HonaloochieB

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well...I knew you all when you were nowt!! > > :)) Fookin' less than nowt, barely a Vanessa Feltz researcher between 'ere an' SE5. And as for Penguin jackets and Modern Toss greeting cards...ruddy place were barren.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Grilled pork dumplings for two, Don't take this amiss *Bob*, but posting this after my innocent bottom enquiry might be seen in dubious taste. That's regarding the Louisa/YM arse thing, and nothing of course to do with the taste of the grilled pork dumplings supplied by no doubt hard working Chinese people.

I'm with make up. For pity's sake call me on their return.

Louisa, now shoot me down in flames if you will, and I have no physical evidence either way. But is it about some of them having bottoms even more shapely than your own? I know how competitive you working class gals can be. I'm genuinely interested.

Horizon - Yes I do, now f'ck off and leave me to my Fast Show boxset.

I mean so did Ian Dury. I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late I wanna confirm, I wanna conform I wanna be safe and I wanna be snug and I wanna be warm I want to be straight, I want to be straight I wanna create a place of my own in the welfare state Brr, gonna be good, brr, gonna be kind It might be a wrench but think of the stench I'm leaving behind I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight Come out of the cold and do what I'm told and don't deviate I wanna give, I wanna give, I wanna give my consent I'm learning to hate all the things that were great when I used to be bent! Could be not straightness Dum dum dilley Might lead to greatness Dur yuh dum der Owing to lateness My chance has only just arrived, ha Ow! Straight, straight, straight, straight Straight, straight, straight, straight Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late I know that you're right, I know I was wrong So thanks very much, please keep in touch, I'll be rhyming along I wanna be straight I wanna be straight I wanna be straight I wanna be straight (straight, straight) I wanna be straight (straighter would be great) I mean you can't say fairer than that. WELL CAN YOU?

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Christ, who wants to be normal?? > > :-S Well I do, and I don't think I'm alone in that.

So this is happening now is it? I actually applied for a job as a scanner monitor some time ago. It wasn't the best interview I've ever done, especially the part that went; Interviewer - So what were you thinking about in terms of money? Me - Well I was hoping, about ?2:25 an hour. Interviewer - That's not very much. Me - I know, but it's all I can afford.

The intro to Telegram Sam, on a loop.

Lou, put the bottle down, get the Chinese in.

AR the Faces song is Silicone Groan so I'll follow with Moan And Groan - Mark Morrison

I Love The Dead - Alice Cooper

Maggie May - Rod Stewart

Hubba-hubba.

Arm-wrestling, now that's the Cockney Rejects way, Brendan.

Bag it and bin it.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > what are hole weeks HB? sounds very dodgy to > me.... > > Mark goes on holiday and the place turns into a > den of iniquity.... blimey... > http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/ClassicStock/imag > es/prevs/CLAS000242.jpg Crikey Charlies, let's hope the Freudians don't get holed of this, who knows where it might lead.

Ted. Brendan. The Pixies? As a signifier of an aesthetic ideal? A significant factor in a hierarchy of needs? To quote Bugs Bunny "It is to laugh" A group whose singer is an absolute double for me? Get yourselves home yer mothers want yer boots for loaf tins. Now the Cockney Rejects...

Relax. Don't do it.

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i shall be kissing cute women hopefully But really? Kissing cute women for two hole weeks? That's a fortnight in old time. I reckon you're like that bloke Marc Bolan wrote about in Telegram Sam. #Purple Pie Pete, Purple Pie Pete, his lips are like lightning, girls melt in the heat# You know what? Ruddy good luck to you. Go on son, fill yer boots.

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i shall be kissing cute women hopefully One should always kiss a woman with hope, and when you've done that be faithful. If you can't and she lands in the family way, then be charitable to the bastard. To act otherwise is to be the rankest form of cad, and for that sir expect to be horsewhipped on the steps of your club, and what's more cut by the county.

If I'd known this was going to happen, I'd have saved watching the nine series of Seinfeld 'til then.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wodehouse attended Dulwich College I know, but has > he any real connection(s) with East Dulwich? Connections? In the sense of being connected I suppose you mean? Blessed if I know old top. D'you mean connected by marriage? If you do then your humble scribe will be seen sidling out the side door. Please don't tell me it's a connection by aunt, if so your HS will ensure his rapid egress from the London area until the aggresive whim dies down. A fellow can't be too careful.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have never minded bathing a lady before > massaging her in the bedroom and then having my > wicked way. > I enjoy investing in soap and hot water, bath foam > to please myself or the lady. > I am not considered to be tight daizie quite the > reverse, in fact some of my ex's have mentioned my > generosity, so we are not all stinky, tight > fisted, no-hopers. > You just seem to get that type is all. I rather > admire that you can 'adapt' your stadards it shows > that you're a game girl. Good for you. Just so I haven't missed anything (makes 'whoosh' gesture over head with hand), you are flirting with Daizie, aren't you Steve? Apologies if I'm being crass, it's just that I've been missing signals lately.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We?ll have to stand at the bar in the CPT and just > shout random song names at each other. BETTIE DAVIS EYES