HonaloochieB

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Welcome to the testosterone frenzy and off the > cuff gangster remarks forum > > Please ensure you are tooled up at all times & > have a brace of steriod fuelled wisecracking > cockney gangsters at your beck & call at all > times. The use of unoriginal & derived free and > easy macho talk is mandatory. > > Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels will be shown in > the lounge at 11PM sharp > > Please note, the management reserve the right to > violently eject guardian reading liberals or > anyone who does not show them the respect they > deserve > > We hope you enjoy your time here At least you're trying to help HuncaMunca, more than some of these lot are doing. Good call on LS&2SBs, that could give JRussell some ideas about how to deal with the situation. Your notion about violently ejecting Gruaniad readers seeems a little extravagant however, a casual shoulder tap, combined with a combat boot hovering over the toe of their Campers would suffice. Obviously Alan Rusbridger would hear of it, but he wouldn't get involved. Oh and JRussell, as well as the Dave Courtney DVD, I've got another of Joey Pyle who didn't f@ck about either.

boswell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Really pleased to hear this. It may be an > institution but a lot of people I know who have > lived in East Dulwich for years don't even know > it's there until I tell them because it fades into > the background so. So, B you know people what 'ave lived in the ends for years, but not noticed Chener? Seriously, blud stop associating with crackheads, or WH Smith exuctives as they might be.

boswell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Really pleased to hear this. It may be an > institution but a lot of people I know who have > lived in East Dulwich for years don't even know > it's there until I tell them because it fades into > the background so. So, B you know people what 'ave lived in the ends for years, but not noticed Chener? Seriously, blud stop associating with crackheads, or WH Smith exuctives as they might be.

We'll know he's gone native if the line "Do you feel lucky, c@nt?" features in the filum/flim/movie.

We'll know he's gone native if the line "Do you feel lucky, c@nt?" features in the filum/flim/movie.

Definitely the cello, just because of that group Swans Way (or SwannsWay or even Swann's Way, perhaps). Anyway they were from the 80s, can't be more specific because I just can't. They had that song with a great lilt to it that I bought after seeing them on The Tube I think it was. It had a ferrety vibe and a lusty singer. Boss tune so it was.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Couldn't we just have them back for the occasional > Christmas Special - like Morcambe and Wise? Or as they're known these days, PJ & Duncan.

Can't think why people are blathering on about short memories, trees etcerera and so on. It's hardly in the spirit of a request made here on Bonfire night. Anyway JRussell, send me a pm and and I'll sort you out with a Dave Courtney DVD. That way you can get it done legal, brutal or any combination thereof.

thatguy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > erm.... its only right and proper making the trip > to camberwell to get yer happy meal. Dont want > any of that muck round here. First the burger > bar, then the drugs and guns :-S Ah, but if it's Wimpy we're talking, the only drug we'll be taking will be scrumptious caffeine,and sugar if you want to be picky. Very picky. And the only guns will be the multi-buttoned ones attatched to the hoses dispatching the carbonated beverages. Everything will be all right. Forever.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Hurray, the Honaloochies are back. It must be > > Christmas. > > > > And hurray for Chener books. > > Boooo, that bloody H********** is once more > inflicting his vile presence upon us. It must be > Bonfire night, burn the warlock say I. > > But of course a Christmas Carol on Chener, 'God > bless them everyone'. Once more the bringer of joy (Manfred Mann style) and harbinger of seasonal festivites that is HONALOOCHIEB ie me *points fingers at self* is amongst us. But as for Chener Books, a Kafka on them, let's see how they like waking up as an insect like the rest of us have done.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hurray, the Honaloochies are back. It must be > Christmas. > > And hurray for Chener books. Boooo, that bloody H********** is once more inflicting his vile presence upon us. It must be Bonfire night, burn the warlock say I. But of course a Christmas Carol on Chener, 'God bless them everyone'.

I miss them both because they would regularly bump the 'I'm In Love With HonaloochieB' thread back up to the top, these days no f@cker bothers. Thanks to their efforts I was quite the celebrity in the Forest Hill and Walworth Road manors. Cheers lads and there's a couple of pints of wallop 'in the pipe' up at The Capitol for you both.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Play With Fire - The Rolling Stones. Stay With Me - The Faces

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Relight My Fire - Mott The Hoople (with Lulu) Giggi, right before I logged on that was precisely what I was going to post if the Mott/Take That motif was still running, really made me laugh you starting that. But now I see we are back in the real world. HUGS

Isn't it refreeshing to see a thrusting entrepenurial type like SteveO, who isn't shy about getting involved and giving his latest venture the old school hustle. It's exactly this sort of freewheeling gogetterism that will lift the country out of the financial schtuck we are presently stuck in. I insist that we all go and buy an autographed copy of SteveO's book, but ask John for a discount because it's got scribble in it. I mean it's worth a try and SteveO'll understand. And it'll ensure he makes the EDF his first port of call for any future promotional activities.

SteveO should be ashamed of himself, starting a thread about a beloved local institution only to descend into money-grubbing self promotion by the third sentence. It's just this kind of unregulated opportunism that's got the country into the financial mire we currently find ourselves mired in. I suggest that every EDFer go and buy a copy of SteveO's new book and insist on paying extra for an unautographed copy. That'll teach him not to attempt his viral marketing round these parts in the future.

If I was to say anagram?

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mrs W**F got driven well mad.......walks like John > Wayne now. There's probably a response involving True Grit and The Shootist here but I'll not make innuendo at the good Mrs Woof's expense. She can get all that at home.

Patience - Mott The Hoople

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did anyone ever find out who "Hair n Tune" was? > Another forumite thought it might be you HB, I > thought it might be ????...in fact we had a bet on > it. Anyone going to own up? I wonder if there could possibly be a clue in the name?

womanofdulwich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ohh what is a Josephine? is it a new insult I > should learn to hurl at a teenager? please tell.( > or even an old one) It's a polite version of 'cissy-mary' and is very useful for deriding those who are acting like softies.

Yes but with Go-Go dancers, Maria. GO-GO DANCERS. Think about it.

... the WDF and NFs are. Had attacks of the vapours and with no one on hand to administer the spirit of sal volatile had to take a rest cure for a couple of weeks. Or was it BBW arsing about again? Either way still Josephines.

Honaloochie Boogie - Mott The Hoople

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A Wimpy with strippers would definitely fill a > niche. Wimpy would have too much class for strippers. They'd have Go-Go dancers. In niches,