HonaloochieB

Gloria - Them

Sick And Tired - Anastacia

lard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah maybe us plebs can all buy tickets so that > not only could we hang on your every word, you > would also be able to buy drinks and nibbles for > yourselves. We would just go away happy with the > wisdom you have passed down to us. Now where and > how does one sign up for such an opportunity? Ignore BBW Lard, I know for a fact he's the brains behind a rival show along the lies of Eight Out Of Ten Cats, I hear the working title is Once A Pussy... Anyway he's desperately setting up a spoiler campaign. You can purchase tickets for either show on the link below. Simply search for Questionable Time In The Palmerston or IQ Outside William Rose. Looking forward to seeing you. www.ticketbastard.co.uk

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lard Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > We would just go away happy with the > > wisdom you have passed down to us. Now where > and > > how does one sign up for such an opportunity? > > I hate to spoil things for you Lard but I think > that the only thing you'll walk away with is a > sense of disappointment and one of Mott the > Hoople's less successful tracks stuck in your > head. Oi, BBW stop putting off the punters with the truth.

Sick On You - Hollywood Brats

City Of The Dead - The Clash

In The Summertime - Mungo Jerry

Celebrate Summer - T Rex

Summer Fun - The Barracudas

Summer Holiday - Cliff Richard

I'm Not Your Stepping Stone - Sex Pistols

I Am I Said - Neil Diamond

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > First Quite Interesting fact. There are no teams, > or team captains, on QI. > > And Hona, you are magnificent when you're angry. > Bless your little cottons. Baah, etc. Oh, I'm all of a simper now. There are worse things than being T's B.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ooh, have to have *Bob* ca[taining a team on that > surely!! Ted Max for compere and perhaps > Honaloochhie as the other team captain? Are you suggesting I take the 'Curly Alan' role, effectively being compere Ted's bitch? Honestly MP, what have I ever done to you?

But the clown porn IndiePanda, what of the clown porn? Did you leave your stash in the traditional place? The loose brick on the left of the living room fireplace.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Humour me.. I've lead a sheltered life. > > What exactly is 'clown porn'. I believe it revolves around three rings, but if it's made by Zippo there are no animals involved.

*Bob* is surely a Dapper Dan man.

I reckon that as well as not being allowed to join the Freemasons our rozzers should not be allowed box sets of The Shield.

skidmarks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I moved into my place a couple of years ago > the sellers had left a huge pencil sketch of a > woman?s arse drawn on the landing wall. We saw it > when we looked around but thought they would have > painted over it before we moved in. Did the vendor answer to the name 'Banksy'?

Over to you Mockney.

DulwichChav Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I knew a girl who would leave her used Dracula tea > bags in the ashtray She was a smoker? That's disgusting.

The little ginger haired boy of about six this morning at a bus stop in Peckham. He was with his mother and his younger brother in a pushchair, several attempts were made to get on buses but each one had two pushchairs alredy on board so they were unable to get on. A 436 drew up and his motther sent him to look through the middle doors to check how many pushchairs were there. On seeing the pushchair bay full yet again, he threw his school bag to the ground and through gritted teeth expleted "F@ck!ng bitch" this received the mildest of rebukes from his mother. Perhaps I should be posting this one under 'Guilty Pleasures'.

I Hate You So Much Right Now - Kelis

Funny How Love Can Be - The Ivy League

Can I be the one who's hopelessly out of his depth, with not an iota of a clue about the matters of pith and moment being discussed, but on being put on the spot smart-alecs for a few seconds and then drags the subject round to the impending release of Ian Hunter's LP and the Mott The Hoople reunion while all around me watch through their fingers and curl their toes on my behalf. Don't feel too badly though, when no one's looking I'll be playing footsy with Chairman Moos.