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Miss You Nights - Keith Richards

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My favourite review was Charles Shaar Murray's > review (reprinted her in total > > Artist: Yes > Album: Yes > Review: No > > BTW - I genuinely thought that Mockney had posted > that in the wrong thread! Apologies all round old > bean SM my favourite of CSM's from the NME was of Lee Hazlewood's Poet, Fool Or Bum? The review consisted of the word 'Bum'.

Legalhero Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Proof that vigilantism works. I don't know if > anyone saw her chasing him down, but good lord she > is attractive. > > Vinceayre - you've really embarrassed yourself - > you've just admitted that a girl has bigger nuts > than you mate (not literally, metaphorically > speaking). Bad luck! > > Whoever she goes home to is a lucky man. Or woman, tut and indeed tsk. Well done that crimefighting dame, and I would be happy to buy her the drink of her choice (what's this offering of pints? 'ballsy chick' = real ale/lager drinker, second tut and tsk). I wouldn't be inclined to be too hard on VA, I think the point he was trying to make got a little buried in the language in which it was couched.

One Better Day - Madness

LuLu Too Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyway, back to venerating the honourable HB and > his MTH obsession. > > Before my time. > Obviously. But so was the Bible and that's got a lot of fans.

So will the Freeview box that I got with Nectar points about 18 months ago and haven't been arsed to connect yet work?

Dance Away - Roxy Music

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My Mum is going to the one in Hammersmith Hooch. > Do you know a character who calls himself Bill > Oblivion? Indeed I do BBW. I suspect it's not his real name though.

Long Long Long - The Beatles

Steady on Giggi and SM, I think the slap we are talking about is the sort Grace Jones gave to Russell Harty, kind of a showbizzy-making-a-pointy type cuff. Not the 'I'm Mad Me' Frankie Fraser type 'slap' which resulted in months in traction and extensive dental surgery. I for one would never get medieval on the Pope's ass. Just in case you're looking in Mum.

And it was great, I mean great. They haven't played as a group for 35 years, but it could just as easily have been a couple of weeks on the strength of the performance. Ian at 70 was throwing himself about like a 30 yaer old and his voice was on absolutely top form. Started with Hymn For The Dudes and finished with Saturday Gigs, very little from the early LPs more from Brain Capers on. The bassist Overend has had the least to do with music over the years, but his playing and posing were as spot on as the last time they played. They played Honaloochie Boogie and even Ian's aside to the group of "Oh no, not HB" couldn't detract from it. It's not a favourite of his, but what does he know, he only wrote it. There were some minor fluffs but nothing anyone was going to give stick over, and I'm sure they'll be sorted by the time they get to Hammersmith. High points? Many but Moon Upstairs, All The Young Dudes, The Journey, The Original Mixed-Up Kid and The Golden Age Of Rock 'n' Roll have stayed with me. Sadly our drummer Buffin (Dale Griffin) was hospitalised before the gig, his place was taken by The Pretenders' Martin Chambers. Buff's health is poor so Martin has been rehearsing with them on the basis that he would be doing most of the set anyway. He did them and us proud an' all. I'm trying to be objective here but this was a group who by any standards put on a great show, they're being paid a fair amount but there was no sense of going through the motions, the enthusiasm and energy flowing from the stage was inspirational. Ian Hunter has never done anything to embarrass me (though the small top hat phase in the 80s made me tut a little) and he continues not to. Me and my son met up with some old chums from Ian Hunter shows and the revels continued into the small hours. We returned fiscally poorer, but spiritually richer than Croesus. MTH fans not there will think themselves accursed. Bodes extremely well for Hammersmith, they'll be on top of their game by then.

Walking With A Mountain - Mott The Hoople

skidmarks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was out collecting conkers yesterday with my 6 > year old niece to put around her bedroom as > apparently they keep spiders away. She is sh[t > scared of spiders. I think conkers are supposed to keep away moths, but if the child believes it and it helps allay her fears then great.

First Thete Is A Mountain - Donovan

(I've Had) The Time Of My Life - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes

Jesus Brendan, decaff man, decaff.

Ladyboyds?

Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very > scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and > tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves > when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our > pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in > case) > > it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all > you can do is take the mickey out of us... how > small do you feel now Hona ? I feel like a 60 foot (sic) ladybird with wings of titanium, thanks for asking. I could of course with a spread of my wings lay waste to all the men of your acquaintance who don't fancy getting married. But I won't, I'm not that sort of 60 foot (sic) ladybird. Well not unless you start acting like c@nts. Especially around C****t*m*s t**e.

Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > go on take the mickey, but it is a real and very > scary condition for sufferers, we sweat and > tremble when passing Ratners, we cross ourselves > when we see an Alter and worst of all we 'poo' our > pants when a bride tosses her flowers out (just in > case) > > it is real, a lot of men suffer from it and all > you can do is take the mickey out of us... how > small do you feel now Hona ? You're right, right now I don't feel right at all, and feel as small as a ladybird.

Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Talking of Churches I still can't say the "M" word > (you know the one that ends in I DO) Horrorific MIDO? Sorry it's an acronym too far for me.

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I found one at work today, and was crossing the > room with it on a piece of paper to throw out of > the window and two people shrieked and insisted on > moving before I passed them, they were so scared. > I have never known anyone scared of a ladybird > before. Anyone else scared of them? No offence WOD, but this didn't happen, did it? It's OK, admit you posted spurious, it's alright, we'll understand and embrace you as a sister. Heck, who amongst us hasn't made up something and let our fingers do the walking. I know I have. Anyone know of Ladybird books? The tales they could tell.

Isn't It Time? - The Babys

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have put the sprouts on. Good move, MP it's never too early. But avoid mixing them with, bacon or chestnuts and never put nutmeg on them as some celebrity cooks suggest. Those c@nts are talking arsebiscuits if you ask me.

Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End) - The Darkness

Jingle Bells - The Reverend Horton Heat