Louis Crandell, but only so I could say I couldn't see him. Jack O'Justice, provided he brought Moll Moonlight of course. All of the cops from the 87th precinct. And also the Deaf Man. John Dortmunder, in the hope he'd allow me to accompany him on one of his capers. Betty Rubble, provided she ditched that dope Barney. Troy McClure who you may remember from The Simpsons. I'd like to find out if the fish rumours were true. All of the girls from Little Women. Especially Jo, I liked Jo, she had spunk. Catwoman, the Lee Meredith version from the TV series. Billy Liar. Victor Von Doom.