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pbateman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am looking to sell a sense of humour- please > contact me for more details. > > I highly recommend this product to anyone on the > forum with more than 50 posts... A second-hand sense of humour? Run it past Andrew Neil, he's worn his first one into the ground.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Listen we really need more people to take this > sense of humour business more seriously ok. > > I for one call for an immediate end to these > flippant, throwaway responses to serious concerns > from the good burgers* of East Dulwich. I fail to > see how we can bring back hanging and outlaw > Camberwell with this sort of attitude so > prevalent. Who is with me? > > *A type of Dutch watch. Whoah, Brendan. Good burgers? Camberwell? Isn't it about time you declared what your interest is in the Grand Union pub? I think we should be told.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Listen we really need more people to take this > sense of humour business more seriously ok. > > I for one call for an immediate end to these > flippant, throwaway responses to serious concerns > from the good burgers* of East Dulwich. I fail to > see how we can bring back hanging and outlaw > Camberwell with this sort of attitude so > prevalent. Who is with me? > > *A type of Dutch watch. Whoah, Brendan. Good burgers? Camberwell? Isn't it about time you declared what your interest is in the Grand Union pub? I think we should be told.

MURB. MURB. deah ypeels ym revo tcartsba laerrus tpircs hcnyl divad a ekil sdaer daerht siht tub ypeels dna derit gnieb em ylbaborp si ti

MURB. MURB. deah ypeels ym revo tcartsba laerrus tpircs hcnyl divad a ekil sdaer daerht siht tub ypeels dna derit gnieb em ylbaborp si ti

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > She won't be happy with all this bourgeois > endorsement.... Quite correct Quids, offering her poncy fish stew, what were they thinking?

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > She won't be happy with all this bourgeois > endorsement.... Quite correct Quids, offering her poncy fish stew, what were they thinking?

Me. Nicole Kidman. Me, certain in the knowledge that if Nic ever propositioned me along the lines of a night of no-strings sex then I'd acquiesce. Danny Baker. One afternoon on his radio show mentions that Nic's teeth resemble baked beans. I'm sure he was backed up by Baylen Leonard as well. There and then, for me, love dies. Sorry Nic. Don't blame the Candyman though, he knew not.

Me. Nicole Kidman. Me, certain in the knowledge that if Nic ever propositioned me along the lines of a night of no-strings sex then I'd acquiesce. Danny Baker. One afternoon on his radio show mentions that Nic's teeth resemble baked beans. I'm sure he was backed up by Baylen Leonard as well. There and then, for me, love dies. Sorry Nic. Don't blame the Candyman though, he knew not.

bTonyQuinn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Panama I don't agree with many of the things you > stated, certainly capital punishment hasn't made > the United States a safer place. The point is > don't ever bother starting a thread about crime in > Dulwich. The debate always descends into the > abyss. What you must remember is that most > contributors on this forum would be perfectly at > home in the Question Time audience. Not me TQ, not when it comes from places like Swansea, Colchester and White City. And frankly the places that resemble the originals leave a great deal to be desired. No, I'll take you up on the former suggestion and descend into the abbess. Well none of us is perfect, eh?

bTonyQuinn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Panama I don't agree with many of the things you > stated, certainly capital punishment hasn't made > the United States a safer place. The point is > don't ever bother starting a thread about crime in > Dulwich. The debate always descends into the > abyss. What you must remember is that most > contributors on this forum would be perfectly at > home in the Question Time audience. Not me TQ, not when it comes from places like Swansea, Colchester and White City. And frankly the places that resemble the originals leave a great deal to be desired. No, I'll take you up on the former suggestion and descend into the abbess. Well none of us is perfect, eh?

Though I was once told that there was a Russian tailor round the corner by the name of Serge Suitt, but I'm not falling for that one. Some people must think us silly.

