HonaloochieB

Like duuh uuh uuuuuh. Rilly.

northlondoner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone had their ear drums assaulted by Sly and > Reggie - the peripatetic sound system blasting > out "liberal sounds for a liberal town" from their > depression era pick-up truck around the area? Very > amusing and very ED. Just saw them waved over by > a pair of police who rushed out of Sea Cow to > see what the ruckus was. After enquiring what the > hell they were about the Bill returned to Sea > Cow, grinning, whilst Sly and Reggie drove off > resuming their music at full volume, thanking "the > lovely officers " over their pa system. > > Who are these guys? They're Sly and Reggie. I mean like duuuh.

Seriously, elephants, a shower of xxxxxxxxx aren't they? If it wasn't for their legs to make stick stands, I couldn't see the use of 'em. Pissed? Spectacualarly so since you you ask.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > punk/prog > > It's an oxymoron. It's like saying an animal is > both an elephant and a sparrow. Elephant/sparrow, both animals. Both fine. Unless the elephant decides to take a 'piggy-back' of the sparrow. Elephants being the dopiest lumbering schmucks of the animal world, they'd likely as not do it, the gormless f*ckbuckets that they not only look, but probably are. Anyway, it'll all end up in a smashed sparrow and a slightly confused looking elephant. More confused looking than they usually are. They are dozy looking aren't they? Elephants. W*nkers.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HellNoHellYeah Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I heard a lot of people are actually engaging > in > > whoring on the side to make ends meet!! > > > > I can't see how wasting one's money on prostitutes > will help. Did actually laugh out loud at this one. Nice work Brenda.

thexwinglessxbird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I doubt there would be too many prams in bars on > LL in the evening as the venues probably don't > have a licence for that beyond 7 or 8pm, do > they?" > > No, I suppose not. Actually, I had caf? Nero in > mind & brought up a bad experience. I haven't had > the time to check out this new bar. Anyway... > > Is it Boho or Hobo? Oi XWinglesXBird stop being so dithery, front up with some proper 'tude girlfriend. How else will I source names for my future musical projects? That may or may not exist. Get with the scene, as we Bohos insist on having it.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > punk/prog > > It's an oxymoron. It's like saying an animal is > both an elephant and a sparrow. Are you calling me an elephant? ...actually you might have something there.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > punk/prog > > It's an oxymoron. It's like saying an animal is > both an elephant and a sparrow. Are you calling me a sparrow?

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > punk/prog > > It's an oxymoron. It's like saying an animal is > both an elephant and a sparrow. Who are you calling a moron?

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > punk/prog > > It's an oxymoron. It's like saying an animal is > both an elephant and a sparrow. Who are you callin an ox?

Worthy of Charles Pooter.

bawdy-nan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lovely, lovely day at Nunhead Cemetary. > > Enormous thanks to the bug-man and his bug-ways > which included knowing every bug presneted to him > and the top trick of sucking a "starwberry > snail". > > You are a god. In that short post BN you make me wish I was there. h

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PeckhamRose Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I got paid not to work with Johnny Depp. > > I would work for free or even pay to work with > Johnny Depp. > What as missed opportunity, PeckhamRose, why on > earth did you accept????? > Is he not officially the sexiest man alive? > Talented, intelligent, does not toe the Hollywood > line, a true maverick, has character, prefers to > live in France than the States, is a genius and is > also deeply hansom ( I always have been a bit > mealy-mouthed with my praise). > http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content > /2006/09/johnny_depp_01.jpg > Only down side is he smokes, but I guess I could > put up with that, just as long as he was only my > work mate.... Crikey Charlies, I am for the most part heterosexual. Certainly in intent. But, blimey that Depp's a squeeze, and no mistake. And the smoking just adds to the allure, go on you know it does.

The late Joe Strummer mentioned the film in a Clash song, 'my name is Eraserhead and I will ruuub you out'. I think it might have been on that EP. You know the one. Anyway in '77 it was the film to see, at least if you were me at the time.

I Got My End Away - The Filthy Rotters

It's an opportunity for some journalists to take the moral high ground, again. And again. Some journalists? Wangled exes? They go together like fdish and chips. From Fish! in the Borough, and there'll be a receipt. I'm sure it gives Quentin Letts scope to produce some of his political skits and by doing so maintains the argument that being smug, dull, obvious and dull is a special need.

Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That I've been selling the Socialist Worker on > street corners for years. Oh that's you is it?

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Ted Max perhaps you too would prefer to change flowery into something less offensive? After Ted's recent gulling of the innocent SophieSofa's chimney enquiry I'd suggest 'plausibly rogueish prose'.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mikecg Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > Jah the 15th is a weird Ole pay day. > > I just give praise and thanks to the God of the > 15th of the month payday, I prostrate myself > before him knowing in his infinite wisdom he paid > out standing orders and direct debits thereon. > So avoiding the weeping and gnashing of teeth that > would have occured on the 16th and great would my > overdraft have been. > Such that I would have rent my garment. > Oh, the rent, forgive me landlord I know not what > you dun. > The Czech's in the post. Just spotted this one. Even I'm not sure what I was on about. However, taking into account it was pay day, I had the day off and the time of the post, perfectly understandable. Or not.

thexwinglessxbird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "My pram won't fit through the door." > > EH, are you joking? > > "It's too noisy. It's not noisy enough." > > I'd rather silence than a stinking, screaming pram > by my side whilst I'm trying to enjoy my meal or > drink. Nobody should have to put up with that. Stinking Screaming Pram. Thanks TheXWinglessXBird., the perfect name for my up-coming punk/prog project. Keep 'em coming. That's the album title.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > After 2 and a half years on here I'd be surprised > if there wasn't anything people who wanted to > know, didn't know about me Blimey SM, sounds a bit flash, that does. Have you ever played alley gobs?

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm a bitch. No you're not.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Jah the 15th is a weird Ole pay day. I just give praise and thanks to the God of the 15th of the month payday, I prostrate myself before him knowing in his infinite wisdom he paid out standing orders and direct debits thereon. So avoiding the weeping and gnashing of teeth that would have occured on the 16th and great would my overdraft have been. Such that I would have rent my garment. Oh, the rent, forgive me landlord I know not what you dun. The Czech's in the post.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hearing squeeky "dada,dadda, dadda"s from my 18 > month old when his mum says it's time to wake me > up and he's toddling up to our bedroom door...even > though it means I've got to stir.... And on from there Quids, the sound of your child's voice, and your voice, throughout your lives. My boy is an adult, but when I pick up the'phone and hear the words "Hello Dad" the joy of the unconditional love I gave him as an infant is right there with me. There might follow a conversation of numpty banality, Swiftian wit or something in between, but we always tell each other 'Love you' on parting.

Telegram Sam. After the 'dry' sounding guitar intro. Marc Bolan's scream of 'Oooh Baaabby'. Never fails to introduce joy into my heart.