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Actually I like the Somerfield fine enough. I find the staff pleasant, and have never had to wait 40 minutes to get served. Referring to a previous poster. 10-12 minutes maximum. I enjoy finding bargains in the Gallery Of Cheapness, mostly ready meals and 14p desserts that you wouldn't usually pick up. But heck it's 14p, I'll have five. That's my two penn'orth on the matter.

See Snorky, Silverfox is all over it as well.

We wish.

Snorky check out SM's post above. Dogging code aplenty in there I'd say.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > vomited red wine on some woman/ her Boyf got > arsey/ scuffle/ detained apparently How is old Eight Ace these days?

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My black postman scammed me in the queue for the > pizza at the Gowlett even though my lad never got > into any of the 8,756 schools of our choice and > nobody wanted to shag me at the EDF drinks. I fail to see what bearing the gentleman's occupation has on the matter, sorry you didn't get your end away at the EDF drinks, but as the turf accountant said after putting an uppity punter in his place "That's the way the bookie humbles"

6 - you've decided that the Perino 'sharpeners' you had at breakfast actually don't count as drinking. Not really.

I Need Your Love - Ian Hunter

Cheers M8.

TEh problem I find is that I keep BREAKING INTO CAPITALS FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. I'm not even ANGRY. It just HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

Mike, Charlies makes an excellent point, you big sissy-mary you. Seasick Steve(in the style of Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen): "Guitar wi' a bit a damage t' bottom o' body. Eeeeh when I were travellin' boxcars I used to dream of knowin' someone whose cousin's best friend had a guitar wi' a bit a damage t' bottom o' body. Luxury. Bloody EDFers, don't know they're bloody born"

Now this is only what I was told by a poetry declaiming tatterdemalion at a Brixton shebeen the other night. And bear in mind we'd been drinking absinthe shandies and had both smoked our share of tea. But he said he had it on good authority that Tom Waits was coming over to cut the ribbon to the bar on the official opening evening. And he's going to use the rusty scissors that's all that he's got to remind him of a former seamstress girlfriend. The rust is from all the nights he spent crying over them in that motel. I can't wait, me.

Are you sure it can't be played Mike? I recall Pete Shelley playing a guitar with half a body in The Buzzcocks early days. Take the title of the thread and compose a Ramones style pop thrash around it. Edited because I inexplicably called Pete Shelley Steve.

The Winner Takes It All - ABBA

It's OK, there's an M&S opening soon. That'll learn 'em.

Just Another Night - Ian Hunter

Try flogging it as an early Townsend.

Just A Gigolo - Dave Lee Roth

Me And You And A Dog named Boo - Lobo

Got mine. I'm alright Jack.

Spinning Around - Kylie Around

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shadows - Apache. > > How cool is that?! In the fridge, daddio. that's how cool.

As Norman 'Hurricane' Smith once sang 'Don't let It Die'.

We're Am American Band - Grand Funk Railroad.

True - Spandex Wallets. I'll give you 'with a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue' you dribbling onanists.