HonaloochieB

Wise move Breandan, when you're drunk as a c@nt Catholic churches are best avoided. People start calling you 'father'.

The Bells Of Rhymney - The Byrds

Jeez, who'd have thought an innocent post about the word c@nt would bring about this tide of innuendo and smut. I hope Admin's making a list.

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is this some very convoluted ryhming slang joke? Nothing convoluted about SP, bubble and squeak, now you do the rest. George Michael's road crew used to refer to him as 'the bubble with the stubble'. When he had stubble of course

Sorry Moos, you know what high esteem I hold you in, but to quote Alexie Sayle Iam a resolute c*ntist. It's just too good not to use sometimes, but of course sparingly.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ted Max Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It's all hypothetical, Mick Mac. > > > > > I thought we were really going to get to eat him - > damn. I'll have to make do with chilli nuts. Not so fast there, they're the tastiest bits.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dane Bowers? > > Massive bubble? > > Peckham? Dane Bowers is a husky fellow of Greek extraction who lives in the south east of London. S'easy.

They're tight and they're loose So get yer caboose out onto that floor and just dance. Edited to change 'on' to 'onto'. It nagged at me all day until after some Addlestones and a couple of Peronis I realised how much the extra syllable would add to it, and looking at it now, by Jiminy I weren't wrong.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who's Dave Bowers ? > > What bubble ? Dane Bowers is best known for sh@gging Jordan and having a relationship with Katie Price. This bubble disturbs me, is it like the 'rovers' in The Prisoner? They were there to ensure people never left The Village, does this bubble perform the same function in Peckham?

The Pope (whichever one holds office) The X Factor winner (but I'd check first to make sure I was slapping the right one), even though I don't watch it all of the Strictly Come Dancing judges EXCEPT ALESHA, I'd give a great big hug and a kiss on the nose, Huw Edwards, The Osbournes, everyone who reckons Pricess Di was bumped off by the royal family and Richard Dawkins. That'll do to be going on with.

chez Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > formula 1 is where its at! It isn't. I'm with David Bailey on this, only interesting when there's a crash.

Ring Ring - ABBA

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone else wince at the (possibly > deliberate) mixing of metaphors in Anne Diamond's > advertising cash4gold? I do RH, everyone knows from Shirley Bassey that Diamonds Are Forever, however those Spandau Ballet cornerboys insisted #Gold, glad that you're bound to return# so small wonder that some dopey lollygaggers will put their tawdry baubles into an envelope, and trust to people they don't know. Doubtless they'll squander the money on tickets and merch from the recently reformed Ballet tour, it's true.

You were a Riff Raff roadie, Quids? I'm even more impressed. Geezer, than which there is no higher compliment.

Baby's On Fire - Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno

My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Simply Red

W.C. Fields shared that view, Brendan. WC? Another good reason not to drink water.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB wrote:- Where's Barry Bucknell when > you need him? > > > That makes you a senior on this forum HB but it > takes me right back to my misspent youth. > > They've only heard of Tommy Walsh round here HB. Tommy Walsh wouldn't be fit to hone Barry's second-best chisels. OK for hunping paving slabs about, but ask him to construct a box using mortis and tenon joints and he'd befoul his shorts, like as not.

Alcohol is rubbish, it's water only for me from now on.

Water's crap isn't it? It's Peroni all the way for me from now on.

That Peroni's rubbish, it's real ale all the way for me from now on.

My Mind Ain't So Open - Magazine

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And what am I, Mockers, chopped liver? > Moos is a game yiddisher girl? Who knew?

For Moos the Peroni bottle is always half full.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I once roadied for the Bard of Barking Well done Quids. Though I suspect the Roadies Club had a thing or two to say on the matter "The Floyd...bloody great pig...15 pantechnicos...biggest stage wall in the world". "The Stones...a bloody escalator...18 pantechicons...biggest stage in the world" "U2...a bloody great lemon...20 pantechnicons...biggest screen in the world" Quids "Bragg...guitar and teabags...train...biggest nose in the world" I hope you didn't take it to heart.