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HonaloochieB

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  1. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > they reckon they're better than us, and that's one > thing I won't stand for, cheeky Mancs. > > My M8: Douglas was originally from Salford and > settled in The Isle Of Man, does that make him a > "mancs", "ex-mancs" "manx" current "mancs" or > ........? Now pack it in TLS, Douglas is in the Isle Of Man, as any fule no. In fact so big is Douglas he's the capital of the island. He's a he's a Manx Manc, and too big for his boots by half if you ask me. Let's see how much putting on dog he does when he gets invaded. I know you're my enforcer and everything TLS, but this has strayed perilously close to insubordination. Edited twice because it looks like I don't go in for details as MP suggested.
  2. Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The infant Ted Max was ripped untimely from the > womb to the comedy stylings of Benny Hill's > Ernie. > > (Insert your own milkman joke here) A favourite of my mother's TM, she'd always play it family gatherings. My late father would make offensive and possibly libellous remarks about Hill and replace it with Tommy Makem & the Clancy Brothers. All in all I preferred Tommy and The Clancys. No offence.
  3. Only me! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is fly-posting any more unsightly then the clapped > out red vans dotted around the postcode, > that don't seem to be moved on, or ticketed? > Judging from the holes in the bodywork I'd be very > surprised if they are road worthy, if they run at > all. Sorry to go OT but actually it's only very recently that I've realised they are not all the same van. There's one that's parked in some flats in Coldhearbour lane in Brixton, that was what suspicioned me to the truth. I've never seen one in motion and I suspect they are in fact installations and not for hire at all.
  4. charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dean martin... memories are made this > bit scary as it makes me realise I am a lot older > than I feel! > > we're nearly a couple of 'spring chicken' twins > HoonaloochieB! Wrote and performed proper songs in those days, Charlies. Not like today, it's all bang boom crash, and references to 'how's your father' every two minutes.
  5. Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh god no. Gary Glitter.... But which song SandP?
  6. mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Excellent choices HB. Are you a spare me the > details PM or a spare me your opinion (no > comparisons to recent incumbents...honest). > > Either way my first act will be to withdraw our > troops from their brushfire wars, equip them > properly then invade France. Baguettes in Paris by > Christmas everyone. In answer to your question let's just say I'm a pretty straight kind of guy and leave it at that. Your French plan is an interesting one, but let's start with the Isle Of Man, shall we? About time we recaptured their hearts and minds, I always think they reckon they're better than us, and that's one thing I won't stand for, cheeky Mancs.
  7. skidmarks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear...Abba - Dancing Queen A copper-bottomed classic SS, wear it with pride. I've just checked my son's date and Super Trouper by ABBA was his birthday song. Can't wait to tell him.
  8. sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mine was Dexy's Midnight Runners, Come On Eileen - > amazing. Hoo ra day or is it doo ra day? Too rye ay, Sophie. Nice.
  9. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Erm... Chicago - If You Leave Me Now > > I don't even know that song. Hmph. I'm not fond of Chicago J, but that song is great for weltering in an ecstacy of misery when you break up with someone. It's got a 'I've no pride, no dignity, I'm begging you not to leave' vibe to it.
  10. Obviously them cats was fast as lightning, but I reckon Doris fought dirty. As she said herself 'We'll see'.
  11. The Power Of Love - Huey Lewis & The News
  12. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They may be fine, upstanding, competent Guys but I > would rid any Cabinet of any West Ham Fans > (MP/Quidsy et al) as I still carry a grudge for > them wrecking Harry Crippsy's Testimonial Night > 25/30 years ago by beating The Lions and causing > general mayhem all around New Cross that > evening....:X Well that's the grudge carrying box ticked. I can see you're going to make a fine enforcer TLS. I feel safer already.
  13. http://www.theofficialcharts.com/all_the_no1_songs.php So what was number one on the day of your birth? I'm very pleased to see for me it was Doris Day with Que Sera.
  14. If the poster takes them down after the event then what's the harm?
  15. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sport? Are you having a laugh? > > Mind you, when did holding a cabinet post ever > require any particular you to have interest or > enthusiasm therein. I have every confidence you'll be an excellent ambassador for art and culture. I'm with you on sport though, complete bloody mystery to me. Sport in this context usually means football doesn't it? There are a few phrases to throw around, 'schoolboy error', 'silky skills', 'game of two halves' and whenever you mention Wembley you must insert the phrase 'hallowed turf' at least once. If you lard each sentence with a few 'basicallys' and 'at the end of the days' you should be sound. Don't worry about the Olympics, that'll all be passed to Quids. I can tell you're going to make a fine minister.
  16. Quids - Chancellor SM - Home Sec Mockney - Foreign Sec *Bob* - Arts Culture and Sport That only leaves PM. One hates to put oneself forward but it seems that's the only decent post left. In order to do the job properly I'll need a Malcom Tucker style enforcer to keep my cabinet enemies in line. The qualifications are the ablilty to carry grudges longer than high court judges, a willingness to swear like a half a dozen particularly foul-mouthed troopers and a callous disregard for others' personal space. TLS, could you be persuaded? You'll have more power and influence that any MP (including MP) and the great unwashed can't vote you out.
  17. In The Name Of Love - The Thompson Twins
  18. Hello HS I watched the first which I found a bit confusing and the third which I thought was more coherent.
  19. I only give mine a quick trim with a shaver when they start 'Healeying' and begin to droop into my eyes. Though I often leave them for a couple of days and pretend I have a fringe. Takes me back to the 70s so it does.
  20. Is it roght that one of them filled his swimming pool with horse manure? That's just decadent. Not to say a little unhygienic
  21. Tsk tsk DC, it's a Matron and a Sister, not student nurses. Schoolboy error to use a bit of football vernacular.
  22. I'm A Rocker - Bruce Springsteen
  23. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And.. in first place.. John 'Bulimia' Prescott, > claiming ?3200 on food.. If this was for one Mr Creosote-style blowout then well done Fatso I say.
  24. And all the journalists taking the moral high ground? Isn't wangling the exes something of a hobby with journos? They're avin' a Turkish.
  25. Dr Proctor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This whole 'real' thing is a load of old nonsense, > Depeche Mode had it right... What, about having a personal Jesus?
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