HonaloochieB

Rock & Roll Queen - Mott The Hoople

I make you right on that one *Bob*. And as for getting Joanna Whalley to star in a film on the matter, I should bleedin' cocoa. And as for the Pet Shop Boys writing the theme song, you're havin' a Turkish, aincha? And as for getting a singer of Dusty Springfield's calibre to perform said song, fackorfaahtoutofit.

I can't stand the idea of watching football, but occasionally find myself in front of the telly and enjoying it. Go figure. So BBW, your dad was Gordon Ottershaw then.

Where's Barry Bucknell when you need him?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Like, cool your boots, momma. > > Gold Lee are hep cats and have probably taken > the > > 'phone off the hook to partake of a little > number > > or two before busting their collective hump > > catering to the needs of the local squid heads. > > Don't get so frazzled you might work for the > man, > > it don't mean you have to bring all that > > uptightness back to Casa Rosie. > > It's bad for your chakra. > > > > Switch off your mind and float downstream. > > > > Give at least a ?1.50 tip. > > > > Peace, baby. > > I would have so hated living in the 60s. You know what they say Moos, if you can't remember the sixties you're lying about your age. Or something.

Doss-C*nt.

Been reading it for 30 plus years, man and man. Always read the cartoons first. Then Street Of Shame/Hackwatch, Letters page, Square Eyes, Rotten Boroughs, HP Sauce and the book reviews/news. I then saunter through the rest of it at my leisure. I've read the city column once I think, which I think is once more than former editor Richard Ingrams ever did. Nice respectable thread to celebrate your unbanning BBW. Keep it up. (and no that is not a suggestion for a thread)

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The former is particularly good and gets a big > thumbs up from me though sometimes I feel like I > really should have a skateboard to hand, so > Brendan, right up your street ( I'll put it on > that key I promises you). Remembered from an interview with Luke Haines (Auteurs, Black Box Recorder etc) "I see Graham Coxon going around Camden on a skateboard. He's in his thirties you know" I'd give it a swerve if I were you, MP.

Last evening the 'phone went and a woman asked for 'Baz', as that's a nickname of mine I confirmed I was he. The caller seemed a little confused and said she had the wrong number, I thought the voice sounded familiar and asked her name. "Michelle" she replied. As in Michelle OBAMA. We laughed at the coincidence and fell into conversation, for at least twenty minutes. I recommended where she could get Ben Sherman shirts for Barack and gave her some rhyming slang to liven up the those dull official functions and also my idea for she and Sigourney Weaver to perform a thrash metal duet of Ebony And Ivory. Anyway she was charm itself, but if you see Gordon don't tell him, he doesn't need his chips pissed on any more.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do wish Brendan wouldn't go on and on about his > esteemed organ, it's rather embarrassing. Really > Brendan, it's just a prick, get over it. Alright, who's been letting Moos watch Loose Women?

So BBW you might well have a career as a private dick.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We only want threads on well-heeled, respectable > tits, arses and front bottoms... What's the House Of Lords got to do with it, Brendan? Honestly it's like Ben Elton's in the room, isn't it?

My Face Your Ass - Lambchop

You're My-yiiiiiiiiieeyiieeii Favourite Waste Of Time - Paul Owen

You're No Good - Betty Everett

Anyone remember Barry Bucknell? TV's sex-god DIY man he was.

Love Minus Zero/No Limit - Bob Dylan

Feel Like Makin' (DU DU DUUUU DU DU DUUUU DU DU DUUUU) Love - Bad Company

The Farmer Wants A Life.

And well done to BBW, for reminding me of the phrase doss-c*nt. Thanks.

Nigee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yeah i just bet you have ????, in reply to Bob, i > hope to be looking over the next few weeks. > they don't have to million pound properties, > that's just the maximum i would like to pay. > Seem to have opened a can worms with my post! And I bet they're silk worms.

Nigee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you are aware a decent night out in London, is > going to cost you probably a couple of hundred > pound. Nigee, may I recommend the Capitol at Forest Hill, spend two hundred quid in there in an evening and you get sent home with a couple of fruit machines and the barmaid/man of your choice.

The Loner - Ian Hunter

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Andystar Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Damn, I was just trying to explain how their > > cover > > > version of "mad world" sounded, to a foreign > > > friend the other day ( compared to that > really > > > boring slow cover version ) I even ended up > > doing > > > a jig while singing it & now they've split. i > > also > > > mads a Patrick swayzee quip & he died the > next > > > day?? Am I cursed??? > > > > Having analysed your situation there is no > doubt > > in my mind that you are cursed, but how > fortunate > > our paths have crossed. > > My lucky heather will take care of everything. > > Just don't ask any questions. > > > > > honaloochiebasknoquestionsluckyheather@btinternet. > > > com > > > Having analysed my situation, i've come to the > conclusion that the people i talk about are > cursed..sadly, after consulting the I-Ching, i > found out that it is an un-auspicious time to be > buying lucky heather. Well I've consulted the Ker-Ching and I find this is the best possible time, of all possible times to be putting money in my pocket. If you want lucky heather then that's a bonus. It's the silver donation that brings the luck. Seriously Andy, don't be reckless with fortune, it's not worth it. And just FYI I find myself in a position where I may be able to affect an introduction to 'Lanky' Heather, a currently unattached model/Superdrug consultant who is on the dating scene. No promises of course.

Lonely Planet Boy - The New York Dolls