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Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Moos. Elephants? Buns? What is going on with > you > > today? > > Sort yourself out and be Billy Smart about it. > > I'm sorry, HB. I just like buns. Especially the > cinnamon ones, and the ones with a light glaze of > icing. It'll be fine Moos, provided we make sure that 'buns' is a reference to young mens' quite petit butttock cheeks. I think I can see where the cinnamon-coloured ones would feature. There are places where that sort of tanning would be the norm. The 'light glaze of icing', I can understand might be a particular treat of your own, and who amongst us would say you nay? Not I.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I take it that's a no to the pizza then...damn? > > Is your dad a thief? Cos he took the stars from > the sky > and...phhhzzz....blt.....BBBBBRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I reckon it's probably a 'no' to the comestibles, Mockney but if you spruce up and recover the second part, the shag might still be viable.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kipper tie ? Naaaw, oi'll have coffie plise. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, Snorky and me are here all week. Drive safely and be good to mum.

I've been told that having a bacon sandwich each morning builds immunity. My source on this is Dave The Plumber. And to be fair he was a bit pissed at the time.

And a Lilly Allen lookalike to boot.

Peg O' My Heart - Ted Heath

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I see you all scrabbling for power and influence > in this new system.Nothing will change, just the > colour of the tie that our oppressors and slave > masters wear. And for me it's going to be that poison green, with the red hearts and curlicues one. Bought it from Barnardo's in Brixton several years ago. Haven't worn it yet, but I reckon if worn with a plain black suit, it'd keep people on their toes as to my intentions. When you're oppressing the masses I reckon it's best not to be too obvious. Leastways that's how I figure it.

Boston Tea Party - The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

Morwena Banks.

Morwena Banks. Thanks for reminding me TM.

Go and wash your hands. Then get your mind right.

Like Jim Morrison?

*Bob*, say it ain't so about the three quarter length trousers.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's my fault I'm being bullied is it, Moos? Blame > the victim, is it? > > HonaB, glad you're on the Saxondale. I'd imagine > it's uncomfortable viewing for you. At this point I'm going to nod politely while slowly backing away.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually I've changed my mind. > > I'd do Jim - but only if he promised not to talk > afterwards. Or worse, sing.

Moos. Elephants? Buns? What is going on with you today? Sort yourself out and be Billy Smart about it.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm glad you can make light of the situation. I've > got a whole meal left uneaten. Although on the bright side you've given me an idea for a late night snack while I'm watching series 2 of Saxondale tonight. Cheers TM.

Sounds like it might be Lilly Allen.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Butters has got sod all to do with Mr Lydon (a top > gooner) it means butt ugly, hence butters. Sorry to contradict you AR, but I have it on the best authority from my homies that the Rotten connection is the one that is true.

Bomber - Motorhead

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I log on for a little pre-prandial amusement to > find I'm being bullied and patronised by an > intimidating minority on this site. > > The corned beef tin remains unopened: the Mighty > White unblessed by Branston's Finest. I suppose > the upside is that the ladies at Weightwatchers > will have something to applaud when I tip the > scales this evening. There you are, being all floury again.

Butters is a reference to the Johnny Rotten Country Life butter advert. Even Johnny's best friends wouldn't describe him as a handsome chap. And also is it just me or does he emphasise the first syllable of the butter's title? That's our Johnny, still bringing the system down pound by pound.

Flapjack Foolery - The Fabulous Baker Boys

Lilly is groovy and she does a great impression of Cheryl Cole.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Opening of The Sound of Music. Trite, I know, but > makes me go all goosepimply. Not trite at all PGC. It was intendend to be beautiful and sentimental and be Jaysus Crikey it got there. And I'll fight any man that says different. I will. So I will.