HonaloochieB

Jesus we are in Peckham. I bloody knew it.

BRUMMIE B@STARDS BOMB OUR BOYS?

I'm The Man - Joe Jackson

Not only allowed, encouraged. You can sell the barbecue too, you don't need a licence or anything. If by some chance an officious park official tries giving it laldy and tells you different just make sure you print this page off and wave it under his nose as proof he's wrong. You can also 'bung' him a free burger, but make sure it's in a sour dough bap with bloody mary ketchup. It's the only language they understand.

Free Electric Band - Albert Hammond

The way things are going we'll all be murdered in each other's beds. That'll teach us and them. I agree with *Bob*, STRING THE BLEEDERS UP, only do it before they have a chance to commit any crimes. It's the only humane and cost effective way.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh no!!! Really. I'm very busy. I can't even > find time to read the 3 threads on the first page > that are by people in similar positions to mine! > Ha ha! > > So, is there lots of crime? Apparently Peckham is > quite close by? Or do I mean Wandsworth? We're > looking in Shepherd's Bush too so I get confused. > > > What's the nearest tube? Don't worry about Peckham, we don't allow anyone from there into ED, we identify them from the 'Peckham stoop' and furtive mien (if mien is the word I'm looking for). Wandsworth is not the way to go, it's got no identity of its own and most people call it 'Not Clapham'. Shepherd's Bush is a good idea though as you'll be nice and close to the Empire if Ian Hunter decides to play there again as he did in Octber 2007. You're welcome.

You should be working in Brixton then you'd know what the edge really is, and no it's not the green bush outside your 'ouse. There's this building near where work that has police going in and out of it all the time, day and night. The place must be an absolute hotbed of criminality. Torture, it's the only language they understand.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Scarpetta Was this any good MP? Patricia Cornwell lost me some time ago, I liked the first three or four Scarpetta novels, but got irritated by the inane dialogue in the later ones. And as for that sodding niece of hers...

Bad Science by Ben Goldacre, Acid Drops by Kenneth Williams and I've just picked up Redemption Song again by Chris Salewicz.

It's alright, but it's no Clapham.

bonniebird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought HonaloochieB was a lady.............. Let me have a look in my TK Maxx strides and I'll get back you...

She - Charles Aznovour.

So it did. You've got to love the Eye.

thebeard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Our geniuses would never be able to work out such > a simple play with language. > > They?d struggle to remember it for starters. > As they struggle with simple words in the English > language > > > > Imagine > The English equivalent > > > > > ?Revlang? ?? > > > Bitch = Chbit > > Gangster = Stergan > > Gun = Nug > > > > I is gonaa get mit nug from mi chibit co I is a > well Stergan > > > > > LOL Loud Out Laugh. Yes I got that. Amusing.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Charles Pooter, Diary of a Nobody (by George > Grossmith) And I believe his brother Weedon had a hand too. Of course, spot on.

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maurice Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > All this political talk and then I see our dear > > Iron Lady is back in hospital following a fall. > > > Bless. What this country could use is another > 5 > > years of dear Thatcher to put us right. Get > well > > soon. > > Would be a bit of a dinosaur today, but effective > in her day. > > Cameron, who we will undoubtedly get next is just > Blair lite Are you sure, Santerme? Aesthically unpleasing as a leader of the country. A chubby faced smugster who if he's suddenely catapulted into no 10 will start quoting the Clash's 'Clampdown' "What are we gonna do now..?". Which of course was a quote from Spike Milligan's Q8. Gordon Brown is the most grumpy-faced f**kster on the planet, and is only worthy of sidekick status. Nick Clegg? Nick leg? Nickle eg? I've forgotten which party he fronts up. The Vanilla Marginals? So I suppose it's spoiled ballot paper next time. Or Green for a laugh.

If Mott The Hoople, The Stones,The Beatles, Bob Dylan or The Faces don't have anything to say on a subject then it's scarcely worth commenting upon. Although this is Rod Stewart solo. Still, ne'er mind eh. Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you Its late september and I really should be back at school I know I keep you amused but I feel Im being used Oh Maggie I couldnt have tried any more You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my heart and thats what really hurt The morning sun when its in your face really shows your age But that dont worry me none in my eyes youre everything I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didnt need to coax Oh, Maggie I couldnt have tried any more You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone You stole my soul and thats a pain I can do without All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand But you turned into a lover and Mother what a lover, you wore me out All you did was wreck my bed And in the morning kick me in the head Oh Maggie I couldnt have tried anymore You lured me away from home cause you didnt want to be alone You stole my heart I couldnt leave you if I tried I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school Or steal my daddys cue and make a living out of playing pool Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin hand Oh Maggie I wish Id never seen your face You made a first-class fool out of me But Im as blind as a fool can be You stole my heart but I love you anyway Maggie I wish Id never seen your face Ill get on back home one of these days

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > matthew123 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What they failed to mention is that in Harrods > > there is the "East Dulwich Deli" - I thought I > was > > seeing double when I saw it, but my jaw really > > dropped when I saw it was ?9.25 for a sandwich! > > So, it's Harrods you dozy sod. > Expect to pay more there than for example > Selfridges or John Lewis. > I'm trying not to use the word 'Duh'. > But actually 'Duuuu..uuuu..uuuuuuuuuuh. What is > wrong with ?9.25? > It was what it was. Matthew, I don't withdraw an ounce of what I said above, but it was posted in the throes of drink. Some would say that that was a bad thing. Some would be correct. Some would be utter schmucks. Some wood beez and pray like Aretha Franklin. Slancha.

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What they failed to mention is that in Harrods > there is the "East Dulwich Deli" - I thought I was > seeing double when I saw it, but my jaw really > dropped when I saw it was ?9.25 for a sandwich! So, it's Harrods you dozy sod. Expect to pay more there than for example Selfridges or John Lewis. I'm trying not to use the word 'Duh'. But actually 'Duuuu..uuuu..uuuuuuuuuuh. What is wrong with ?9.25? It was what it was.

Gimme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB - it may have been limp but I'm still > young enough not to think of a 1970s comedian as > 'Yarwood'. > You are obviously in your 40s or 50s so how would > a golden oldie like you know what whether street > gang members can spell or not? How many gang > members do you know? I am of course in my 40s or 50s. I'm acquaited with one gang member. It's not my fault by the way, but it might be his. I've seen his spelling, and it's no better or worse than my own. Which is to say pretty good. Cheers.

Fair enough TT. The days go by and I make no impression.

Hello and welcome Gabriele, I'm not Italian, I'm Irish. Close enough though. Matriarchily dominated, bossed by The Pope and a carbohydrate based diet. Alike as two peas. In different pods. Apart from the piss artist thing we're so alike. Sorry Gabriele I ramble, welcome once again, stick around.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was going to go mr creosote!! I know, and why wouldn't you? Dash that David Carnell and his knowledge of hugely popular children's books. Come on DC, your round.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hona, you were wise and we were foolish. We have > seen these posts and this posturing so very many > times before and yet, and yet... I know Moos, still have a chip. Go on it only cost 32p at the most. Slather some ketchup on it, it's proper Heinz so it is.