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Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Calm down dear - it's only a very old song. A very old song but with much to teach us today. His baby could be dyin'. Maybe it can't much matter to you. Mind, it makes you wonder about the brother running off when the Sheriff came to question him. I'm not saying there was anything going on between the brother and his baby. BUT YOU HAVE TO WONDER, DON'T YOU? UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. I MEAN IT'S ONLY NORMAL.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just got accosted by a rude mother whilst > getting off my bus, I has my headphones on & saw > her looking at me, next thing, she shoved her bags > in my arms & ordered me to help her carry the baby > buggy off the bus..Next thing, she's telling me to > follow her, i pointed out that i was going in the > other direction & she just dismissed it with a > wave of her hand then she basically ordered me to > carry the buggy up some stairs, i was in such > shock at her rudeness that i actually did it, then > she wanted me to help her inside the house, i > finally said no & bailed - she didn't even say > thank you. > > > I'm thinking Daizie. Is anyone else thinking > Daizie? No, I assumed that Daizie had never bred. Not for any particular reason, but I get the impression that she doesn't go in so much for that sort of thing. Daizie, if you do have children, I apologise profusely, declare you, with absolutely no evidence a Vanessa Phelps Show-style 'great mum' and will get the Daizlets a little something from Soup Dragon. Cheers.

Jimmybob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > just bought a house in the area and will be moving > down from Brixton where I've been for last 4 > years. Love this forum lots of good info! > > caio. Actually JB I always think it's up from Brixton. Not making any judgement about either area, but on the 37 it just feels that way. Still ne'er mind eh? Welcome.

dulwichjigsawpuzzler Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can you describe her and her buggy? > > Any scars, loopy ear rings, broken veins, red > nose...... Three out of four and it's me.

Just read this and my blood turned to ice water in my veins. Literally. It's an account from a group of OGs from 1972 who went by the name Wizzard. It was apparently an acronym for 'We Is Zappin' Zeroes And Redistributin' Drugs'. Unless we act now, and act promptly and straight away our youngsters will follow like sheep of violence and charge into the open stable door that the horse of good sense has bolted from. The horse that liberals, politicians, teachers, liberals and the Brainiacs from Radio4 wouldn't put a punt on. So now there's a bunch of violent sheep (you know this is a metaphor, right?), who have taken over the stable of a sensible horse. Do you see what I'm getting at? WELL DO YOU? YOU SHOULD. IF NOT I PITY YOU. Oh, the ice water has left my veins, it's now entered my living soul. Literally. See how pernicious these things become. Anyway here's their 'account'. "Well, I'm sittin' in the back porch On the north-west side of town Picturing last night way up in the city Where they shot my baby down She could be dyin', oh, oh, no Well, it can't much matter to you I found her lyin', yeah, yeah, yeah Near the ball park down at school The sheriff came on to question my brother I could have dropped down through the floor Before I could turn round, he was runnin' for cover Like a billy goat through the door She could be dyin', oh, oh, no Well, it can't much matter to you I found her lyin', yeah, yeah, yeah Near the ball park down at school Hold on, baby, I need you, honey Won't you bring yourself around You've gotta help me, help me, mama I'm gonna rip this crazy town"

...then beggars would ride.

And of course if Londis was Waitrose...

Give them money. It's the only language they understand.

Wake Up Boo! - The Boo Radleys

Was she a 'rude mother' or possibly something else... "They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! She's a complicated person But no one understands her but her nutritionist JANE SHAFT!"

Going To A Go-Go - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I wondered how this was done, but didn't like to ask for fear of being called a spanner. Again.

And of course there was also Frances' former daughter-in-law Louise, who was extremely easy on the eye. She used to have to crawl under the table to turn on the light under the huge fig tree out in the back bar. I think some of the regulars used to time their visits to coincide with the event. With me it was just a coincidence of course.

Time - David Bowie

No wait, come back I want to get a closer look at that purty mouth.

Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk

Now I think of it, my friends already know I live here, so when on those days I tell them my location, they do that gripping my upper arms while shaking them, looking me in the eye and saying "Yes I know, it's OK. It's OK" thing that they do. Comforting so it is. My colleagues though. DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT MY COLLEAGUES. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION? WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE?? EH?? I actually like to keep work and private life seperate, actually. If it's all the same to you.

Michelleb Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i certainly will not be staying in ED I was born > and bred here but if no longer feels home, too > much crime, too much noise and way too many > people. give me the country or sea any day. I suggest as the country Switzerland and as the sea the Sargasso. Now you respond to my response to your satirical post. We banter back and forth for a while and then agree to meet at the monthly EDF drinks do. We have a child, meet, have a couple of drinks, get a preacher to make it formal and flirt a little. Though of course not every/all of the above or necessarily in that order. But it's pretty much how it's done 'round* here. Imagine late 19th century Kentucky, but flatter and with no bastard tube connection. *We are of course the worst sort of hillbillies, but we will of course apostrophize when the word is indicating proximity as opposed to indicating circularity. Sheeiit it ain't like we's from Catford or suchlike.

Time was it had the most fanciable landlady in all of London. Frances. Once clocked, smitten for life.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Thanks for the info on the yams HAL900, the > > Dioscoreaceae family. Who knew. > > I wouldn't want to "fugu you". > > Anyway, yams are for hams - the big boyz are into > Colocasia esculenta. Whooh, even someone who's served with the SAS like Ross Kemp would think twice before tackling one of those elephant ear mofos. I'm gonna stick with your first recommendation so yam.

intexasatthe moment Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone know the science around gaining some > immunity from possible second wave outbreak in > Autumn ? Plenty of oranges and lemons shouuld see you right.

blah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would love to stay , but fear my wishy washy > libweral views mean I am marked as a dangerous > outsider. I will be strung up by the brownshirt > wearing vigilanties before this year is out. From > a lampost. I happen to be wearing my very nice brown Ben Sherman shirt today so I suppose you're referring to me. Ahem. STRING YOU UP? STRING YOU UP YOU COMMIE B@STARD?? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTH GOOD STOUT ROPE. ROPE THAT WE COULD PUT TO BETTER USE ON OUR COLLECTION OF FLAGPOLES!!! IF THERE'S ONE THING WORSE THAN A COMMIE, IT'S A COMMIE WITH A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. STRING UP YOU RECKON!!?? WASTE OF TWINE!!!!! COME THE GLORIOUS DAY YOU AND YOUR ILK'LL BE PUT TO DEATH BY A LETHAL INJECTION OF RYE LANE GUTTER FISHWATER. AND TO ADD THE FINAL INSULT THE WATER WILL BE FRESHLY SOURCED FROM LIVERPOOL. AND MAY COD HAVE MERSEY ON YOUR SOLE.

But is it Leo Bloom?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shame on me, mixing up me Bible. > > I have a wife. She is lazy and vain. Like Gideon, > I may have to lay a fleece. PGC I don't think this will count. First Peter Andre is not a character in any of the genres in the rules. Jordan is vain, but highly industrious. If not actually indutrialized. And the the implication about sheep love could cause offence to Mr Andre and the Greek community as a whole, and of course may be actionable. Proceed with caution dear PGC.

I was almost going to put EffThis's post and today's incident on LL together in the same sentence. But decided not to. Jesus, to discover I have a PR gene after this time is quite the surprise. Who knew? Not I.