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She's About A Mover - The Sir Douglas Quintet

Blitzkreig Bop - The Ramones

I'm The Face - The Who

Behind Blue Eyes - The 'Oo

Mess Around - Ray Charles

Messing With Your Heart - The Cardiacs

Some Fools Mess - Gallon Drunk

I Don't Know You Any More - Savage Garden

I know and all, AnnaJ but go on, give us a kiss. Seriously. GO ON GO ON GO ON. Oh you might.

Of course you did, you big tart you. *grips BBW's ears and before he gets too worried bestows a gentle heterosexual kiss atop his head* Seriously BBW, you're alright, there's hardly anything 'gay' 'bout me. Apart from the T Rex and early David Bowie records, the fondness for AA Gill restaurant reviews and a small leaning towards Pucci, I'm straight as they die. For the most part, anyway.

From the Isn't AnnaJ Just The Bee's Tits thread. Or something along those lines. Which of course she is. BBW in fine form. And I did actually laugh out loud. The J household. Anna: "Hi darling, I'm home." BN5: "My love, how was today's crusade." Anna: "Rise from the floor my dear, I don't deserve such praise." BN5: "I can't help it my love, you relieve the suffering of so many as well as correct the spelling of lesser men." Anna: "That may be my love but it's my calling and I'd be selfish to ignore it." BN5: "Oh, a young chap who calls himself bigbadwolf dropped by." Anna: "Oh yes, what did he want?" BN5: "He said he had a dream where a dam collapsed but you saved everyone from certain death by using your devine powers of healing and wisdom to hold the structure from failing as well as saving everyone threatened by it." Anna: "Oh that, it was no trouble at all, I was happy to help." BN5: "Good God my love!! You're even awesome and polite in other peoples sleep!" Anna: "Oh it's no trouble at all."

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you seen her handwriting? Yes, it appeared to be from the wall of an Egytian tomb. Told me to f@ck off out of it, else I'd get smacked up. X3 daily.

#Libraries gave us power...#

And of course he had a big hand in Motorcycle Emptiness. Talking of which, does that put anyone else in mind of Glasvegas's Geraldine. Not in a copying way, not at all, just the way they both lilt. Like 'em both. Lots.

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh God..... The X-Factor auditions.... > > I know, I know, I hate myself. > > Every year I promise myself I won't and then MrJ > is out and I think I'll just have a quick look and > the next thing you know it's the end of a > disappointing day in London and Simon's already > stormed out once, because it's all just too bad, > and then the last audition of the day... it's a > cheeky, shy-looking, primary school teacher... the > judges aren't expecting much...but what's this? > He's brilliant! Simon gives him a standing > ovation and tells him it's the best first audition > he's EVER heard... And I'm crying.... > > I am so ashamed. Anna - heroin addiction/slight recovery/addiction/recovery of some sort/recovery but always chasing the high. Anna, I'm not saying that's better than X-Factor. No not at all. Nor that it's any more socially productive. But you never bastard well know, do you?

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > London , you're a lady - the pogues London Lady - The Stranglers

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love that song Hoochie - favourite line > "Fu*k the stewards a trip to Lourdes wouldn't give > the fekkers the power of sight" > They don't write them like that any more. > Ahhh. > Giggi, also my favourite line from that song and well up in the top ten of Pogues/Shane lyrics. Ya classy dame, ya.

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Honie, do you want to make a bet? Of course, but only if the bloke in the pub holds the stakes. The chap in the Cheese Shop? Edam well don't seem as if he curd be...something or other... I'm sorry I've lost all cheese-related puns, if indeed I had any in the cheddar place. I'm all confused now. Cate, are you challenging me to an arm-wrestle?

I just read the above and realised it might seem a bit, well, Welshist. Nothing could be further from the truth. Some of my best friends have had vague acquaintanships with people from Cardiff. And not just the ones on the docks before you ask. I know about the Manic Street Preacers as well. The Intense Humming Of Evil, that was one of theirs. Lyrics by the late Ritchie Edwards. Not really a 'let's all get round the old joanna and have a sing-song' sort of lyricist, was he Ritchie? Still it made him happy, so let's not judge.

The way things are going on, Mott The Hoople might be doing a warm-up gig there, before their five night stint at the Hammersmith Apollo in October. I mean, f@ck my old boots they're doing one in Wales, so it seems anything goes.

Bottle Of Smoke - The Pogues

I keep getting Large Woman 51D Bra Overload. Hope it helps.

A spirited response SilverFox, salut. Unless of course you work for EDF or suchlike and are not declaring your interest. In which case expect an angry mob, all flaming-torched and pitchforked-up to be congregating outside your front door. But you probably don't and they probably wouldn't anyway. So, as you were.

Does she know about this thread?

Time After Time - Cyndy Lauper