Though I was once told that there was a Russian tailor round the corner by the name of Serge Suitt, but I'm not falling for that one. Some people must think us silly.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ruffers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Something about this in Freakonomics although I > > can't remember what. > > > > Hope that helps :-$ > > _________________________________________________ > > Yes there is I tried not to copy & paste it, I > mean look what happened to Raj Persaud > > Try to remember > > > > My sister had a hairdresser in Crawley called > Roland Butter, I kid you not He's quite well known WMTD, just a few doors down from that German barber, Herr Kutt.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ruffers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Something about this in Freakonomics although I > > can't remember what. > > > > Hope that helps :-$ > > _________________________________________________ > > Yes there is I tried not to copy & paste it, I > mean look what happened to Raj Persaud > > Try to remember > > > > My sister had a hairdresser in Crawley called > Roland Butter, I kid you not He's quite well known WMTD, just a few doors down from that German barber, Herr Kutt.

The best band name ever? The Jack Rubies. It ends here like Lee Harvey Oswald. Surely. Surely?

The best band name ever? The Jack Rubies. It ends here like Lee Harvey Oswald. Surely. Surely?

panama Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > TonyQuinn-i agree with you i won't expect a grown > up set of replies the next time i post something, > it does seem that there are far too many idiots on > this forum though. > No suprise though as there are even more idiots in > charge of the country. > 2000AD was never in Latin and i started reading it > in the early 80's its always been in English not > suprising as we are in the UK. > Bring back capital punishment, stop the crazy > political correctness that is ruining the country, > bring discipline back to schools, punish parents > that allow their kids to become criminals. > i wonder how many people share my views but keep > it to themselves. Cab Calloway says "Hotchma Razz-Ma-Tazz, give or take about 34".

panama Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > TonyQuinn-i agree with you i won't expect a grown > up set of replies the next time i post something, > it does seem that there are far too many idiots on > this forum though. > No suprise though as there are even more idiots in > charge of the country. > 2000AD was never in Latin and i started reading it > in the early 80's its always been in English not > suprising as we are in the UK. > Bring back capital punishment, stop the crazy > political correctness that is ruining the country, > bring discipline back to schools, punish parents > that allow their kids to become criminals. > i wonder how many people share my views but keep > it to themselves. Cab Calloway says "Hotchma Razz-Ma-Tazz, give or take about 34".

KateW Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Louisa is one of my favourites too. This forum > would be a goddamn dull place without the likes of > her. Keep up the good work gal! High 5!!!

KateW Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Louisa is one of my favourites too. This forum > would be a goddamn dull place without the likes of > her. Keep up the good work gal! High 5!!!

Indeed, should anyone tell you the brothers Gibb lack humour, remind him of Fanny and see him turn tail.

Indeed, should anyone tell you the brothers Gibb lack humour, remind him of Fanny and see him turn tail.

It's at times like these that I let my mind drift and ask what counsel might the late Cab Calloway have to offer on the matter in hand, in order to pour oil on troubled waters.* And of course words of wisdom can be found in his canon. Hail Cab. Panama, Shanama, Swanee shore, Let me dig that jive some more; Boy? Oh boy! The jim-jam-jump with the jumpin' jive Makes you get your kicks on the mellow side. Hep! Hep! Covered of course by Joe Jackson's Jumpin' Jive, and coincidentally Joe was a resident of the Dog Kennel Hill Estate. Though even then I'm sure he never mugged anyone. I remember a time when the only hoods you'd see round the place were the likes of the Richardsons and good old 'Mad' Frankie Fraser. Good to their old mums so they were. *No doubt I'll have the PC brigade (or PISSY brigade as I've taken to satirically styling them) after me on enviromental grounds or somesuch.

It's at times like these that I let my mind drift and ask what counsel might the late Cab Calloway have to offer on the matter in hand, in order to pour oil on troubled waters.* And of course words of wisdom can be found in his canon. Hail Cab. Panama, Shanama, Swanee shore, Let me dig that jive some more; Boy? Oh boy! The jim-jam-jump with the jumpin' jive Makes you get your kicks on the mellow side. Hep! Hep! Covered of course by Joe Jackson's Jumpin' Jive, and coincidentally Joe was a resident of the Dog Kennel Hill Estate. Though even then I'm sure he never mugged anyone. I remember a time when the only hoods you'd see round the place were the likes of the Richardsons and good old 'Mad' Frankie Fraser. Good to their old mums so they were. *No doubt I'll have the PC brigade (or PISSY brigade as I've taken to satirically styling them) after me on enviromental grounds or somesuch.