If we decide to holiday on other forums, first I suggest that any indiscretions/rows/insults are met with a Ross Geller style "WE WERE ON A BREAK", on returning. That we all register under different names but with a hint of who we are in 'real life'. So for example Moos might want to adopt 'Daisy' as a username, Daizie might wish to style herself Mookow, etc and so on. And perhaps it might be good to have a word/phrase that can be subtly dropped into a post in order to identify oneself as an EDFer. I'm all for 'penis envy', don't know if anyone else has a better one.