HonaloochieB

I Love My Dog - Cat Stevens

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Though he's not actually a forumite it's Ian > > Hunter's birthday today. 70 he is. > > I'll be waggling a glass in the general > direction > > of Conneticet this evening. > > I bet your collection of 'Mott' vinyl isn't as big > as my mums Hona. Seriously?

Though he's not actually a forumite it's Ian Hunter's birthday today. 70 he is. I'll be waggling a glass in the general direction of Conneticet this evening.

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > While I don't believe in God, I do bless the lord > for Radio 4. Some bits I can take or leave, such > as the farming programme (though I do listen to > that on occasion), You're missing out there Louisiana, the ongoing story of the BBC beehives has me enthralled, it's what I set my alarm early for. That and the shipping forecast, which I find sets me up good and proper for the day ahead. Once I was going to find out what it all actually meant, but decided not to as I thought it would lose its magic then.

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For No-One - the Beatles > > > Hurray, we're back in the room! > > (Oh, and it's fair enough if we can have partial > words, I was just checking, really!) I think partials are OK if they are the main root of the word so Fool On The Hill could follow These Foolish Things, but La Isla Bonita following Lola? That sh!t is unacceptable

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lola - The Kinks Song For Lola - Spirit

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can you have that? I know it's your game, but...! You're right Pinky, good call. No I should not have it. I was taking the p1ss. And actually it's not my game it belonngs to the world, and was actually started by LizzyGotDizzy. So, move that La Isla Bonita be stricken from the records, and I get told to 'watch it'.

jctg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In terms of vested interests Newton's theory of > gravitation isn't controversial but Darwin's > theory of evolution is. I wonder why? I hear there are schools in the US where they refuse to teach about gravitas.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I imagine Diversity - (they missed a trick there.. > should have gone for Divercity.. *does streetwise > hand motioning*) - backstage after the big win, > sloping off to the toilets one by one to calculate > how the prize money divvies-up.. wishing they had > a few fewer members. > > Does Ashley(20) get the same as Mitchell (12)? > Doesn't seem right. "Yeah but no but.." It's just that sort of thing that caused it to all go wrong for Blazin' Squad, you know. It's why Kenzie chucked it in.

Thank you for the large helping of perspectine Spark67, wishing you continuing good health and a full recovery. And a tip of the hat to the good people at King's.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Clean warthogs... ...bring joy to the verger's heart. Now where are the blueprints?

I think Marshall was vexed that someone had planted an arse so near his face and everyone thought, 'That's what it's been reminding of me of all these years'

Does taupe occur in nature?

Bellenden Belle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I found a link about Teddington's blackest black > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2732487.stm This isn't black it's very very very very very very very very very very very dark blue. It wouldn't do for priest's socks.

Jesus Christ, I look into a thread named 'your worst job' and I find a lot of talk about honey, mushrooms, smoked bastard salmon, sock and shoe moving and fast food. You massive bunch of sissy Marys. You enormous shower of Josephines. I worked for a SW11 based building firm. One job involved a cellar with a back up rising from the sewer. It was about, it seemed 12-14 inches deep. Anyway I was equipped with wellies and given the task of opening the far door which was fairly well sealed in order to let the effluent run away to the outside drains. Wade through I did and get the door open I also did. What I also did was get a two bootful of sewage as it flowed filthily passed me. Walking round with a pint and a half of other people's discharge in each boot? Now that's a bad job. Now come on you enormous fairies.

La Isla Bonita - Madonna

reetpetite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Still happening in Somerfields.I wanted some mayo > and found the Hellmanns mayo on offer at ?1.05 > instead of ?2.80. I even double checked with a > staff member that it was right,cos it seemed such > a big saving. Surprise surprise I got charged > ?2.08 ,dont know where that figure came from ! I do. It came from them changing over the '0' and the '8'. It's called something. Juxtaposition? No it's not that, but a bit like it and the word doesn't have an 'x' in it. For some reason transvetite is giggling around my mind. Did Eddie Izzard ever play a skit around mayonnaise? ?2.08 you say? For Hellmans? Not bad.

I once went on a CND march. Got back and there was still a proliferation of nuclear arms. Talk about a waste of my time. Placed my copy of John Lennon's 'Imagine' in the corner and kicked it. Went across the road and joined the British Legion.

Sun Arise - Rolf Harris

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread has gone alarmingly off-topic. > Honestly, I go away for ten minutes and you can't > be trusted. If you keep it up I will complain to > Admin and each and every one of you will spend > time on the naughty step. There may even be an > article in the South London Press. I'm very > cross. You've been warned. At last reason has returned to her throne and we can get back to the core purpose of the thread. Unless you are/think you are all in love with me and that, then kindly confine your attentions to other threads or indeed activities. South London Press, eh? Thanks for getting this lot to straighten up and fly right, Giggi. HUGS

What are you on abaat MM? Cars don't 'ave horns. Cars 'ave udders. Buuws have horns.

"...and I ain't got nobody...how I wish I had someone to talk to, I'm in an awful way". Whether it's Sam Cooke or Cat Stevens you still end up with a woman who resembles a 'cat name of Frankenstein'* And the common ground is, get shot in a motel or embrace Islam, both can produce genius versions of the same song. Though of course only one can perform it live these days. *Correctly pronounced Fronk-un-schteen of course, but for the purposes of 'Another Saturcay Night' we'll go with Frank-un-stine.

Holiday In The Sun - Sex Pistols

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sat on a Witch's Hat. I feel for you PGC, but shouldn't this be on The Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage thread?

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > He did insist. > > He did insist? And you had to edit it? A sentence > comprising eleven letters? > Well alright, I was impressed with the prop plane > gesture, you big lug you. But hey, don't think this is an invitation to start a stream of post-pub banter OK.