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giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm devastated. Wait a minute...... now I'm over > it. Darlin', there ain't no pleasin' you...

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Damn, I was just trying to explain how their cover > version of "mad world" sounded, to a foreign > friend the other day ( compared to that really > boring slow cover version ) I even ended up doing > a jig while singing it & now they've split. i also > mads a Patrick swayzee quip & he died the next > day?? Am I cursed??? Having analysed your situation there is no doubt in my mind that you are cursed, but how fortunate our paths have crossed. My lucky heather will take care of everything. Just don't ask any questions. www.honaloochiebasknoquestionsluckyheather.co.uk

Nigee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The truth is a lemon meringue?? It is wrote 'Blessed are the pastry chefs, for they shall ensure there is no spot of grease in the bowl before beating the egg whites. They shall create the lemon meringue in perfection, but the Lord will keepeth an eye on them so that the sin of being flash does not enter their hearts. The pastry chefs will be as ants that toil with an arse-full of formic acid and will take the ant's humility when they serveth the meringue to their richers and betters. Deeply humile shall they be. The punters upon receiving the meringue, will sniff of it's fine fragrance and compliment its presentation. Then turn to the idlers, tax collectors and fornicators, with whom they feel their chances are half and bare heedless of the meringue (truth, still with me?) they break the crust, toy with it, dip their middle finger in the sauce and thoughtfully take suck of it. But cosumeth any round the table of the entire truth? Sorry, meringue. I say unto thee, nay not even one in ten. It fair maketh one spit, doeth it not? And the moral is, when Jesus spent forty days and forty nights in the dessert, this is what he was getting at' Edited to remove a spurious 'any'. I blameth being distracted by the idlers and tax collectors. Not perhaps as some might think, the fornicators, I've always found them to be kindness itself.

Stoney, Stoney, Stoney. Muffin in our face? Crumpet to be sampled? I accuse you of being a cipher to an Italian suppository. Yes, innuendo! There, I've said it! Lovely bit of? Care for a? Butter with that? I'll take those through the tradesman's entrance? (this is an innocent remark by a retail establishment that wishes to take on crumpet wholesale, but you can see how a jealous rival clinging to a muffin trade might misrepresent the situation). And of course there is the one about Muffin The Mule being an archaic sexual offence. This is where you were leading us, wasn't it Stoney? Thank the stars we never succumbed.

If they do anything approaching that with my recently ordered remastered Beatles boxset, I will have no choice but to go postal on them. I doubt any jury would convict me.

Not really our type though, was she? Not with all that Nunhead ruffian poke to her. No, she couldn't have been, not at all. A rank outsider and a bounder to boot. Oh, if you look in AFN, sorry for lobbing 'male' epithets at you. Caddish of me, I know.

teresa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > IT MEANS SHE TAKES THE FOOD FROM THE FREEZER AND > PUTS IT IN HOT WATER TO DEFROST Jesus, she sounds like one mother, Teresa.

Look At Your Game Girl - Charles Manson

Oih Enfield! Stop trying to revive your Loadsamoney character in the guise of 'the' Nigee. I appreciate the muse is not so strong these days, but if you think you can recycle an eighties stereotype, ON HERE! NOW! THEN, MY SON YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN! Anyway, tell Paul I send hugs.

teresa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HITHE OWNER DOES NOT NOW WHAT SHE IS DOING BE > CARFULL WITH THIS RESTURANTE AT 30 NUNHEADGREEN BE > CAREFULL WITH THE TAKE AWAYS OF CHICKEN JUST TO > LET TOU KNOW HOW SHE DEFROST THE CHICKEN PUTS IT > IN HOT WATER Deep breath, unlock caps and explain what your point is, Teresa. Thanks.

capt_birdseye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > in before the lock! Captain B surely you can give us a professional view on the matter. Unless you're an actor too.

I liked it a lot, particularly Mr Brightside in which they had the good taste to purloin a chunk of Queen Bitch by The Dame. I love a good nick, me.

Siduhe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I suppose if it gets the click it does the job, > and I assume it's only=best/worst too, but a bit > odd not to explain it anywhere. Thanks both. I like the fact that it's not explained, far too much explaining of gags and pith going on in the world for my liking, it is what it is. Chener is an utter joy to have around and John is thouroughgoing good egg in my estimation. If he has a fault, it's that he's a Seinfeldian 'low talker'. Either that or I'm getting deaf. Now I think about it people are starting to complain at the volume I keep the telly at. So, could go either way.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tool really irritate me > > There?s something that just annoys me about > someone who sits down with their guitar and > thinks, I?m going to write a riff that will make > music journalists use elaborate adjectives and > adolescent boys write profound cobblers on their > pencil cases. The Profound Cobblers? Didn't they support Tool once?

Caravan Of Love - The Housemartins

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can't get through to them on the phone - just > getting an unobtainable tone. > > Anyone know what gives? Like, cool your boots, momma. Gold Lee are hep cats and have probably taken the 'phone off the hook to partake of a little number or two before busting their collective hump catering to the needs of the local squid heads. Don't get so frazzled you might work for the man, it don't mean you have to bring all that uptightness back to Casa Rosie. It's bad for your chakra. Switch off your mind and float downstream. Give at least a ?1.50 tip. Peace, baby.

Spanish Eyes - Al Martino

Spanish Stroll - Mink DeVille

If Dave wants a singer, Liam Gallagher's currently at a loose end.

Jim Morrison and his rotten ol' portry. Iggy Pop, though I like a lot of his stuff he gets too much leeway Lou Reed, see Iggy Pop. Ozzy Osbourne, look, when your talentless wife is more talented than you it's time to quit. His cover of In My Life even made Mark Chapman angry. Roger Waters, primarily for writing a song with children singing the chorus "we don't need no education", well yes you do otherwise you'll keep using double negatives, unlike at Roger's schools where the beak would no doubt give hima swishing for such a lapse. Mick Hucknall, I'm not sure he's revered but he's just a monumental w@nker.

I don't know about revered and I'm sure they're not overated, but JL and BBW can certainly achieve the latter part of thread title when they apply themselves.

Ben - Michael Jackson

Ready Steady Go - Generation X

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > indiepanda Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Isn't the thing to work out ... > > Quite right. The OP sent me various documents in > which tied and free market beer prices are > tabulated. The actual math Sss.

Living In The Love Of The Common People - Nicky Thomas