*Bob*

Have you also noticed how ex-BB watchers are like ex-smokers in many respects? My personal highlight was lipless Ziggy and Chanelle's 'relayshunship'. It was like watching him drive in slow motion into a pile-up, again and again, whilst using his cock to steer instead of his hands.

Yes BB... The person who needs the real kick up the arse here is the one who dumped the stuff outside. Of course it is irritating when you've humped a bag of stuff to a charity shop only to find it shut, but on the occasions I has happened to me I've taken it home again rather than lazily chuck it near the door anyway because I can't be bovvered coming back and I didn't check whether the shop was open. It's like flytipping for those who want to ease their conscience.

Interesting array of pictures on Mic's website. Mic looks 'ard wiv a gun Mic looks tough wearing mirrored sunglasses Mic fends-off attack by large dog (wearing mirrored sunglasses) Mic wiv 'our boys' in Iraq Mic... etc

I'm with you, Charlie. I think this series has been one of the first for a while to sustain interest throughout. (I ditched quite early-on in previous years). As TV formats go, it's still a stroke of televisual genius. I wish I'd thought of it.

Perhaps, Mr S. But it seems you're all still watching football, so I'd there's still some way to go as regards eliminating time-consuming tedium from your lives.

I am. But you're wasting your time, mamafeelgood. This is the EAST DULWICH forum, not a copy of 'Take a Break'. BB is far too coarse a discussion to get much of a response.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rudeness and eye-opening colourful colloquialisms. > Though next time I wander past a playground I may > keep my eyes shut...just to be safe!! And your mouth. Better safe than sorry.

Wasn't it a couple of years ago at some shows in London that His Purple Highness turned-down the audience's requests for some 'old favourites' by saying: "Shhhh... you're not here to listen.. you're here to learn"?

Wikipedia has unearthed these other amusing related phrases: turkey slap Peach Punch Slug Trails Potato Sack and my particular favourite: russian goggles

We got one too yesterday. There was a trail of hair grease leading up the path to a wheel-spin tyre-mark on the road.

My friend says he saw Alan in the Canning last week - brandishing an Uzi and talking about someone dizrispektin him. I can only hope Mockney doesn't go down in hail of bullets. Still, it's only gangstas killin' each other , innit?

Teabagging aint so bad. It's when the tromboning starts.. that's when you really get the stares.

On karaoke night? A bit of quiet teabagging in the corner whilst someone warbles out 'The Power of Love'?

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Scroll down to number 4 girlfriend Watch it. I'll scratch your eyes out.

I haven't been to the Canning but I'm already guessing it's the kind of place I wouldn't mind having two minutes walk from my house. ie 'a local'. Unfortunately I'm also guessing it's the kind of pub that there isn't a place for in ED these days. My friend who lives at the top of Dog Kennel Hill (*holds nose*) goes there for the quiz night.

Wooster and Stock.. they crack me up. "Contemporary two bed terrace" ha ha.

Mark - are you sure you didn't mean to post this on the 'gay Lib' thread?

Fingers crossed, eh Alan?

Alan, You assume too much. Lovely is in no way connected with se22.com. I'd just like to make that absolutely clear.

And the only person who's posted there so far..

lovely Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > With respect, you assume too much. I have no link > to other forum other than being an East Dulwich > resident who likes to see open discussion about > the local area. Although you do seem to be their first member.

Lovely, How will your forum (I assume it is your forum) woo posters away from this one? What's in it FOR ME?

If you've got the right kind of house in the right area, then the EAs will be tripping over their Mini Coopers to sign you up. So you can negotiate. But not everyone has The House Which Sells Itself, even in mighty ED. The problem is, of course, that everyone thinks they have The House Which Sells Itself, even if it's got PVC windows, woodchip wallpaper and you have to walk through a bedroom to get to the bog.

I gave a bloke a quid once, because he promised to spend it on a can of Stella, and assured me it wouldn't go on food (either for himself of his imaginary children), or a bus fare to his sick Grandma's place. He even gave me a penny change. I appreciated the honesty.

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I think he must be on the fiddle then, You don't say!?