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dukesdenver Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil Can't count DD, back to page one and read the rules. and then go and post something like 'There She Goes' - The Las for instance.

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah, but he keeps coming back. I imagine because > both of them are such appalling individuals that > no-one else will put up with them. The man-hating > whiner probably puts in a late-night booty call > and the weak-minded fool comes a-running, guitar > in hand. Perhaps she only puts out for a bit of > Bob Marley. I don't like to think about it, to be > honest. It's clearly a deeply sick and twisted > relationship they have going on. I've just read my copy of the News Of The World and it seems you're living next door to Peter Andrews and Jordan 'Name Your' Price. I'd get in touch with their Pee R insultant Mux Clifford. Heel tell yu what t'do. You all could end up on the cover of Hate magazine.

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sweet Tobacco, it was coconut dusted with > chocolate powder, I think it was called Spanish > Gold.... > > and you can still order it from a specialist > supplier! Sweeeet.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's content of the track I'm talking about Hona > as you do often come across as the forums 'lyrical > gangsta' all to often as I'm sure the regulars > will agree. Ah, you see BBW I don't have sound on my computer television so I just took the visual for the enormous compliment that it was. I'm similar to some, if not a few, if not most of them. Would that the 'showbiz' bleeders would admit it.

gemrich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi, > > Thanks for the reply. > > It is published by Hafan Books, all proceeds go to > refugees in wales. > > Here's the synopsis... > > This vigorous, moving and darkly comic body of > work delves into the hidden secrets of the > post-industrial underworld of the South Wales > Valleys. Inspired by the authors of Urban-Welsh > Fiction, it?s a portrayal of the lives of the 21st > century lumpenproletariat. > Set on a council estate in the South Wales Rhymney > Valley, each story concentrates on archetypal > natives, including: the coke-sniffing drug-dealer, > the ostracised shop-lifter, the pill-popping > clubber and the abused teenage mum. Through the > characters, a commonality of despair and isolation > is conveyed, while dark humour reflects the > community?s blas?, comic attitude towards issues > surrounding abuse, self-harm and suicide. > > Would you like to order a book? > > Email me at: [email protected] If she writes under the name Hervine Welsh there may be something in this.

I've just been informed that Bovril is still available. Despite the machinations of the brigands of political correctness and the mountebanks of the EU. Probably. Maybe almost certainly. NOTE. Lavinia, please cancel my mid-morning call to Jon 'Grunty' Gaunt re the above on Tuesday. Ditto Nick Ferrari. Keep Vanessa Feltz in though, she'll accept any old shite provided she's referred to as 'V' and given a bit of old toffee about her Sony award.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8UHOFk-KI > > I think so anyway. 'Struth BBW, it's like looking in a mirror.

Bovril. Oh how I loved the beefy teeth-staining goodness of it when consumed from a polystyrene cup prior to going out, ruddy-cheeked and with cheerful malice in our little hearts to commit dangerous firework related pranks of a cold November evening. Of course crackers political correctness and probably EU diktats, mean that the Bovril company are no longer allowed to melt down cows. So goes the world.

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Santerme Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > HonaloochieB Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > Santerme Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > I remember when Jubbly's were a > triangular > > > > shaped > > > > > frozen orange drink! > > > > > > > > And it took a ten minute to open them > > properly, > > > > and a good hour to consume them. > > > > Unless you dispensed licks, sucks and bites > > to > > > the > > > > other kids in the square, in which case > > knock > > > off > > > > a fifteen minute. > > > > If you can even say fifteen minute with > your > > > face > > > > that frozed up on Jubbly. > > > > > > Those salad days, eh. > > > > > > Perhaps can I have a lick of your Jubbly > should > > go > > > on the Chat Up line thread? > > > > There's a thought Santerme, I think if you > could > > come up with a sentence that included 'Lucky > Bag' > > as well it'd be solid gold with a lady of a > > certain vintage. > > > As long as my Mojo was still appealing. > > > You know, I used to go into the shop on Pytchley > Road, get 8 Black Jacks, 8 Mojos and the Look and > Learn and still have change out of a bob. Say 'change out of a bob' these days and you're practically accused of taking advantage of Robert, a male prostitute. You are you know. Almost. It's political correctness run riot. It's political correctness gone right up the wall. Nearly.

