OK, I haven't read everything on this thread that thoroughly and I might be somewhat 'off the beam' as the young uns would have it, BUT unless I'm completley wrong, if I order a half-pint of wine in a dimpled tankard from one of the young barkeeps in the Bishop, then I'll get to have 'relations' with aforementioned barkeep. Yowsah! Yowsah! Yowsah! I'm off to have a bath and apply some Lynx, I'll be there in an hour. Ish. Oh, and if it's all the same to the management, female would be my first choice.