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I was once in The Spice Of Life at Cambridge Circus having a couple of swallies with my boy. Over in the corner was Irvine Welsh with a group of friends, even at a distance it was easy to discern he was off his tits. While my son was at the bar, a young South African woman sitting next to us leaned over and enquired if I "knew where she could meet charlie"? It was exhilerating to be able to tell her that while I wasn't in a position to assist her myself, if she would care to ask the bald Scottish gent in the corner he could possibly advise her on the matter. Quite made my evening.

Pee?

Down All The Days - The Pogues

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tits out in the bakers? Just seen the answer by Keef. So presumably the baker nearest the Bishop.

I Don't Wanna Go Down The Basement - The Ramones 'Wanna' usually gets a deluge of Ramones action.

T'what bakers is Brendan referring?

I Don't Wanna - Sham 69

Toughies?

The Boys Of Summer - Don Henley

Smokin' In The Boys Room - Brownsville Station

Were you buying the Mirror?

Largesse?

Angels With Dirty Faces - Sugababes

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Reasons To Be Cheerful Part 3. - Ian Dury & The > Blockheads. And if he was writing it today, would he include Emily Maitlis' legs? Reason To Believe - Rod Stewart

Seasons is as seasons does as I'm sure one of Moos' Northern forebears would have remarked. I like 'em all, prefer the cold to the rain though. I just like them to be proper, hot summer, cold snowy winter etc. Not like some of these pissarse can't make their ruddy minds up seasons we sometimes get lumbered with. Still I try to look on the bright side and generally take a 'many a mickle makes a muckle' attitude to the whole thing.

We're through the light bulb surrounded looking-glass on this one people.

Oxygene Pt 1 - Jean Michele Jarre

My Love Is Like A tire Iron - Ted Nugent

The streets'll be clogged with Private Walker lookalikes, Quids will be stopped from the announcing of each 100th post, we'll shun neighbours who are "brighter than they should be", Farmers will make a fortune and the whole bally show will go to hell in a handcart. A handcart I tell you.

I'm Not In Love - Richie Havens

Gorky Sparkes Night Of The Paine & Hunter Riot In Cheese Block 11 Catch SE22 Five ED Pieces Whateley Until Dark Belair Witch Project

Both Sides Now - Judy Collins

Waitrose For Godot Analyse Tat Two Colours Green Two Colours Blue Dr Boo And The Daleks The Somerfield Of '52 Lordship Lane Pretty Traditional Woman The CPT House Of The August Moon Kiss Me Deli Every Which Way But Goose Green

Out Of Time - Chris Farlowe

Moos as I just read the description of you as a 'cider local lady', I believe I've spent enough time in front of a computer. I'm away to have some cider.