Good luck and best wishes. I'm waggling a bottle of Peroni in your general direction.

Beer lollies. Cider lollies. The pleasure in them of course sucking all the beery/cidery flavour out of them and consuming the ice, while of course lurching around shouting 'I'm drunk'. My therapist says it accounts for a considerable amount. He won't say of what, I'm considering taking my damaged pysche to someone less enigmatic.

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Santerme Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I remember when Jubbly's were a triangular > > shaped > > > frozen orange drink! > > > > And it took a ten minute to open them properly, > > and a good hour to consume them. > > Unless you dispensed licks, sucks and bites to > the > > other kids in the square, in which case knock > off > > a fifteen minute. > > If you can even say fifteen minute with your > face > > that frozed up on Jubbly. > > Those salad days, eh. > > Perhaps can I have a lick of your Jubbly should go > on the Chat Up line thread? There's a thought Santerme, I think if you could come up with a sentence that included 'Lucky Bag' as well it'd be solid gold with a lady of a certain vintage.

Lloydhutchinson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nah. It,s still the worst bar on Lordship Lane Not while Liquorish holds a licence it isn't.

There There My Dear - Dexy's Midnight Runners

Santerme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember when Jubbly's were a triangular shaped > frozen orange drink! And it took a ten minute to open them properly, and a good hour to consume them. Unless you dispensed licks, sucks and bites to the other kids in the square, in which case knock off a fifteen minute. If you can even say fifteen minute with your face that frozed up on Jubbly.

Sure does HNHY, enjoy your breakfast.

The scene in the cathedral after Mrs Lanehan's funeral, where he clears the place, grinds out a cigarette on the floor and rails in impotetence at his God. "You feckless thug"

Vince, you initially were in a slightly peevish mood about the Sly and Reggie but on being informed they were ironic softened. Flanders and Swann is an inspired choice and I applaud you for it, next time you see them make that suggestion they'll thank you for it in the long run. I couldn't however reommend the Shipping Forecast, they're not The Aphex Twin you know.

I can see where you're going, 'Owl about that then, guys and gals, euheh euheh euheh' There's a tiny resemblance to Jimmy Saville is all I'm saying. Edited to add There's a tiny resemblance to Jimmy Saville is all I'm saying.

I saw the end of the chat with Ross, and found myself agreeing with his views. Always liked Sheen, the first film I saw of his was Badlands, fine stuff. The West Wing I have the first five series and they're entertaining well paced, dialog driven fine pieces of drama. I'm always taken back to Gil Scott-Heron's lyric from the Reagan era, when he lamented the fact that the wrong actor was the president "if only we'd'a had John Wayne". The song is B-Movie by the way. If you haven't heard it, I envy you the pleasure to come. Anyway, was it just me or did anyone just love the way that President Bartlett used to put on his jacket in the West Wing? It made the character for me.

I didn't get some of them but thanks to Dr Proctor for providing a 'Reasons To Be Cheerful' de nos jours. If I was wearing a well made hat it'd be doffed.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would it be heresy to suggest The HP All Day > Breakfast as an alternative? I'd steer clear of > The Scottish variety however as the mini deep > fried Mars Bar contained therein has been known to > cause Hives. Bon3Yard I believe this contains a burger and as such can't be considered as a suitable breakfast choice. But the original contained offal, yes offal that was proudly advertised on the tin, and which I suppose may have lead to its demise.

RANT. Measured. 'Meh'. Measured. 'Meh'. RANT. 'Meh'. RANT. Measured. RANT. 'Meh'. Measured.

Sorry just messsing. Elizabeth My Dear - The Stone Roses

Beth You By Golly Wow - The Stylistics