HonaloochieB

I reckon if I met Roger Moore on a bus, he standing, I sitting I'd get up and offer my seat to him. He'd charmingly refuse, but I'd insist saying it was a matter of principle on my part to offer my seat to a senior citizen. He'd accept my offer with effusive thanks and I'd demur saying that there was no need and that I was no saint. At which point we'd both make full eye contact and both chant the riff from The Saint DU DU DU DU DER DEEEER and Roger would mime looking up at the cartoon halo as he used to do at the beginning of each show. Generally thought by most to be his very finest eyebrow work, by the way. Anyway, the person next to him gets up, I take their seat and Roger regales me with stories about what a complete nuisance Richard Harris was on the shoot of The Wild Geese all the way to Waterloo Station. If it's Sean Connery though I wouldn't bother. He can go and bloody scratch as far as I'm concerned.

Actually EDKiwi I recall from her first appearance, reading reports of Jordan making mock of Andre's 'little bombadier', so maybe things will come full circle. I reckon she'll present initially as fragile and easily broken as a china girl and God knows I'm good enough to give anyone a chance but I reckon she may not do herself any favours in reclaiming her former image of caring sharing ordinary mum. Still time will tell.

Someone Somewhere In Summertime - Simple Minds

Ah Sovereign, proper old school schoolboy cheap fags. Just right for those days when you needed more class than No.10 could bestow. Though I reckon the No.10 smoke rings were rounder, longer lastng and somehow waftier.

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - The Band

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, my money's on Jimmy White - being the > first to get his tits out. Man boobs are the > future. He may need to counter 'saggage' manually though, hang on to yourself Jim lad.

White Riot - The Clash

Too right Moos, Roger Moore should be paying a bit extra when he uses the bus. Mind he's getting on a bit, what are we saying about old people and public transport? Should Roger and for example Sean Connery only travel outside of rush hours?

The Whole Town's Talking About The Jones Boy - The Mills Bros

Hooray for Daizie boys, keep swinging, girl.

Calm down SM it'll all be over soon enough, it's not like they have to spend five years in the place.

A&D are a good reason to watch, I can't explain their appeal but somehow it works for me.

See really obesity is a medical condition so there should be taxis on the NHS. Just pass the 'script' to the driver and *Bob*'s your uncle.

thebestnameshavegone Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > thebestnameshavegone > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > Hello TheBestNamesHaveGone, would you consider > > changing username to AllOfTheGoodOnesAreTaken? > > It's an Ian Hunter song, though frankly it's > not > > one of his best. > > Just a thought. > > The Mott the Hoople guy? > > I would, though I'd feel a pseud for doing so - I > only really know 'All the Young Dudes'..! Naah you'd be fine. Anyone calls you on it, tell 'em I said it was OK.

Dance Yourself Dizzy - Liquid Gold

They'll have to get used to some radical changes in their day to day living, but if they work as a team all should be hunky dory.

Do You Wanna Dance? - Bobby Freeman

There's quite an echo in here today.

iaineasy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lollygaggers?? hahaha love the phrase what's one > of those? They're the shuffling idle no goodniks who get in the way and just stand about beibg slack-jawed and useless. And where there are are lollygaggers, gonifs, yeggs and other assorted momzers are generally close behind.

I Wanna Be A Flintstone - The Screaming Blue Messiahs

thebestnameshavegone ------------------------------------------------------- Hello TheBestNamesHaveGone, would you consider changing username to AllOfTheGoodOnesAreTaken? It's an Ian Hunter song, though frankly it's not one of his best. Just a thought.

Apart from Katie 'Name Your Price' Jordan who are the rest of them? I probably won't watch at the start, maybe watch some of the middle when they get either cabin fevery or resigned, then not bother to watch the ending. I'm just full of ennui today, so I am.

See if Al Jourgenson is going to reform Ministry any time soon, he used to like an animal bone on his mike stand did Al. Any enquiries should be sent c/o Buck Satan.

He also used to work in a charity shop on Clapham High Street. Sometimes he'd be in regular men's clobber, sometimes in dress and high heels, hence the expression 'brave as a transvestite'.

I'd be happy to pay extra on the bus to accommodate my bulk. In fact I'd have a cordoned off VIP section for people of all sizes who would rather not rub shoulders with riff raff and assorted lollygaggers. That'd be civilised.