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HonaloochieB

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  1. Rosa Klebb hottest villain, Goldfinger most villainy villain, Goldfinger best theme tune, the best drink is the red wine with fish out of From Russia With Love.
  2. >> jammy since it could be busy tomorrow might bring my own > hat just in case there are only crap ones left. > maybe an empty chicken bucket from the fried > chicken place round the corner. Excellent idea, like the estimable BucketHead out of Guns 'n' Roses. The only possible use for a KFC bucket, I mean jeez you wouldn't want to eat food out of it.
  3. Kathy Kirby was a shiny lipped fox of the old school, a dansette was a record player. It had four speeds in revolutions per minute, 16 33 and 1/3 45 and 78. Godspeed You Black Emperor made a career out of playing Black Sabbath at 16 rpm. Likewise The Ramones had the same Sabbath album only they used 78 rpm.
  4. The Jolly Bee I think it's called, and it's very good.
  5. What once appeared slightly amusing when in my cups is of course now scabby and useless. I'll get back to you another time AnotherPaul. Waving to you.
  6. Thanks RosieH, that's sterling advice, even though a nit a chat or a bowdy would have a tough time gaining a purchase on my old loaf, one doesn't want to take chances. Thanks to you as well Jammy, I was just putting out a feeler to see whether inglorious basterd baseball caps would be available. It seeems they're not. Well done. By the way, welcome. As the Beverley Hillbillies put it, 'stick around, sit a spell'.
  7. What sort of hats, exactly?
  8. And you can sit at home and play Kathy Kirby's Secret Love. On a Dansette if you have one.
  9. If - Telly Savalas
  10. Though taupe would do, bruv.
  11. We could have them c@nts easy, serious, jus' a little bitch-slap. ALL OVER BLUD. Come on, let's bust their ends tonight. F@ck dem, thinking they're so impeccable. Man up, P13 bus stop outside Sea Cow in a half hour. Tonight it's the mushroom coloured bandana.
  12. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sophiesofa Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I don't get it and probably never will unless > someone explains. > > My interpretation is that Honaloochie said "Wat > Graham26 sed"... people thought this was a pun, > because a watt is a unit of power (but not a > "wat", I don't know what that is). > > Actually a whole load of electricity related puns > just popped into my head, but I'll spare you for > now... Ohm I God, Jez and SophieS. Wire you not getting this? Fuse two don't power yourselves a stiff drink and go back over the thread and figure it out, I might take to my bed faraday. WoofMarkThe Dog, please contact SophieSofa, arrange to meter and explain, if you'd be so kind. Don't be terse though, it's not her volt. I'll take Jeremy aside and explain watts watt.
  13. Thanks GSJ57, I love it when a plan comes together. Boogie Wonderland - Earth Wind & Fire
  14. I Love To Boogie - T Rex
  15. This might help, I have it on the best authority that it's funnier than Fred Basset http://www.metro.co.uk/nemi
  16. It's funnier than Fred Basset but not as funny as Marmaduke. I know, but it was the faintest praise I could think of on the spur of the moment.
  17. Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
  18. bbkings Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is interesting as these are traits I see in > myself too :-) > > But Jumpinjackflashes description matches pretty > well, anyway slept on all the comments and am > going to take the plunge next time whether she's > married with child or not, if nothing else, just > to make her day. Bad move there BB, ignore the life style coaches on here telling you to'go for it' and 'faint heart never won fair maid'. Shadenfreude junkies all of them. No, worship her from afar and forever wonder what might have been. Play sad songs on the stereo and have a little weep in an ecstacy of melancholy. You'll probably get a few songs/poems/short stories out of it. Or a limerick anyway.
  19. bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Isnt 'Emo' todays preferred nomenclature? So the younger set are taking an interest in the lateRod Hull, are they? Kids, I'll never understand 'em.
  20. Deep Dark Truthful Mirror - Elvis Costello
  21. giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HOOCHIE - VERY URGENT - DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MTH > WARM-UP? Thanks Giggi, yes I do, got aa couple of tickets this morning. Now Monmouth, that's out Croydon way isn't it?
  22. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Almost Blue - Elvis Costello Almost Cut My Hair - Crosby Stills Nash & Young
  23. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Black Sheets Of Rain - Husker Du > > (Isn't that Bob Mould solo?) It is Jeremy, boy is my face redder.
  24. I much prefer the cute-workmate-kissing-blue-cocktail-with-alcoholic-cherries-drinking AndyStar I know from other threads. This one sounds like a Viz scripted CSI character.
  25. Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > Would that be with the cute girl from work you > > were kissing last Friday? > > ha ha, i introduced her to them yesterday!! So before payday then, sounds serious.
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