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I Love You Love Me Love - The Late Gary Glitter

OK Hugo, now apologise to TLS's mates for suggesting you could take the lot of them. You never actually used the phrase 'bring yer dinner an' I'll fackin' 'ave that an' all' but I felt it was implied.

Maybe I'm missing the point Rosie, but why is your absence such a major issue anyway (apart from the obvious charm, glamour and elan you would have brought to the occasion)? If there were 19 people present couldn't the 30 quid (if it was in fact charged) have been absorbed by the group at no great individual expense? I realise that by putting this to the group you risk falling out with more people that your TAF but on the bright side you'd be saving money on Xmas cards and presents and you could put the money towards nice wooden magazine racks from Muji instead of knocking them up from old Daz boxes and wallpaper. But whatever happens TAF seems unworthy of your time and frienship.

I didn't bother watching because the title gave away the ending.

Fall out with all your friends before Christmas. Then afterwards either assemble a new batch or apologise to the old lot. Could save yourself tens if not hundfreds of pounds and not look as mad as someone who makes magazine racks out of soap powder boxes. RosieH channeling Blue peter via Bizarro world. Good work.

Well done for apologising to TLS and Quids, it's a big man that can admit he's made a bish. However apologising for being short-tempered, foul-mouthed and foolish could set a dodgy precedent, Christ we'll be apologising for being pissed next. Regards

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's a posh part of Glasgow? ::o Yes, Timothy Spall drinks there when he's up that way.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I?m not sure if Timothy Spall would be the right > person to play Patrick Swayzee. Why not? He played an electrician in Auf Weidesehen Pet and I for one was convinced by his performance.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's true - Ewan McGregor lives in ED. I hear > George Clooney is also on the lookout for a > holiday residence in the area (he's fed up with > Lake Como, apparently). > > The most desirable area for Hollywood's A-List is > said to be around Goodrich Road, because of the > close proximity to state primary schools, Le > Moulin, and the DIY shop. Although insiders say > that Clooney may seek to buck the trend, and go > for a nice 2-bed flat above Somerfield. Jeremy you silly goose that was Jarvis Cocker not George Clooney. Serve you right for reading OK instead of Heat.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Awaits Frances swoon posts* With a side order of Loiuse, please.

Are you sure it wasn't Timothy Spall? I've seen him in there.

I say the old sign be placed on the Goose Green roundabout, all plaqued-up, with the legend CHENER BOOKS - BRINGING LITERATURE TO THIS END OF LORDSHIP LANE EVEN BEFORE IT GOT ALL MIDDLE CLASSED-UP AND THAT. Or something along that line.

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lucas lives in the area too, or Richard Armitage, > lovely guy very warm and easy on the eyes. > Remember seeing him in North and South, then > literally 2 weeks after the last episode aired, he > came into my store, I went slightly giddy and told > him i wanted his babies. Oh Joy Monica in the context of Spooks this is a clear and present kidnap threat. Consider yourself lucky not to have got banged up. Seriously, it happens all the time.

monica Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lucas lives in the area too, or Richard Armitage, > lovely guy very warm and easy on the eyes. > Remember seeing him in North and South, then > literally 2 weeks after the last episode aired, he > came into my store, I went slightly giddy and told > him i wanted his babies. Oh Joy Monica in the context of Spooks this is a clear and present kidnap threat. Consider yourself lucky not to have got banged up. Seriously, it happens all the time.

Oh crap, relapse.

Oh crap, relapse.

And I'm prepared to take that road any which way it comes. Even if it's ALL THE WAY FROM MEMPHIS.

And I'm prepared to take that road any which way it comes. Even if it's ALL THE WAY FROM MEMPHIS.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > geez lady muck, how spelt out must it be > > Anagram of "Hair n Tune" - someone says Ian > Hunter, who if it has passed you buy, HonaloochieB > crowbars into every post - and you STILL aren't > making the link?? I don't know, SeanM I think I've managed to start curbing myself. On the current 'Getting Rid Of Squatters' thread by Jack Russell I've resisted mentioning Mutt The Hoople, though it took a gnawing of my thumbs and a cold bath to do so. I think I may be on the road to recovery.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > geez lady muck, how spelt out must it be > > Anagram of "Hair n Tune" - someone says Ian > Hunter, who if it has passed you buy, HonaloochieB > crowbars into every post - and you STILL aren't > making the link?? I don't know, SeanM I think I've managed to start curbing myself. On the current 'Getting Rid Of Squatters' thread by Jack Russell I've resisted mentioning Mutt The Hoople, though it took a gnawing of my thumbs and a cold bath to do so. I think I may be on the road to recovery.

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SeanMacGabhann Wrote: > > >geez lady muck, how spelt out must it be... > > > sorry...brain the size of a pea... > > > Jah Lush Wrote: > > >Ian Hunter is HB's hero. So it was HB. Hope > that's got you out of suspenders Ladymuck. > > > Thank you Jah Lush...you are a gent...err > suspenders?... > > > And as for you HB...hmmmmph..."Maam" is not > amused...especially as this means I lost the > bet... > *attempts to look "not amused" but giggles > instead* Apparently that's why Albert used to call Queen Victoria 'Vicky', LadyM. Any how I'm glad the whole HAIR 'N' TUNE thing is all out in the open and we can all get back to real life now. Remember, what HAPPENED in the Nunhead Forum, stays so unread by anyone it could feasibly be classified TOP SECRET. HUGS

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SeanMacGabhann Wrote: > > >geez lady muck, how spelt out must it be... > > > sorry...brain the size of a pea... > > > Jah Lush Wrote: > > >Ian Hunter is HB's hero. So it was HB. Hope > that's got you out of suspenders Ladymuck. > > > Thank you Jah Lush...you are a gent...err > suspenders?... > > > And as for you HB...hmmmmph..."Maam" is not > amused...especially as this means I lost the > bet... > *attempts to look "not amused" but giggles > instead* Apparently that's why Albert used to call Queen Victoria 'Vicky', LadyM. Any how I'm glad the whole HAIR 'N' TUNE thing is all out in the open and we can all get back to real life now. Remember, what HAPPENED in the Nunhead Forum, stays so unread by anyone it could feasibly be classified TOP SECRET. HUGS

Stay With Me Baby - Lorraine Ellison

Stay With Me Baby - Lorraine Ellison

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Welcome to the testosterone frenzy and off the > cuff gangster remarks forum > > Please ensure you are tooled up at all times & > have a brace of steriod fuelled wisecracking > cockney gangsters at your beck & call at all > times. The use of unoriginal & derived free and > easy macho talk is mandatory. > > Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels will be shown in > the lounge at 11PM sharp > > Please note, the management reserve the right to > violently eject guardian reading liberals or > anyone who does not show them the respect they > deserve > > We hope you enjoy your time here At least you're trying to help HuncaMunca, more than some of these lot are doing. Good call on LS&2SBs, that could give JRussell some ideas about how to deal with the situation. Your notion about violently ejecting Gruaniad readers seeems a little extravagant however, a casual shoulder tap, combined with a combat boot hovering over the toe of their Campers would suffice. Obviously Alan Rusbridger would hear of it, but he wouldn't get involved. Oh and JRussell, as well as the Dave Courtney DVD, I've got another of Joey Pyle who didn't f@ck about either.