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I told the c*nt what I thought of him and c*nted him off good and proper. I made it clear were he ever to blemish my doorstep again I'd get BigBadWolf to punch his face for him and see how he liked it. He left my stoop paler than when he arrived, I'll tell thee that f' nowt.

There's A Kind Of Hush - Herman's Hermits There's a kind of hush round at Honaloochie Towers while we wait to see whether PGC and Muley run away together. I'm keeping everything crossed.

Huggers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am a secret shameful Casualty addict, thoUGHT i'D > taped last episode of summer while on hols, but > no, turned plug off. A brief synopsis would be > very welcome. Did the consultant bloke with the > brain tumour die? Yes to the enormous relief of all involved, his way of sitting one-buttocked on his desk while seeing patients was arse-clenchingly wrong. Though the scene where his illegitamate daughter danced on his grave was ill-conceived. If you're going to do the Hucklebuck then at least practise beforehand. Shoddy so it was. Was the love triangle of that > other doctor bloke and nurse woman and child > kidnapping doctor husband resolved or did they all > get exploded by the animal rights brigade as is a > common casualty loose ends tidier.? The other doctor bloke and nurse woman went back to doctor bloke's flat, had a couple of glasses of the good stuff and put Squeeze's Up The Junction on the stereo. The needle caught on the line "we spent our time just kissing" and that's what they did. The action went back to them time and time again, and there they were 'just kissing'. Comedy highlight of the series for me. The child kidnapping doctor husband took the kid back to the police, explaining he was pissed at the time and thought it was a Beanie Baby that he was going to get valued by that fat, bearded, vaguely camp bloke on Flog It. The rozzers saw the funny side and let him off with a matey shoulder punch. Still no news on Sunny Van Bulow, though. I know you > would prefer to PM me rather than expose your own > piccadilloes so I'll just wait here on this cyber > corner for 'my man'. thanks. Hope this helps.

I read and enjoyed lots of his books, I remember as well a column he did for the Mirror in a glossy mag they gave away once a week, probably early 70s. His comparison of being a teenager in his day to when he was writing the piece still stays with me. I paraphrase, "there's a photo of me when I was fifteen with my father and my grandfather. Each of us clad in grey looking suits and each cupping a Woodbine into our palm. Were it not for the difference in heights we could have been triplets" He also pre-Trussed Lynne by founding the Association for the Abolition of Aberrant Apostrophes. At least I think that's what it was called. Anyway he used to rail against poor punctuation and wrote English Our English And How To Sing It. But mostly he made me laugh, think and in the case of the book written about the affair whose name escapes me, cry. Thanks Keith.

Oh arse. I was going to suggest the Withnail & I drinking game. I even got a case of lighter fluid in, special like. But now I see that Jah 'Adam's Ale' Lush and BigSensibleWolf have put the bok on it. Any suggestions as to what I might do with 24 cans of lighter fluid will be gratefully received.

There's A Ghost In My House - R Dean Taylor

Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does eating Bisto gravy granules dry using a > teaspoon count as a guilty pleasure? > > Or suggesting to my small children that they do > some dancing purely so I had an excuse to play > Aqua's "Barbie Girl"? Long as it's only a teaspoon you're fine Pickle. Though if it escalates to tablespoons of the gear then we may have to rally round and offer an 'intervention'. This involves being 'talked down' by a bunch of well meaners all toting quarts of vegetable stock. It could be worse. According to them. Don't b@stard well see how though. But 'Barbie Girl' is a fine tune and you're giving your children a fantastic exposure to popular culture. Especially as their mother has a burgeoning Bisto jones and all. "Come on Barbie, let's go party..."

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you ever licked a mantis? And the animals looked at Brendan and then looked at Borat, and saw they had become one and the same.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well fine, if you want to be a slave to perceived > importance defined only through accident of > position in a numerical system handed out by a > long dead empire. > > Good day! Innit doh, B.

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Anyway, isn't AA Gill best mates with Clarkson...(spits in disgust) I don't think they're bum chums, as we used to say in my schools. Both primary and secondary. However, I reckon Adrian likes to take Jeremy on some of his restaurant outings in order to sort out decent mechanics for his Bentley, and to camply imply he had to let him know which fish fork he should eat his cheesecake with. But mostly for the joy of seeing that Easter Island-sized face chomping down on posh scran. I mean, who wouldn't?

And follow it up with Sid Vicious' version/demolition of the execrable My Way.

Adrian would gently remonstrate with you for that Eh! Jeremy. Do please correct it, there's a good fellow.

Hangin' Around - The Stranglers

You Keep Me Hangin' On - Rod Stewart

Adrian tolerates Jeremy and is good influence on him.

Bring It On Home To Me/You Send me - Rod Stewart

But did he try out his O'Level Italian on the staff? Missed a trick there he did. Perhaps next time.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > macroban Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I present for your delight.... > > > > Unfortunately the author has to remain > anonymous > > and uncredited. > > But not entirely unrewarded, it seems: whoever he > is: > > 1) he sounds like the victim of an AA Gill > overdose, and > 2) the table wasn't the only thing that got laid > last night. > > Anyway, nice one. I've sealed a few conquests over > dinner at the Locale, too - highly recommended. I > find their Caribbean Sunset cocktail particularly > effective. AA Gill is a prince among men HAL,please do not mention him in the same breath as this nebish.

And if a traditional British retailer tries to sell them by the pound for ?sd I bet some jumped-up town hall 'official' will take them to court. This is how Nazi Germany started.

Tonight's The Night - Rod Stewart

Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurt Me) - Rod Stewart

The Light Pours Out Of Me - Magazine

I'm Free Born Man Of The Travelling people - Tommy Makem & The Clancy Brothers

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > While my son was at the bar, a young South > African > > woman sitting next to us leaned over and > enquired > > if I "knew where she could meet charlie"... > > I've really got to cut my hair. A trim wouldn't hurt, alright.

The Snake With Eyes Of Garnet - Shane MacGowan