 that can be had right here literally a short walk up the road from here but this small but relevant detail seems to have been forgotten somewhere along the way in an effort to make some meaningless point of no value whatsoever carping on and on like some sort of demented parrot)
  6. So things - let me get this straight - "outside" of London are often (and let me know if I'm right on this - I plan to astound my friends and family over the weekend) "less expensive" than "inside"??!!! Well blow me down.
  7. Christ - they are as well. Check out this one in Barnsley - only ?69k! Great value. http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/37195336?search_identifier=0fdf8ad732e31130a5c0a9297a04b211#2zrk6jQHXuD2t5ED.97 Jeez Lou - you really know your onions when it comes to this sort of thing.
  8. You'll be telling me houses outside London are cheaper next.. or some other eye-opening fact
  9. The general rule is that - quite often - the snazzier and more ample the cinema facilities, the shitter the town. Take my own home town - 10 screens of air conditioned, sugared, garish, shiny, carbonated, deep fried, fun-themed hellishness - with parking for six thousand cars. They need it - the rest of the town is like a graveyard - disturbed only by occasional fights spilling out onto the pedestrianised streets.
  10. A busy morning googling provincial cinemas for any with cheap tickets in order to prove.. bugger all..
  11. DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Turned this. > Into this. Yep, they took that nice art deco exterior away and stuck up a load of shiny shit festooned with illuminated Domino's pizza signs. GREAT JOB!
  12. Wow! - and the best bit is you can get a cheap day return to East Grinstead for just ?14.90 as well. Why not make a day of it?
  13. Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I remember the old Odeon on Grove > Vale, that was never overpriced. Granted it was > some years ago was that in 1952? Have you seen the new Odeons? They're all over the country, across the land. In fancy places and shitholes alike. They charge ?11.. or is it a bit more (?) So that's ... a full quid less than picturehouse. One pound. Peckham is piss cheap! Not indicative of average cinema pricing almost everywhere else in the UK. LOAD OF OLD SHIT
  14. Remember, Sue - these recorder playing kids are your tankard rattling, bearded, fingers-in-ear future.
  15. To be serious, Lou, I don?t think you need to be overly concerned - but if there are any ingrowing hairs around the vagina, they?re probably worth dealing with as you don?t want them to lead to an infection or an abscess. See a doctor if you?re worried.
  16. You hum it and I'll play it
  17. Lou, should every lounge effort of yours (apart from when you're on safe ground on gentrification) now be accompanied by a comedy trombone, a vicar peering over their glasses and someone's trousers accidentally falling down? It would seem so.
  18. More fabricated nonsense.
  19. Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- The same > happened with the FHT (the rose). Most old > customers didn't return. All six of them.
  20. I'll take anything anything Scandinavian and mid-to-late 1970s off your hands. Jeremy will have the German stuff if you PM him. He likes a lot of pubic hair.
  21. But why bother with all that "let's see" nonsense - when you can rubbish the place - whatever it's going to be - in advance?
  22. wink wink
  23. Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's the point Sue. It's a pub, not a > restaurant. As in 'it's a phone, not a camera' etc
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