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The first two records are little gems of pop rock, them and a greatest hits are all you need really. I read an interview with CH some time ago where she was talking about giving up the drink. Her reasoning was along the lines of 'I didn't mind being an alcoholic, but when I started looking like one...' Snorky I've never associated Hynde and drummer Martin Chambers with heroin, are you sure?

Haven't a clue why he was given the Spanish archer so can't comment on it. A time-limited ban with a promise to straighten up and fly right and no crossing fingers would seem reasonable enough. There seems to be a fair bit of leeway on the forum and Admin usually ban from a specific thread if the silly b*ggers being played get a little too silly, so I'm assuming that BBW had a specific complaint or complaints made about him from individuals that he offended. I'd like to see him back, I enjoy most of his posts.

Unless your a Stroke it's a poor show indeed. But not if your the one that looks like Lurch. I used to sport a black two-piece with a subtle lurex fleck and black baseball boots combo circa 1982. Very fetching I looked an' all.

In the spirit of WC Fields 'On the whole it's better than Catford'

I'm toying with 'Didn't you used to be in Bananarama'? Any good?

The Night They Drove Dixie Down - The Band

City Of The Dead - The Clash

If you can read this you're standing too close.

HellNoHellYeah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you seen the movie "Derailed" with Jennifer > Aniston and Clive Owen? If you get friendly with > your fellow passengers things could go down the > same way they did in that movie! And so of course we're back with the OP. Who'd've thought an innocent enquiry about making friends on the train would lead to this sort of smutfest. All responsible should be bowing their heads low. In shame. If capable.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Marmora Man Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > real posh people drive shitty old cars have bad > > hair and wear shitty clothes > > > > And they tell themselves they can get away with > > this because: > > > > In London no-one knows who I am and in the > country > > everyone knows who I am. > > > > Copywrite: P G Wodehouse and Lord Emsworth > > is this true ? Plum wrote it for Lord Emsworth, Snorky so of course it's true.

Street Life - Roxy Music

ms_1316 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can you go down for licking a strangers face? I suppose it could be seen as restorative justice.

Happy belated birthday for yesterday, TLS. Just for you.

Mirror Man - The Human league

I'll Be Your Mirror - The Velvet Underground

Always ensure you have a bus/train book on you to ensure you don't have to have any truck with your fellow travellers. I recommend 'Hollywood Crows' by Joseph Wambaugh. And if you follow Brendan's advice then some reading material will be handy for whiling away the hours in your cell.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the one's that have worked on me are pretty > simple > "you've got a lovely smile" > "hey, can I help you with that" > "my name's ....., what's yours?" > "Hello" > etc... > the cornier the chat up line the faster I run.... And what about "Hello, I'm a well-known designer", eh Charlies?

Cherie Lunghi.

Billy The Mountain - Frank Zappa And Probably The Mothers Of Invention Too

Walking With A Mountain - Mott The Hoople

The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson

'I come from a long line of warriors'. That's guaranteed to wow the ladies.

Well I was right down in the wines and spirits when Mike suggested I become a spin doctor, then along comes Moos and is good enough to make mention of me in connection with Pete and Dud. And I'm pretty sure Moos was being complimentary as well.

Gina McKee.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What is it with this chuffing forum, why are you > all obsessed with bottoms? Stop it at once. > > Moosie Whitehouse. I apologise for the cheek. That'll be the end of it then. I'd arsek your forgiveness. But if I did I'd probably have to make some comment about striking a bum note. And then tell the world to 'pogue mahone', and frankly the bottom line is nobody should be forced down that road. Still as REM once opined 'It's the end of the world as we know it'. And they felt fine. Weirdos.