HonaloochieB

Mind you he had to think quickly that "your majesty is a like a stream of bat's piss" gag. That could have been sticky.

I'd like to wander through, the alphabet with you, but what are we gonna do about hi...!

Now come on Giggi, you're just using the weather/Oz motif to introduce us to your latest footwear acquisition. Ruby red? Are the heels 'clickable'? Do you start out wearing them in one place, end up in another and not know how you got there? With three of the campest blokes imaginable? Congratulations, it's you sporting the Laboutins in Soho House with Prince, Mick Jagger and Michael Gove.

When pavements are shonky, let's all get out our Carlos Cateneda books. Don Juan's 'gait of power' will stand us all in good stead. No Carlos Casteneda? Cut along to Chener Books and John will get them ordered up for you.

Chick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chener Books Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Who threw the concrete block through our window > > last night? > > > > John K > > Maybe it was one of your customers whose orders > you "decline" Chick, it would seem a little extreme for a 'declined order customer' even though sounding like a Fall song title to hoy a concrete block through the window. What book might incite that sort of retribution? Some time ago I ordered the hardback format of the 'Sniffing Glue' fanzine and despite several visits to to Chener, never received it. I didn't damage the shop in any way though, and that book was PUNK FLIPPING ROCK so perhaps Chener should be glad it was me that ordered it and not Wattie from The Exploited. Still Chick, what was it you ordered, The Anarchist's Cookbook?

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 51 last Halloween..... > > But getting back into the gym this last 15 months > has taken 15 years off me... > > Whether that is a debit or credit I have yet to > discover! 51, Halloween. Last year. That's 12 months and 'change'. Not 15 months. But 15 is the reverse of 51. There's a slight air of 'afternoon in the pub' about your post Santerme and it's all the better for it. Enjoy being 36 again.

Washing Machine - Patricia Plaistow

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cookwank and artistic throw cushions will come and > go but curry prevails. The ruby abides, Brendan, the ruby abides.

It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry - His Bobness

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Older than Bambi, younger than Noah. > > (apparently you can't post the identical post > twice... who knew?) I did, but then I'm a wily old fox.

I know Moos, must we fling this fish at our pop kids? No wonder there's so much despair about 'Broken Biscuits'.

Cher?

Selling England By The Pound, nuff said.

And according to Johnny Nash there are more questions than answers, I don't know whether that's a comfort to you or not.

Just Another Night - Ian Hunter

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's with the @#$%& hippies today Brendan? Have > you been hit by a flower (ever hour)? Now Giggi, there's nothing vicious about Brendan, he's just felling a bit Cockney Rejects today. Come on B, #I like punk and I like Sham I got nicked over at West Ham# You and all Quids, come on let's pogo.

I'm the same age as me tongue and a bit older than me teeth thank you very much. Now I can't stand around here gassing all day, not when I've got pots to side.

Miss You Nights - Cliff Richard

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ted's nailed it on the head. HonaloochieB admit > it, your just insanely jealous. Nothing of the sort JL. I caught those side long glances she used to give me. Glances that said 'if only I wasn't welded to this place by a sense of duty and for better or worse I married the big lug and I have had two children with him, I'd give up the second home, the boat and all the holidays and come and live in your council flat, that'll be ?3.20, yes it's gone up'. Pregnant with meaning those glances were.

Dizzy - Vic Reeves & The Wonder Stuff (with additional arsing about from Bob Mortimer)

I was going to contradict myself and put forward Cilla Black, but I think we should disqualify anyone from Liverpool as they have the unfair advantage of speaking like that anyway.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sunday of the same weekend, or some months later? > > By the way, is you saying that I is boring? Heaven forfend, just prolific.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > That's an all time low Keef. Oh no, I was > > forgetting the Bon Jovi cover. As you were. > > > > I had to google the words though, you just > > recognised it, so I think you're right down > here > > with me! > > Yeah OK maybe but I also know the lyrics to Chirpy > Chirpy Cheep Cheep but I ain't gonna be quoting > them on the forum any time soon. Polly whatsherface from MOR, she was the most nasal singer ever to top the charts. Unless of course you know different.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like the Clockhouse. I've been going in on an > irregular basis since I was a teenager. Yes, Peter > was up his own arse and a complete snob, Francis > could be the same on occasion but was always > extremely pleasant to me and without wanting to > sound conceited I think she fancied me. The two > boys could be a bit odd but I took them with a > pinch of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of > Tequila. > I only tend to go there mostly in the summer > though and this summer it was a very pleasant > place to sit outside and watch the world go by. > I've found the new staff to be very pleasant and > even enjoyed some reasonably good food (in a > Youngs pub? I hear Sean Mac say) there during the > summer months. I love Youngs beer and so I shall > be popping in soon for some Winter Warmer as it's > been a while. Cheers! The Frances Appreciation Board FAB have had a whip round and put a bounty on your head JL. Unless you withdraw the above assertion we will be considering even crapper chocolate bars. We give fair warning that we have access to both Fry's Turkish Delight and Hershey bars. Edited because instead of the final parenthesis around FAB it came out as a b@stard emoticon. Edited again because the same b@stard emoticon came up once more so left the the parentheses out altogether. That's Friday the 13th for you.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey, we're over all the nasty stuff, Looch. Don't > begin again on the Finnegan. JF's well able to handle it Ted, she'll just take it on the chin again.