HonaloochieB

There She Goes - The Las

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparantly theyve been looking at this area for a > while according to a friend who works at head > office. I have absolutely no idea what the > clothing range is like as i've yet to visit one of > their stores and my friend is a little absent on > detail. No idea why they would come here, dont see > the point personally. > > Louisa. So a clobber shop I've never heard of might be opening in the area. Louisa has no idea what sort of togs might be on offer and furthermore her contact in 'head office' can't help out either. And in conclusion Louisa has no idea why a schmuta store that she has never visited and no idea what they might be flogging, should open around these parts. I can only agree with the last part of the post, don't see the point of the post personally.

I Wanna Be Your Dog - Sex Pistols

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The time I walked down LL wearing a t-shirt that > said "I'm Admin"....well, let's just say never > again! Katie, next time wear something else as well as the T-shirt, it's the sort of thing that excites comment from the patrons of Kebab And Wine. And everywhere else for that matter. I say this in the most avuncular fashion possible.

Search And Destroy - Iggy Pop And His Knockabout Stooges

Sweet Thing - The Dame

Sweet Gene Vincent - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Scene: Bertie Wooster is leaning against the bar at the Drones, mouth agape staring into middle distance in what his old house master would have termed a 'brown study'. A familiar figure hoves into view. JRussell - What ho Bertie! Bertie Wooster - What ho JRussell! Haven't seen you round these parts in an age. Tincture? JR - Yes, I'll have a glass of whatever vile muck you're polluting yourself with. And you haven't seen me because I've been working... BW - You, work JRussell, surely not? JR - As I was saying, I have been applying my intellect to a scheme, one of my ripest yet. Do you wish to hear about it? BW - Of course, tell on, old sardine. JR - When a popsy finds she has got herself, how shall I put it? 'In pod', I find they take up the most damnable amount of room about the place, but particularly on trains. I have written to the transport minister and suggested a tax of a shilling per journey on any female in a delicate condition who inflicts herself on a train. Good, eh? BW - Have you been spending more time than is healthy with Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps? JR - What, what do you mean? BW - This idea of yours is blether pure and simple. What's more it's caddish blether. JR - It's revolutionary I grant you, but... BW - Caddish is what I said and caddish is what I meant. Kindly leave me JRussell, I would be alone. *JR slinks away to join Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps who is flicking playing cards into a top hat* BW - (Thinks) And you think you know a fellow. Next time I'll ignore the bounder. Edited: BW - Sorry, took a bit of a smeller and left a word out. English Lingo, not my strong point, frankly. More of an RE man myself, won a prize for it once, dashed proud of it actually.

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rolf Harris is a force for good in the world. > Mushy peas are, of course, evil. Agreed on Rolf Harris. All mushy peas require is a 'rebrand'. Pea puree, now all's well.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is this a euphemism? It is of course Quids. Why as we speak the thread just three below is offering 'petanque' this Saturday. Must we fling this filth at our Loungers? Will no one think of the children, for pity's sake?

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Three points: > > 1) The OP is talking rubbish and/or trolling. I couldn't possbly say. > > 2) I am more than happy to give up my seat if you > need it - in fact, it puts me in a rather good > mood with a spring in my step for the rest of the > day. However, I am generally in a world of my own > or reading the paper. Smile, ask and it shall be > yours. Hover looking grumpy and I probably won't > notice. I'm guessing that most people won't actually smile and ask anyone to give up a seat, they will probably rely on the seated making a judgement concerning their relative age, infirmity or obvious, ahem, 'delicate condition. Why wouldn't hovering and looking grumpy get your attention? It'd get mine. > > 3) I don't buy the 'my child will be looking after > you when you get older' stuff either. Your child > might equally be burgling my house in 20 years > time. Or worse, become an accountant. You calling my boy a burglar? Are you? Actually in twenty years time he'll be just a few years younger than me, and if my back's anything to go by, burglary will be out of the question. As for accountancy, he's no good at ciphering and his timesing-up of numbers is disgraceful. Takes him thirty seconds to reckon up seven sixes. Just have to hope he sticks with the professional skateboarding and never runs out of Vans. Edited: Because you're worth it.

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Knock knock! > > > > Who's there? > > > > Jack! > > > > Jack who? > > > > Jack Russell. > > > > Oh, are you the same Jack Russell who is > advancing > > the peculiar notion about surcharging pregnant > > women on public transport? > > > > Yes. > > > > In that case I'm not letting you in. Actually, > > consider yourself ignored. > > > You are not very good at this ignoring lark, > HonalochieB! JRussell, a Roman Catholic priest and a Rabbi go into a bar. The priest orders them a large whiskey each of the Catholic variety. The priest, 'Here's to my sister's youngest who last week, thank God gave birth to a healthy baby boy'. JRussell, 'Recently pregnant, eh? And while she was, did she travel on public transport? Priest, 'Well she lives in Dublin, so I suppose she must have'. JRussell, 'Bet she didn't pay extree on the buses, did she'? *throws drink into gentle priest's face and exits bar* Rabbi 'Oy gevult, Patrick, why you bring this meshuganah to our bar'? Why didn't you just ignore him?

Crackin' Up - Nick Lowe

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone want to buy an igloo?:)) > > > http://www.east-haven.k12.ct.us/eha/grade4/nativea > mpeaslee/inuites/Igloo_outside.jpg Looks a touch chilly round the nethers. I'll stick with my igindoorbog. Thanks anyway LM.

Knock knock! Who's there? Jack! Jack who? Jack Russell. Oh, are you the same Jack Russell who is advancing the peculiar notion about surcharging pregnant women on public transport? Yes. In that case I'm not letting you in. Actually, consider yourself ignored.

I Am I Said - Neil Diamond

Something Else - Sid Vicious

JR, again with the scientific? It is to laugh. ET81, I see is relishing his/her role as self-appointed (doctor's apppointments ET?) scourge of wishy-washy, panty-waisted, namby-pamby liberal bleeding hearts. Corks, if they ever join forces they could amount to a fun-size Jon 'Gaunty' Gaunt.

toast Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm pretty sure we would not have a primary school > place without the forum! Thank you The EDF, got you pregnant? Jeez, this place is more powerful than we all imagined. Let's hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

Something In The Air - Thunderclap Newman

I say, I say I say. My dog's got no nose. Really, how does he smell? As transparently provocative as a Jack Russell post, so I just ignore the bugger.

Womanchester United? Dulwich Automatic, slogan: The DA's going to send you down. The Dulwich Rosie's, though if RosieH is in the squad this may cause her to swank about the place and put on side. The ED Virgins, though of course this one may necessitate recruiting a few 'ringers', so perhaps not. Oh but go on, give serious consideration to Milfwall, oh you might.

I DIdn't know I Loved You ('Til I Saw You Rock 'N' Roll) - Gary Glitter

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Milfwall? He shoots he scores. Back of the net and every other celebratory football cliche you can think of. If this doesn't win, I 'll eat my own head.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hoochie you're a doll. Would that be our Keef? > > Px My lips are of course sealed on the matter Giggi, imagine that my post was underpinned by the sentiments of the WW2 poster, BE LIKE DAD, KEEP MUM. Be you could be in the same ballpark as them yanks might say. I don't know coming over here with their chewing gum, stockings and tipped fags, stealing our wives and mistresses and rustling our livestock, like as not, I don't know, I really don't.