*Bob*

Everyone has suspected that the royal gloves have been off for some time now. And (coming from such good stock) it can come as no surprise that these most royal of family jewels have struck ovum gold in record time. That said, we should all try to remember that - putting aside the Bentleys, ermine, received pronunciation and bodyguards - the beating heart of this story is simply that of a young couple in love, doing what young couples in love do best.

It certainly is. Yesterday morning, I was feeling little blue. The cold weather. The short days. The uncertainty of a future in this modern world of ours - with all its changes and challenges. But the amazing news that our heavily-balding king-in-waiting has successfully inseminated his missus has really lifted me out of the doldrums. Today, I want to dance with a stranger in the street. To laugh, hug and cry all at the same time. Thank you, William and Kate. Thank you.

I think they could do a lot worse than 'Jayne' or 'Krystelle' for a girl and 'Dwayne' for a boy.

Spoken like a true Scot

I'd like to ban the letter 't' - and anyone who's double-jointed.

I'm out of my depth on this one.

Merely a point of order - that pimping is the hiring of prostitutes, not the selling of them.

Hiring, strictly speaking - not selling.

She has a middle-aged cleavage as well, which is unfortunate.

I think she seemed slightly embarrassed about the whole thing, which is understandable. She must know her limitations and - after spending god knows how many hours passing judgement on hundreds of people with better vocal abilities than herself, she must have felt like a bit of a plum. Ability of not, her voice doesn't even have a nice sound to it.

James will do well anyway - once he gets his teeth done. Jahmene is just a bit uncomfortable to watch. When he sings.. it's hard to describe.. but he looks like he's afraid of his own mouth. COME ON CHRISTOPHER.. CHRISTOPHER TO WIN. I don't know for sure what a serial killer looks like just after they've claimed their umpteenth victim, but I suspect they looks rather similar to Christopher, just after he's finished a song. Pink was great though.

It's a lot of effort though - for an audience of six people. You need to start slow on Thursday, ramp-up a bit on Friday then go for it on Saturday, knowing the posts will still be up on Sunday. Much better bang for your buck.

Wednesday night. Nobody's reading, Admin gets up early. A hopeless effort.

On you go

Tonight is THE BIG PUSH All leave is cancelled. To the ramparts.

And another one. And another. Sure as eggs.

LondonMix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What does calling something a disease change about > it? The amount of malingering?

Like, totally. Well bleak! Such a mindset doesn't bode well for the other 3/4 of your life. Anyway, 30's trump 20's every time though, surely? Will get back to you on 40's - in a decade or so.

Incredible.. I step out, catch a bus - and who should be in the van in front? Why, none other than THE HOLY ONE (*does sign of the Corgi*)

It's true much of the area has traditionally been Bennison but other denominations - Yeoman, for example - happily co-exist. Live and let live, that's what I say.

Naughty Annette. Now repeat after me.. Our Bennison Who art very good Give us this day Our honest plumbing work, carried out cheerfully..

I have found that that 'not getting paid anything unless you complete the work' - is a very effective treatment for stress.

It's very unlikely that Peter will blow up. He is very good, you know.

"Green light. Take the shot."

Good thinking, Gidget. How about round-the-clock surveillance with a SWAT team on standby?